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Refer to the demon as Mr. Fluffers whenever you address it. F) A permanent pact for power. Generally this involves the demon tattooing a channel to it's power into your skin, so you'd have to go inside the summoning circle to allow this. (2 goblins as well as all the problems involved in a demon having a link to your body) L) A charming voice that is hard to refuse. M) Greater Magical might This is not a problem this is awesome.
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Puppies are dicks posted:Assdicks! If only we'd more goblins on hand we could have bargained for more upper tier powers. Too bad nobody tried to suggest that like five minutes ago or anything. 6
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Do D) three times to get the location of 3 kobold camps.
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Clearly the demon's name is Colonel Sir Whiskerybottoms-Smythe. I vote the following: G. Power for a year and a day, daily use. (3 Goblins) L. Sexytimes coolvoice. B. Local knowledge. (1 Goblins) Keeping a few henchmen in reserve to do useful things like emptying out the chamber pot and buying more Cheetos is pretty important, so I'd like to avoid sacrificing the lot of them just yet.
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I concur. Then find a kobold camp, and beguile them into serving us.
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How do you know there isn't a kobold camp in the local area, and that the demon's just trying to chisel more goblins out of us? Or for that matter that particular option won't lead to a hilariously apt result such as, "Alright so you're going to want to walk several thousand miles in a generally westwardly direction, stop when you hit the sea..." Sexygoodtimes voice and the knowledge of where to apply it is the surest, quickest payout.
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1. FB 2. LM We then use our new sexy voice to recruit the village as our new servants, and then use the village to summon the demon again for higher tier powers. Human sacrifices, not goblin ones! edit: tossed in a vote for magical might as well, for when we have to throwdown with the hero, assuming we can't talk him out of it SerSpook fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jul 11, 2014 |
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Puppies are dicks posted:Clearly the demon's name is Colonel Sir Whiskerybottoms-Smythe. This and get the remaining goblins to start pumping out new goblins.
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M- Magical might Alrighty then, let's go find that tower heart. A_Bug_That_Thinks fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jul 11, 2014 |
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Jul 11, 2014 00:58
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Puppies are dicks posted:Clearly the demon's name is Colonel Sir Whiskerybottoms-Smythe. This. Also, how are we obtaining food for the goblins (and ourselves)?
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Mike Gallego posted:We then use our new sexy voice to recruit the village as our new servants, and then use the village to summon the demon again for higher tier powers. Human sacrifices, not goblin ones! That's a really really good idea. Wouldn't it be even better if we knew where the largest concentration of villagers was, who the most influential villagers are, or which ones have the choiceiest and most mouse-like baptised infant children, and other helpful tidbits about the local area?
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Puppies are dicks posted:That's a really really good idea. Wouldn't it be even better if we knew where the largest concentration of villagers was, who the most influential villagers are, or which ones have the choiceiest and most mouse-like baptised infant children, and other helpful tidbits about the local area? That's why I voted FB!
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Jul 11, 2014 01:07
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1. What do you want? You can mix and match B) Knowledge of the local area. (costs 1 goblin) C) Blackmail material on the nearby residents (costs 1 or 2 goblins) I think getting the local townsfolk on our side is still a great plan. B and C are likely to help us with that. The local area may also involve some abandoned mines or ancient treasure-filled burial grounds or something. Could be useful. F) A permanent pact for power. (-2 goblins) If we can't trust Mr. Kitty, who can we trust? 2. H) Invisibility -- We're not much of a fighter or we wouldn't be in this mess. Being able to sneak off is valuable, at least when dealing with low rent "heros" who don't have True Seeing. L) A charming voice that is hard to refuse.
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1) D F 2) L Let's get some demon juice and proceed to get kobolds! They're probably worth more to demons so we can exchange them for higher quality demon powers and then we can enslave orcs and trade up again and so on until we rule the world. Contemplate Mom was right and we really aren't good overlord material! 
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Outrail posted:This and get the remaining goblins to start pumping out new goblins. The goblins in your service are all male. Ralith posted:This. Also, how are we obtaining food for the goblins (and ourselves)? Such concerns are beneath your mighty intellect. You could investigate tomorrow if you want to, but loafing in your
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Angela Christine posted:If we can't trust Mr. Kitty, who can we trust? Now, I trust Colonel Sir Whiskerybottoms-Smythe. I really do. He's the godfather of my children, and I have him over on Saturdays for tea and light conversation with the family. But there's two things we ought to keep in mind, 1) He's a cat. 2) He's a demon trapped inside a magic spell circle who will hollow us out and eat our insides if that circle were to be ever breached. Don't pet the kitty when his back is turned towards you and his tail is swishy. It means he doesn't want to be petted. Keep your hands to yourself and I'm sure he'll be an honest and true friend.
