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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

He didn't have time to wash it before he put it on right out of the bag
:hmmyes:

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
He ammosexual.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Yeah he went through conversion therapy and says it worked!

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

D-Pad posted:

Read the

No I'll never read things and find out for myself.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Y'all I need to see a source on this actually-went-through-conversion-therapy stuff besides a political smear flyer and an anonymous twitter account saying he's gay because he did cheerleading in HS before I believe this thing that just exactly confirms my preconceived notions about hyperconservative homophobic legislators.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
FWIW from a goon he told my boss that on the house floor

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

zoux posted:

Y'all I need to see a source on this actually-went-through-conversion-therapy stuff besides a political smear flyer and an anonymous twitter account saying he's gay because he did cheerleading in HS before I believe this thing that just exactly confirms my preconceived notions about hyperconservative homophobic legislators.

:getout:

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

zoux posted:

I did not wow

Yall thought I was kidding about the guy he primaried :colbert:


Either way he's still a pepe posting shitlord who drives all the way to loving Crosby to find white kids to take photo ops with

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/scottbraddock/status/1172892719796183045?s=19

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Their big reveal was done in a window of Microsoft Edge? These are the people running the second-biggest state in the country?

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Eventually, some local political dude is going to unseat one of these weak, poo poo-talking turds by just showing up and beating the poo poo out of them in real life, which will both be entertaining and plunge us further into Idiocracy.

Also, without even looking, I'm positive A&M is engaging in Regnery style tactics to juke its revenues. Aggies are nothing if not relentlessly Aggies.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

This looks like the logo of an amateur MMA organization

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

zoux posted:

I believe this thing that just exactly confirms my preconceived notions about hyperconservative homophobic legislators.

:hmmyes:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1173265866131234821?s=20

my god the boys wonder are going after each other

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Got a constituent survey thing from Briscoe today (I don't check my mail more then twice a week). Nothing really interesting. Just generic Republican pablum about "I lowered ur taxes and tried to save your fetus". But apparently he's still upset about that time he got told to gently caress off from some speaking gig at TSU back in like 2016-17 :laffo:

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Briscoe talk reminded me of the time he walked up to argue against palliative care because it’s evil Obamacare socialism and the guys talking just stared at him in disbelief as it became increasingly obvious he had no idea what palliative care is. They wouldn’t give him any context clues just asking him what about palliative care he is against and letting him twist in the wind until he sheepishly withdrew his objections and sat back down.


It’s providing for terminally ill people to make them more comfortable instead of leaving them on the curb to suffer until the inevitable comes.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Comrayn posted:

Briscoe talk reminded me of the time he walked up to argue against palliative care because it’s evil Obamacare socialism and the guys talking just stared at him in disbelief as it became increasingly obvious he had no idea what palliative care is. They wouldn’t give him any context clues just asking him what about palliative care he is against and letting him twist in the wind until he sheepishly withdrew his objections and sat back down.


It’s providing for terminally ill people to make them more comfortable instead of leaving them on the curb to suffer until the inevitable comes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKiQUpXWizY


https://twitter.com/BudKennedy/status/1173580439296106497

quote:

About 30 minutes later, around 12:15 p.m., Arlington police said an 8-year-old girl was shot in her apartment with an Uzi that was reported stolen from Bastrop County. Lt. Chris Cook said his department still doesn't know how or why the shooting happened but said an initial report that the shooting happened outside proved to be untrue.

The girl will survive. This occurred on the 3800 block of Mahonia Way.

.....

Then around 4:30 p.m. on the 1400 block of Cloyne Drive in far south Arlington, police there said a 10- or 11-year-old boy shot his 6-year-old brother in the head with a rifle that another juvenile brother said he "bought off the streets."

Police don't yet know why the shooting happened. That 6-year-old child was in grave condition at Cook Children's Hospital Sunday night, police said.

