WC Semi Final Brazil v Germany MDT: Joga Finito

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Recycle Bin: Feb 7, 2001; I'd rather be a pig than a fascist

Hey guys I just got out of a long meeting and missed the game. How'd it go?

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:56

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Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

nerdz posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:56

Rekkit: Nov 5, 2006

IceAgeComing posted:

someone find the brazilian commentary of the goals and upload it because it'd be the best thing ever

It's just really sad low pitch "Goool.." x 7

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:56

SkySteak: Sep 9, 2010

8/7/14 Never Forget

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:56

mysterious loyall X: Jul 8, 2003

Holy poo poo. That was 2nd biggst disaster I've wittnessed all day (the biggest disaster I wittnessed all day being the french dip roast beef I ordered at Filipes and subsequently left on my car's dash whilst I was in the bursar's office. When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... :greencube:

)

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:56

Trotski Icepick: Mar 20, 2011

ArfJason posted:

the game as narrated by the unreal guy:
Double kill
multi kill
ultra kill
mo-mo-mo-monster kill
ludicrous kill...
HOLY poo poo!!!

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Next up for Brazil: the team gets a consolation trip to Chile but crashes in the Andes when the plane hits a flock of German geese.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

My favorite part is that Jogi L�w has been getting hammered with critizism before the tournament started. Freaking lol.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Recycle Bin posted:

Hey guys I just got out of a long meeting and missed the game. How'd it go?

Please be real

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

noted SJW sportswriter and moron Dave Zirin has the biggest boner right now on Twitter because he's been praying for Brazil to lose big and inspire the people to riot/topple the government

(sadly their replacement government will likely not be the kind he wants)

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

And who, are you, the Brazillians said
That we must bow so low
Only a team of a different shirt
That's all the truth we know
But in a kit of gold or a kit of red
A striker still scores goals
And ours are good and many my foes
As good and many as yours

And so they spoke, and so they spoke
Those canaries of Brasil
And now the tears fall from their eyes
While all their fans do jeer
Yes now the tears fall from their eyes
While all their fans do jeer

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Davelord Cheeto posted:

Holy poo poo. That was 2nd biggst disaster I've wittnessed all day (the biggest disaster I wittnessed all day being the french dip roast beef I ordered at Filipes and subsequently left on my car's dash whilst I was in the bursar's office. When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... )

wtf is this post

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

davidHalestorm: Aug 5, 2009

R.S. Gumby posted:

seriously

how the gently caress do you go on, particularly if your name is Fred?

I was genuinely surprised that Fred was playing tonight

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

strong police presence in the water :siren:

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Just Chamber: Feb 10, 2014; WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Tim is wearing a woman's top

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

So who won a billion pounds fixing and betting on the result

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Basscop posted:

https://twitter.com/SportHumour/status/486627962746593280/photo/1

loving lol

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Davelord Cheeto posted:

When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... )

Coincidentally that's the same PTSD Brazil will have now.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Luigi Thirty posted:

So who won a billion pounds fixing and betting on the result

A fixed match would have been closer

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

tim vickery clearly reading from cue cards lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

Bemis: Jan 5, 2010

Ozil showing his Arsenal DNA with that finish.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

Psykmoe: Oct 28, 2008

ZDF just starting playing a crying fan montage in the middle of interviewing the Brazilian keeper.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

IceAgeComing: Jan 29, 2013; pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Recycle Bin posted:

Hey guys I just got out of a long meeting and missed the game. How'd it go?

bit of a dull game tbh; nothing remarkable happened

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

I still can't believe that just happened

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Sky Shadowing posted:

And who, are you, the Brazillians said
That we must bow so low
Only a team of a different shirt
That's all the truth we know
But in a kit of gold or a kit of red
A striker still scores goals
And ours are good and many my foes
As good and many as yours

And so they spoke, and so they spoke
Those canaries of Brasil
And now the tears fall from their eyes
While all their fans do jeer
Yes now the tears fall from their eyes
While all their fans do jeer

friggin nerd what are u?? a big fat nerd adult virgin and hell, stfu

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Davelord Cheeto posted:

Holy poo poo. That was 2nd biggst disaster I've wittnessed all day (the biggest disaster I wittnessed all day being the french dip roast beef I ordered at Filipes and subsequently left on my car's dash whilst I was in the bursar's office. When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... )

Lol

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

i think i'll just rewatch this world cup during the 208 and 2022 world cups instead, loving phenomenal

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

vyelkin posted:

tim vickery clearly reading from cue cards lmao

Think he wanted to make sure he didn't just burst out laughing

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:58

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Recycle Bin posted:

Hey guys I just got out of a long meeting and missed the game. How'd it go?

you missed a cracker of a match mi amigo

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Sky Shadowing posted:

And who, are you, the Brazillians said
That we must bow so low
Only a team of a different shirt
That's all the truth we know
But in a kit of gold or a kit of red
A striker still scores goals
And ours are good and many my foes
As good and many as yours

And so they spoke, and so they spoke
Those canaries of Brasil
And now the tears fall from their eyes
While all their fans do jeer
Yes now the tears fall from their eyes
While all their fans do jeer

Gas

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Those 120,000 "We Are All Neymar" masks should come in handy now

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ArfJason posted:

the game as narrated by the unreal guy:
Double kill
multi kill
ultra kill
mo-mo-mo-monster kill
ludicrous kill...
HOLY poo poo!!!

lol

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

mitztronic: Jun 17, 2005; mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Davelord Cheeto posted:

Holy poo poo. That was 2nd biggst disaster I've wittnessed all day (the biggest disaster I wittnessed all day being the french dip roast beef I ordered at Filipes and subsequently left on my car's dash whilst I was in the bursar's office. When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... )

just some casual racism, nothing to see here

:jerkbag:

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Is this the best World Cup ever, or wait, can it be....is there MORE TO COME?

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Davelord Cheeto posted:

Holy poo poo. That was 2nd biggst disaster I've wittnessed all day (the biggest disaster I wittnessed all day being the french dip roast beef I ordered at Filipes and subsequently left on my car's dash whilst I was in the bursar's office. When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... )

lmao

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Davelord Cheeto posted:

Holy poo poo. That was 2nd biggst disaster I've wittnessed all day (the biggest disaster I wittnessed all day being the french dip roast beef I ordered at Filipes and subsequently left on my car's dash whilst I was in the bursar's office. When I got back the look and smell of it gave me PTSD flashbacks to the 2 weeks I dated a black girl in community college... )

what

# ? Jul 8, 2014 22:59