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I Dunno

give me one. tia

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I Dunno

here are my qualifications:

need a job
don't have one

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
ok i hired u, u now have job

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
please do work

I Dunno

FINALLY

since i now have a job that requires work i will do work
*works*

where's my money?

Nosfereefer

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i can give you posts?

Nosfereefer

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since you did so good work, please take this raise - good job!

Nosfereefer

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also have another raise for ur good work

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
ill give u a job. a blow job! :D

I Dunno

Nosfereefer posted:

i can give you posts?

what??? WHAT?!?! is this a joke to yu i don't accept paid in posts!!! posts won't get me food n poo poo omg u think this work deserves paying in posts?! here's what i've been working onO:

MY WORK posted:

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working working working working :

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u can't get quality like that with just posts!!! ...unless i can trade these posts in somewhere

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I Dunno you can work for me I pay in appreciation!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I hear great things about Telemarketing in Tempe Arizona

deep dish peat moss

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I hear great things about Telemarketing in Tempe Arizona

Nosfereefer

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okai ur fired

I Dunno

:qq: gently caress! lost another one!!

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i have a job for u. do u want to hear more?

FluffieDuckie

I Dunno posted:

:qq: gently caress! lost another one!!

the postin gals could use a recording secretary. how are your typing skills?

job includes compiling funny things that postin gals say so people can see we're not just eye candy around here

deep dish peat moss

I just got my 16th call from a recruiter in the last week if you would like to go on my behalf

deep dish peat moss

If anyone wants me to make their resume cool as hell send me a PM I'll do it for cheap + you don't have to pay me unless you like it/it's successful

pig slut lisa

irl is good


pig slut lisa posted:

i have a job for u. do u want to hear more?

ok well i didn't hear anything and now my lunch break is over so i need to walk back to my job and i don't have a job for u anymore sorry :sigh:

I Dunno

FluffieDuckie posted:

the postin gals could use a recording secretary. how are your typing skills?

job includes compiling funny things that postin gals say so people can see we're not just eye candy around here

my tpyng skllz r excellant


pig slut lisa posted:

ok well i didn't hear anything and now my lunch break is over so i need to walk back to my job and i don't have a job for u anymore sorry :sigh:

no!! come back!!! :(

Captain No-mates

ill give you a job where if you empty quote my posts ill give you a compliment in return at the end of the day

i am he

i can get anyone a job at the pizza place i work at if they want one

pig slut lisa

irl is good


I Dunno posted:

no!! come back!!! :(

ok here i am, i have a job for u again. im going to need ur social security number and bank account info so i can set up direct deposit.

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deep dish peat moss

Bumping the job thread because I got a call about a data entry position and their two typing requirements were must be able to type 60 words per minute, and 10,000 words per hour. lol

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