Can we get some background checks and mental health services over here please, maybe a way for people to report tips that someone is selling Uzis to children that DPS can investigate

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

We have to ensure that all houses have more/fewer entrances

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

"police don't know why the shooting happened" Is it because A CHILD had a GUN

https://twitter.com/lmcgaughy/status/1173612578251124736

Usually an open Senate seat is a free-for-all for the relevant House members

quote:

In an email statement sent to the media on Saturday, House Speaker Pro Tem Joe Moody (D-El Paso) offered his support for Blanco saying, "the people of District 29 deserve a strong, effective leader who will put them first and deliver on their priorities. César Blanco and I have spent three sessions fighting together for El Paso in Austin, and I can tell you that's who he is and what he does. I'm proud to call him a friend, and I know we would all be proud to call him senator."

The statement also included endorsements from State Representative Mary González (D-Clint), State Representative Art Fierro (D-El Paso) and Chairman Poncho Nevárez (D-Eagle Pass).

If you told me a week ago that the El Paso Senate seat would be open, I'd've said that the candidates would be Gonzales, Nevarez and Moody in that order. I guess House Ds figure they have a shot at flipping the chamber while railing against Dan Patrick and co. in the Senate isn't as appealing.

zoux fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Sep 16, 2019

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Nevarez is SD 19. Probably gonna run there

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TropicalCoke posted:

Nevarez is SD 19. Probably gonna run there

Oh yeah duh, he was talking poo poo about Flores on twitter a few months ago. But can he defeat Pete Gallego....

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/texasscorecard/status/1173686888353320960

Lol at ET trying to troll Fallon into going through with his challenge.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Pete Gallego is inevitable

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Comrayn posted:

Briscoe talk reminded me of the time he walked up to argue against palliative care because it’s evil Obamacare socialism and the guys talking just stared at him in disbelief as it became increasingly obvious he had no idea what palliative care is. They wouldn’t give him any context clues just asking him what about palliative care he is against and letting him twist in the wind until he sheepishly withdrew his objections and sat back down.


It’s providing for terminally ill people to make them more comfortable instead of leaving them on the curb to suffer until the inevitable comes.

palliative / hospice stuff is goddamned amazing

one of my dear friends passed away way too young of John McCain Brain Cancer and hospice made his last couple months so much better

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DanPatrick/status/1173974983145664522

Ohh ho ho

https://twitter.com/emmaplatoff/status/1173977846471155713



zoux fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Sep 17, 2019

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzNUydlQ4I

zoux
Apr 28, 2006




This better not be kayfabe

zoux fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Sep 17, 2019

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
can't wait for open fist fights between republican legislators to break out during the opening of the next session

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
patrick and MQS used to be tight too:

https://twitter.com/CollierForTexas/status/1136817416074383361

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


how about he releases the tape and destroy the party?

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Stickland for lt gov

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1173963177412956160

Two days it took this clout-chaser to come up with this withering takedown

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Stop pandering I scream, fistfuls of blue bell spewing out of my mouth as I pose for a picture in front of my giant US Navy sign.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm going to invoice him for his glass eye.

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1174024986945888259

Love the calm, rational debate about gun rights, in America today.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ugh this MQS garbage is so fun

crenshaw too. we are truly blessed

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1173963177412956160

Two days it took this clout-chaser to come up with this withering takedown

And yet he's so close to asking why we needed to go to war. Spoiler: he'll never get there.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/rebekahallen/status/1174033629514780672

What the gently caress aggies

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Imagine caring about a few dogs more than fixing this

quote:

Duchenne will kill 1 in 3,500 young boys, tearing slowly away at their muscles and rendering them wheelchair bound by the time they’re 15. Most people born with the disease will die before they reach their 30s.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/dtrautman/status/1174060878154608640?s=20

How many times have we done a vote on banning income taxes now?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

"We" :thunk:

Also technically we don't have a ban on an income tax, just a requirement that is so onerous and far fetched that it's a de facto ban.

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