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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
RIP Emma

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

He was casually fistbumping people. :3:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

True. Remember that day that they decided out of the blue that he had been down in the dumps and suffering setback after setback in a "year from hell"?

That was a really rough time for John Cena! He lost to The Rock, lost to his ex-wife, lost to got hit a few times by Brock Lesnar...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
JESUS CHRIST HE KILLED FINLAY

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Officials and senior road agents getting assaulted; this sort of breakdown just shows Raw needs a strong general manager to ensure everything runs smoothly...a general manager like Brad Maddox!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

A general manager like Santino Marella.

No. Santino is easily swayed, as evidenced by last week's Twisted Tea incident. A GM must be resolute, powerful, and devastatingly handsome.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Rand McNally posted:

Every feud the Usos midcard are in seem to overstay their welcome by.. months.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

nooneofconsequence posted:

What do you think Rowan is going to do when this Wyatt thing is over?

John Cena'll make him eat his own beard

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

achillesforever6 posted:

Can't wait for them to come back to Rowan having an Uso in a resthold.

He's got Jimmy or Jey Uso,
In his hands

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Yaya posted:

Stop trying to make "Uso crazy!" a thing.

WE ABOUT TO HAVE US SOME FLYIN' USOS, MAGGLE!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Next time they do this match I'm gonna count how many times they do the "big guy runs at opponent who pulls rope down, big guy falls out of ring" spot.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is the Authority not there?

Because Canada is a shithole or something probably, Randy'll no doubt explain in a dark segment.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
How can Nikki do a Burning Hammer with one arm? :ohdear:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Where is Fit Finlay to restore order?

He's backstage, having his upper and lower body stuck back together.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

Why does the authority not Reigns in matches like these instead of giving him title shots if they don't like him

Kayfabe destroyed

By putting Roman in a match where one of his opponents is John Cena, it becomes very likely that John Cena will take umbrage to Reigns' behaviour. This will cause Roman to retroactively become evil and join The Authority. It's a flawless idea.

Also,

Shima Honnou posted:

420 OF A KIND

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
TANGO
INDIA
TANGO
TANGO
YANKEE

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
This match is going well for Ambrose, he should cash in.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

pressedbunny posted:

The Flying Nothing connects!

:lol:

Dean's gonna give him a conchairto in honour of Canadian heroes Edge and Christian.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

What Harry Potter character would Ambrose be?

Sirius, imo

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

My mom's new boyfriend is just like Sirius! He escaped from prison and he's looking to kill the dude he blames for putting him in!

Renee Young Jr.????

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Mary Annette posted:

I hear noises from my butt
It must've been that Pizza Hut
Don't go in there

Anyone else hear this in Sandow's voice?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Terrible Mike is having a match with Jericho later

HMPOTY candidate

OH GOD I HEAR ADR'S MUSIC SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Fandango likes Fandango. It's his self-confidence that makes these women attracted to him.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Fonzdango

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Del Rio's gonna get a US Championship opportunity. Oh thank god, it's on Main Event. So I'll only see the rematch. And the other rematch.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

DingoSlasher posted:

UH Ziggler you're not supposed to be distracted by some guy gyrating his hips.

Now if he'd been wearing his tight vest, on the other hand...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Bring back Rybaxel bullying people.

I HATE BOWLIES, PAUL! :saddowns:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I can't remember what show it was on (or maybe on Brandi's show?), but recently Goldust explained that Stardust would soon be arriving because the Pentagon had shut down airspace overhead in preparation for his arrival from outer space :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd_F5FiZCZE&t=1m16s

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

I hope FANDANGO gets her pregnant, and they have a dancing baby

DID YOU KNOW? The sound they use for the ultrasound is actually Fandango's theme music.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Bret, Bret that's a heart attack symptom.

They must really trust Sandow if they're letting him possibly fight Bret Hart?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Ozz81 posted:

DOO DOOT! DOOT DOOT DOODOO DOO DOO DOO DOOT!



Goldmine

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Sheamus is going to kick Bret Hart in the head and kill him on screen.

But which one will he kick? If he chooses wrong, he might have to face Damien Sandow! :ohdear:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

Seriously why didn't they do HBKdow instead?

Shawndow

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Oh yeah, Sandow's pretty good at wrestling! I forgot!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Kirios posted:

Anyone else in particular? Shawn Michaels could probably last longer than anyone else in the ring and was one hell of a high flying wrestler (He's probably my 2nd or 3rd best, for what it's worth), so he's a reasonable alternative. But Bret was such a decorated amateur wrestler. The only other that comes to mind that compares to them is Kurt Angle.

Erick Rowan

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Zyla posted:

he came to play :siren:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

Yeah, Fandango was clearly trying to seduce JBL.

HE'S TWERKIN', MAGGLE! AH LOVE IT!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
The WWE Universe is supporting Chris Jericho here by acting as a giant light-up jacket!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Cameron refusing to participate in the match is meant to be a heel move, but it means we don't have to see Cameron in a match. So...

Edit: Following this post, I was Cameron, and Cameron was Paige.

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Naomi fighting there looked more believable than 90% of Divas matches. Instead of just hair-pulling and screaming, she was just trying to punch her in the head. Good job, Naomi.

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