Calvinball Mafia

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Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 03:49

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:02

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##enter Speaking zone

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 16:33

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule Speaking Zone has a capacity of 1.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 16:33

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Can I say a rule if I can't define with an action?

I rule that you can only enter the speaking zone if your name ends in a vowel.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 16:40

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Can't find my magnifying glass, so no point in dusting for prints, Watson.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 16:43

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Eight Dollars posted:

##rule Six people may enter the speaking zone at one time.

Clever, my dear Watson

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 16:45

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##move to Action Zone also I'm gay

##create rule - players must use when using the Calvinball.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 17:47

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##Calvinball can be thrown any distance, thru any zone

##Calvinball can't be touched by the last person to be hit by it

##Anybody hit by Calvinball must use in every post, until the Calvinball has been used again

:siren:

##throw Calvinball at Eight Dollars - send him to T E R R O R Z O N E

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 17:53

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##pick up Red Compliment Flag

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 18:04

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##enter Voting Zone and I'm gay

##vote Capps

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 20:39

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##enter Action Zone and I'm gay

##create rule: when capps gets lynched, all his rules are eliminated

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 20:40

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule the zone capps is in can't be used to create new rules. zone changes if capps changes zone.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 20:44

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule capps can't post

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 00:47

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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I'm holding the compliment flag, and Opop didn't compliment me.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 04:44

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Opopanax posted:

You're looking well today

I don't believe you
:qqsay:

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 04:53

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule instead of "Success.", the mod will post "SUPER SUCCESS!" and instead of "Failure.", "SO SORRY! "

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 04:55

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule Canadians must preface all posts with

##rule no post restrictions can be created for Americans

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 04:57

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Opopanax posted:

#rule Canada annexs the US, all North American posters must preface their posts with

##rule United States liberates itself. Canadians are banned from the internet, and subsequently modkilled in all online games

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 05:01

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Poque posted:

Confirming!

merk posted:

Eight Dollars runs into the Action Zone and throws a bullet of a Calvinball at Poque! It hits him squarely in the face! With no rules describing what happens when a player is hit by a Calvinball, Poque assumes this means he is out of the game and goes home.

Poque, Town has been eliminated from Calvinball!

The Calvinball rolls to the ground in the Action Zone.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 05:43

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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You forgot to compliment me. :colbert:

##rule - no post restrictions can be placed on Juanito

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 05:47

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Opopanax posted:

##rule tie my life force to juanito's. If one of dies or if the bond is broken, we both die.

Waiting for this to succeed and then I'm gonna jump off of something :getin:

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 19:11

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##grab red compliment flag

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 21:37

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule - anybody with whale points is automatically transferred to the whale zone

##rule - any post made in the whale zone must be preceded with "CALL ME ISHMAEL"

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 21:48

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Ernie. posted:

##rule every time a player from this game posts in E/N they must also create a FYAD thread linking to this game with a suggestive title

Eight Dollars posted:

##new rule - in order to place a vote a player must post a good piece of advice in a E/N thread and then link to it in the post in which they vote.

##rule - in order to vote or post, a player must receive a minimum of 6 hour probation from a forum mod

:jerkbag:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 21:49

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##rule - d20 always rolls a 1

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 21:50

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Hal Incandenza posted:

Can you throw between zones?

##rule - calvinball can be thrown anywhere

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 21:52

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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Ernie. posted:

##rule all calvinball throws through and between zones must be approved by Ernie.

##rule any Calvinball throws disapproved by Ernie will result in his removal from the game

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 21:53

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##create rule: every lost limb doubles your strength

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 15:53

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##enter band zone
##pick up a recorder

##blows into recorder making beautiful music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwXFOMBWaGY

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 17:52

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##create rule - everybody in the band zone will be deciding who wins in the battle zone.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 18:11

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##declare peace in KFC zone: no one dies, but players are forced to embrace and must agree publicly on any future rule changes

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 00:10

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##create rule - everybody must preface a single post with to express their sadness over Opop's demise.

##create rule - dead players are allowed to create rules, but only ones that will affect the person responsible for their death.

##create rule - dead players must preface all posts with (or a similar smiley)

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 03:14

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##drops recorder and picks up a kazoo

##play sad music with kazoo

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 16:19

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##gasp loudly with kazoo in mouth-- making a weird buzzing noise that sounds through the courtroom

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 18:23

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##create rule - next person to post who isn't in the trial has to claim bailiff.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 20:40

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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##Juanito doesn't know what's happening, so he blows on his kazoo some more

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 02:02

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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I thought I was in the Band Zone playing the kazoo.

But I would have :emo:

pretty quick if it were just me and capps.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 15:54

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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merk, hilarious game, good job modding.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 15:57

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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I almost jumped off the bridge right behind you. I thought it was pretty funny.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 16:45

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:02

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
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I think that rule got deleted with a new day.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 03:34

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