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Puppies are dicks posted:Now, I trust Colonel Sir Whiskerybottoms-Smythe. I really do. He's the godfather of my children, and I have him over on Saturdays for tea and light conversation with the family. But there's two things we ought to keep in mind, Sometimes a demon just need a good chin rub.
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A: Six Imps & G: Charming Voice Imps may be pretty useless, but they're really annoying. We may not be able to kill or maim the heroes, but we sure can annoy them into giving up with the help of those tiny assholes. As for the infernal superpowers, it all comes down to recruitment. Now some evil overlords might bribe their way into monstrous armies or use their great sorcerous might to dominate their feeble wills. We are not that sort of villain. I mean sure we're a mighty wizard and all, but all that mind magic stuff is totally beneath us. To say nothing of paying for help, I mean what's the point of being the scourge of humanity if your minions are just paid employees? The fact that those heroes stole everything of value is beside the point. Now, with those facts in mind we need the demonic power of persuasion. Then we'll build an army that'll show those jerks what for. If nothing else it'll let us beg them not to beat us too badly.
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F J Inhuman riddle skills!!! Why you ask? Why? If you had inhuman skills at riddles you would know the answer to that you fool! ::sneezola:: (I think it possible we may be allergic to Demons. Not sure. Could just be the dust from the dust up.)
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Diogines posted:Refer to the demon as Mr. Fluffers whenever you address it. This, this is the best idea. F with L and M
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Diogines posted:Refer to the demon as Mr. Whiskers whenever you address it. Voting this!
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Diogines posted:Refer to the demon as Mr. Fluffers whenever you address it. Yeah, sure.
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Diogines posted:Refer to the demon as Mr. Fluffers whenever you address it. Listen to the turtle.
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F L I still think we need to enlist the villagers though. Not only do we support local economy (which allows us to kill much better equipped heroes and steal their much nicer gear), but it sets the foundation for a skillful Anti-Hero PR campaign bolstered by our soon to be gained Magical Voice. How does it set this foundation? C'mon, heroes are just armed murderhobos. Hell, they probably looted the villagers homes on the way to our Tower for a handful of gold and a couple of healing herbs. They won't think twice about carving through Bill, who was just doing this part time so his daughter could afford piano lessons. If they aren't saving you, then what's the point in them? I say we round them up and throw them in the Pit!* *We should have a pit dug for this.
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Can we just leave the demon in thw circle. And tell it it can have the soul of a hero as payment for hanging out with us for a week. Then just trick the hero into walking into the circle 'the payment is in my basket over there, take it and get out of my castle, I've pits to dig'.
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Diogines posted:Refer to the demon as Mr. Fluffers whenever you address it. We gotta grow up and become the "villain" the establishment thinks we are maaaannn.
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Do we really want to link ourselves permanently to the first demon we could summon with a bone-basic circle?
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Do we really want to link ourselves permanently to the first demon we could summon with a bone-basic circle? Yes
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Do we really want to link ourselves permanently to the first demon we could summon with a bone-basic circle?
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Mike Gallego posted:1. FB This and then use our special sexytime voice to not only recruit the villagers, but also to start a cult so they will find more villagers (or whatever) for us so we don't have to do anything else. Have the cult focus whatever magical power they can scrounge up by whatever means towards making us more powerful. Use the power to bring the lower level demons into our power. Have them devote their power to us, by which we will enslave the demonic races and crush anyone who opposes us under our all-powerful heel. Better yet, start many cults. Note: DO NOT, under any circumstances, place any of our power into anything that can be destroyed or repurposed for someone else. See Frodo. Edit: Simply, use the cultists souls to summon the demons and never bind ours to theirs, make them bound to us. Make sure we are in charge of the demons, not the other way round. MadMattH fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jul 11, 2014 |
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ArbitraryTA posted:Listen to the turtle. That turtle is full of terrible advice. If you'd listened to me in round one we'd have more goblins to trade for power RIGHT NOW. It was super simple math even a terrapin could do, More Goblins = More Power. Outrail posted:Can we just leave the demon in thw circle. And tell it it can have the soul of a hero as payment for hanging out with us for a week. This on the other hand is a clever plan. Maybe set up a date with Colonel Sir Whiskerybottoms-Smythe for next week where he just hangs around in the middle of the room inside a cardboard box or something? Pretty sure he'd dig that.
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Diogines posted:Refer to the demon as Mr. Fluffers whenever you address it. gently caress it, this. It's been far too long since I've been spiritually welded to a demonic cat anyway. 
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Do we really want to link ourselves permanently to the first demon we could summon with a bone-basic circle? Don't be like one of those hero nerds. C'mon, all the other evil overlords are doing it.
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We should also start practicing our monologue. It's probably due to an inferior monologue that we are getting beat up so regularly.
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Fine then, but I take no responsibility for when we inevitably get branded as the furry/otherkin Overlord and all the other Overlords are too busy laughing at us to come to our birthday party.
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