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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


bray wyatt and jericho thing and sheamus defends us title other stuff might happen?

SMACKDOWN

cant watch it now just watch raw

Daniel Bryan fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jul 5, 2014

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Smackdown!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Smackdown July 4th show - watched only by Non-Americans because the Americans are all drunk and passed out.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

This is the day I mourn the loss of our american colonies.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

This is the day I mourn the loss of our american colonies.

Canada still has some broad on our money that I don't know anything about; we're cool, right?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Canada still has some broad on our money that I don't know anything about; we're cool, right?

So long as Canada continues to love and respect the Royal Family (the Harts), absolutely.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Writer Cath posted:

Canada still has some broad on our money that I don't know anything about; we're cool, right?

Well you live close to the arctic circle so yeah you're cool :v:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Do it. Do it. You know you want to. DO IT!

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Also before Smackdown they are showing this episode of the Twilight Zone:

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Man, old Twilight Zone eps are a million times better than NCIS-CSI-CISSCUM as lead-in shows.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I assume that freedom is free, and doesn't cost folks like you and me?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN DINGO MANIA RUNS WILD OVER YOU?

Hello Smackdown watchers are you enjoying America's birthday.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

When Roman retires they're gonna get him to join creative and tell everybody what the finish of every match will be.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

I do not think this uplifting music suits an Ambrose run-in.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
seth rollins in a suit and a money in the bank contract means he's going to start jobbing now right

Edit: I still refuse to believe only one Tombstone is enough to keep Cena down long enough to be cashed in on.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is everybody looking at Seth's face real hard?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

DingoSlasher posted:

Edit: I still refuse to believe only one Tombstone is enough to keep Cena down long enough to be cashed in on.

One Tombstone maybe yeah...

But a Tombstone by THE DEMON KANE will put anyone down.

Ambrose here :getin:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope Sugar Daddy HHH catches on as a name.

Also Uncle Kane :3:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Ambrose is really good at sounding unhinged.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Can't believe that John Cena got taken out easily and beaten up like a chump by Kane right after winning the title. Don't they know how weak that makes him look.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

That's your life for the next year.

You don't even want to know what I'll do to you the year afterwards... and the year after that... and the year after that :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ROMAN LOVES HIS BUDDY DEAN AMBROSE! :neckbeard:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
BEHOLD THE KING OF KINGS

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Orton: And Seth has to have a match against Roman, right? Hunter? Hunter? Seth has to fight Roman tonight right? Hunter.....?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

When Roman retires they're gonna get him to join creative and tell everybody what the finish of every match will be.

"Spear."

"But this is a submissions' match-"

"Spear."

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Also 4th of July, let's celebrate it with an irish fella fighting a mexican for the us title.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Orton: And Seth has to have a match against Roman, right? Hunter? Hunter? Seth has to fight Roman tonight right? Hunter.....?

'Randy Orton: Middle Child' is a gimmick I think I could get behind.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Also 4th of July, let's celebrate it with an irish fella fighting a mexican for the us title.

America was made great by immigration!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Writer Cath posted:

"Spear."

"But this is a submissions' match-"

"Spear."

How many spears would it take to make someone tap?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

America was made great by immigration!

Zeb wants to have words with you.

By words he means Jack Swagger.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Seth invites Cena to his upcoming wedding. He drugs Cena's champagne, leaving Seth free to cash in the Money in the Bank contract he'd stashed under the head table. As he hands it to Hunter, Dean jumps out from the cake and clobbers him. Then he steals the cash box.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Writer Cath posted:

Seth invites Cena to his upcoming wedding. He drugs Cena's champagne, leaving Seth free to cash in the Money in the Bank contract he'd stashed under the head table. As he hands it to Hunter, Dean jumps out from the cake and clobbers him. Then he steals the cash box.

And hits the open bar on the way out.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

And hits the open bar on the way out.

And takes his bride to be.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
They don't even pipe much for Alberto.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I almost love that silence when Del Rio comes out. Its incredible in how consistent it is.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Also 4th of July, let's celebrate it with an irish fella fighting a mexican for the us title.

I hope the US title spends the next two years being traded back and forth between Sheamus, ADR, Wade Barret, and Rusev. And none of the announcing team ever mention it.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I still want Rusev to win the title and break it.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

JBL still bitter about being poopy.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

JBL still bitter about being poopy.

It's a lovely thing to happen to anyone, face or heel.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

And hits the open bar on the way out.

"You're Seth's parents, right? I can tell because you both have two-colored hair. You raised a real rear end in a top hat."

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