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Military Action And now for my action For his cowardly stealing of the poor owl's hapless farmer I will attempt to nullify the military of duckland! I will ATTACK to Capture a Military Citizen from Orange
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Success! The military might goes the way of the pig-men! (Pink nation rolled 11 + 10 = 21, Orange Nation rolled 6 + 2 = 8)
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Jun 30, 2014 03:10
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It's now the turn of: Blue Nation|Big Isle|EccoRaven   x3 x1 x1Blue Gold: 10 Food: 6 Resources: 2 Military Strength: 1
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Jun 30, 2014 04:53
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Eccoraven?
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Jun 30, 2014 17:55
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Working: things people aren't allowed to do when playing this Super Important Game.
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Jun 30, 2014 23:15
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Ger vs. Alg haha wow Okay so. Yay, one spring aft'noon, Greg'ry o'Honolu had hisself a woah bright thought. He wond'red, why do we gotta wait'n'see for the barterin' each season? Whyn't we just fig're out the Smarts for oursselfs? Now most of the goatmen wouldn' wanna think for theyselves, so used they was to minderin' goats and nomore. But Greg'ry, nay, he wasn' so easily 'suaded otherwise. Trade Agreement I offer 1 food and 1 Blue Gold in exchange for 1 resource. This Trade Agreement may be fulfilled by anyone but only once. After that, 2 Blue gold.
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Jun 30, 2014 23:44
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Meanwhile... Raid Orange; they so stink o'Smart a noseless babbit coulda sniffed 'em out yest'day.
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Jun 30, 2014 23:49
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Today the Blue Man Group assaulted the residents of a tanning booth, reports said... (Blue Nation: 8 + 2 = 10, Orange Nation: 4 + 2 = 6) ...stealing lumps of coal that were being used to fuel the tanning booths. Blue Nation|Big Isle|EccoRaven x3x1x1Blue Gold: 10 Food: 6 Resources: 3 Military Strength: 1
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Jun 30, 2014 23:53
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Yay.
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Jul 1, 2014 00:05
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The Dear Owl-Leader approved of the smashing of those orange heathens! The blue nation truly are cool guys!
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Jul 1, 2014 00:34
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By the way, it's the turn of: Purple Nation|Haltopia|Hal Incandenza   x3 x1 x1Purple Gold: 10, Orange Gold: 1, Pink Gold: 2 Food: 6 Resources: 2 Military Strength: 0
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Jul 1, 2014 06:36
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What did I ever do to you (non-stevey666) people? Sheesh, you kick one person while they're down...
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Jul 1, 2014 11:42
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Hall hurry and forfeit. If I don't get to take my turn on Canada Day I will be forced to write you a strongly worded letter
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Jul 2, 2014 02:13
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 Hal, you missed a great opportunity to call your nation "Halitosis"
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Jul 2, 2014 03:47
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It's been the turn of: Yellow Nation|Canada|Opopanax  x4 x1 x1Yellow Gold: 7, Brown Gold: 1 Food: 9 Resources: 2 Military Strength: 1 For a while now. Emmideer fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 3, 2014 |
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Jul 2, 2014 16:46
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drat it I was travelling all day yesterday and didn't know my turn had happened  Oh well!
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Jul 2, 2014 16:53
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Opop don't be frozen by bureaucracy! Get in here and do something!
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Jul 2, 2014 22:11
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OPOOP :poop:
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Jul 3, 2014 03:28
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Really, there is no :poop: ?
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Jul 3, 2014 03:29
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Hal Incandenza posted:Really, there is no :poop: ? Sure there is. 
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Jul 3, 2014 03:38
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The only ones I know are  and  Oh and  those seem to pretty much satisfy all my emoticon needs.
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Jul 3, 2014 03:39
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Goddamn you Hal, you ruined it. Now I have to wait a whole year. anyways please rise for The national anthem JJ, I refer you to my earlier post on unit pictures and flag. Anyone else, I am offering Five yellow gold in exchange for your vote This offer is open to everyone, but only one time, first come first served.
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Jul 3, 2014 04:01
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I accept, yay, that barterin seems most fairwise.
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Jul 3, 2014 04:10
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Opop continues his fine tradition of not reading by providing me with really big pictures I won't use. Yellow nation literacy is at a global low at 0.05% of the population, all of them fluent in only Japanese. Also a trade with the blue nation for a vote, or something like that.
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Jul 3, 2014 04:14
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I was elected to lead, not to read. 1 brown gold for 1 food Open to anyone
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Jul 3, 2014 04:36
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Opopanax posted:I was elected to lead, not to read. I would do it for 2 gold
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Jul 3, 2014 04:39
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I only have one.
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Jul 3, 2014 04:43
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Opopanax posted:I only have one. Give me yellow gold, I don't want that gold anyway
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Jul 3, 2014 04:44
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Opopanax posted:I only have one. You have 2 yellow gold, 1 brown gold
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Jul 3, 2014 04:44
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I want to keep my gold. I want to get rid of 1 brown. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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Jul 3, 2014 04:45
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I abruptly end my turn
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Jul 3, 2014 05:21
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It's now the turn of: Red Nation|Fastflameskullia|Puppies are dicks x3x1x1Red Gold: 10, Brown Gold: 1 Food: 7 Resources: 2 Military Strength: 1
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Jul 3, 2014 05:28
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I'll make the standard offer of 1 (red) gold in exchange for a nation's military strength, to be returned after my turn along with some goodwill.
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Jul 3, 2014 06:05
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Don't do it, they are traitorous fiends!
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Jul 3, 2014 07:43
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stevey666 posted:Don't do it, they are traitorous fiends! Don't listen to that guy, he's a jerk! Help me and see someone shoulder the risks of harming one of your rivals for the added benefit of getting some sweet, sweet game gold.
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Jul 3, 2014 15:27
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Puppies are dicks posted:Don't listen to that guy, he's a jerk! Help me and see someone shoulder the risks of harming one of your rivals for the added benefit of getting some sweet, sweet game gold. I need 2 gold and I would consider it
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Jul 3, 2014 15:31
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More like risk being attacked yourself! Friends and allies, the Dear Owl Leader only thinks of your great citizens and fears for their safety with these traitorous fiends around!
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Jul 3, 2014 15:31
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Hal Incandenza posted:I need 2 gold and I would consider it We gonna do that thing where you trade one back for the military strength or do you want two gold straight out?
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Jul 3, 2014 15:35
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Puppies are dicks posted:We gonna do that thing where you trade one back for the military strength or do you want two gold straight out? Sure, as long as you don't attack the Owl people (or Haltopia)
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Jul 3, 2014 15:42
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I'll agree not to attack Haltopia sure, since the nature of the standard agreement is to not be a dick and attack the person willing to lend you military strength but I'm iffy on stevey666. Owltown's repeated unjust provocations and slurs should have a cost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PztgWdMEJdg What if I promise a nebulous secondary benefit (to be declared after my military action regardless of success) for those who lend me military strength?
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