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And he was like, "What, didn't you go home last night?"
And I was like, "Not my home" 
He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
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- Machai
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Dude, gross.
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Jul 9, 2014 01:50
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- LappyDore64
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it's unprofessional that you and your boss slept with each other, i'm notifying human resources
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Jul 9, 2014 01:52
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it's unprofessional that you and your boss slept with each other, i'm notifying human resources
they both work in HR
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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And he was like, "What, didn't you go home last night?"
And I was like, "Not my home"
He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
Way to go bro.
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Jul 9, 2014 01:57
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- Flynn Taggart
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Suuuuuuuuuuure you did
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Jul 9, 2014 02:19
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- Afro Doug
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my vice president, joe biden, saw that i, barack hussain obama, was loving fifty bitches
And he was like "yo b dogg u gonna break offa piece for me, joe biden?"
and i was like, "ya rite, fag"
He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
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Jul 9, 2014 02:45
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- ron color
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my vice president, joe biden, saw that i, barack hussain obama, was loving fifty bitches
And he was like "yo b dogg u gonna break offa piece for me, joe biden?"
and i was like, "ya rite, fag"
He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
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Jul 9, 2014 04:20
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my vice president, joe biden, saw that i, barack hussain obama, was loving fifty bitches
And he was like "yo b dogg u gonna break offa piece for me, joe biden?"
and i was like, "ya rite, fag"
He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
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Jul 9, 2014 04:26
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Why didnt your boyfriend let you borrow some of his clothes, from his home, where you were, instead of your home, on the night before your manager asked you that question?
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Jul 9, 2014 04:27
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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tricks! the clothes were his uniform and therefore always the same
he just had a movie night at his friend's house and crashed on his couch, then put on his uniform again for the beginning of a bright new day.
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Jul 9, 2014 04:30
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- Gross Dude
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Why didnt your boyfriend let you borrow some of his clothes, from his home, where you were, instead of your home, on the night before your manager asked you that question?
His clothes are a lot bigger than mine, and I don't think they would be appropriate for software development.
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Jul 9, 2014 04:35
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- dogcrash truther
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Boss [looking at your big-rear end baggy clothes]: You think this kind of attire is appropriate for software development?
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Jul 9, 2014 04:36
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Gross Dude
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It's so much more that all the chains would clank together as I worked. No one would want to hear that!
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Jul 9, 2014 04:39
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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It's so much more that all the chains would clank together as I worked. No one would want to hear that!
zing
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Jul 9, 2014 04:53
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- Korean Boomhauer
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my boss told me to not wear hot topic to work anymore and i was like "the only hot topic is when im gettin paid am i right" and i guess i wasnt right
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Jul 9, 2014 05:00
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- Tane
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my manager was like hey do whatever you want and you are a cool dude i love you
im unemployed
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