TG July Chat Thread: Smiling Sammy G's July Jubilee

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Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:41

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Goldmine.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:43

Error 404: Jul 17, 2009; MAGE CURES PLOT

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Goldmine.

This.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:46

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Close the thread, we're done here.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:46

Reene: Aug 26, 2005

this thread makes me uncomfortable

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:49

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beloved martyr: Would you like your players to really hate your campaigns archvillain? First get them to like Sammy, which should be easy. Then arrange for the villain to capture Sammy and torture him in ongoing attempts to reveal the secrets of his unique magic. He's reportedly escaped certain death before, but he cant escape imprisonment. His only hope is the heroes,

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:49

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

Tempting

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:52

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Tollymain posted:

This is Quarex, right?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:56

Sloppy Milkshake: Nov 9, 2004; I MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Tollymain posted:

Before he was The Burger King, he was merely a Burger Prince.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:58

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That's Smiling Sammy G, your friendly neighborhood vendor, found in every* neighborhood in existence.

_{*neighborhoods include locked vaults, primeval caverns, flying sky castles, and your bedroom closet}

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:59

Davin Valkri: Apr 8, 2011; Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!