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soybean

just bought some deodorant and pancake mix

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

buy some mom jeans

soybean

going to publix now wish me luck guys

playground tough
glhf pick me up some oreos

google THIS

wtf you already left target i just got my dick hard here man

Blue's Clues

p sure u could buy deodorant and pancake mix at publix so it seems you're taking unnecessary steps op

Fuck My Ass

soybean posted:

going to publix now wish me luck guys

soybean posted:

going to publix now wish me luck guys

im a manager at publix irl. are you in Florida op?




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

google THIS

this thread is all over the place not v. well thought out at all

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
What the living heck is publix?

Blue's Clues

Angry Fish posted:

What the living heck is publix?

florida kroger

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Blue's Clues posted:

florida kroger

What is Kroger?

Blue's Clues

regional supermarket. Ralphs, Kroger, Food Lion, Meijer, etc.

I figured you guys had kroger in chitown

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Blue's Clues posted:

florida kroger

also, if it is a Florida Kroger, does it try to pass off as a ‘Sovereign citizen,' stealing copper wire while claiming ‘legalese’ and the justice system doesn’t apply to it while covering itself in pancake batter and chocolate shavings?

Drunk Florida Kroger gets tasered by police at a LEGOLAND theme park for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest; informing detectives that it has a name and that name is 'pterodactyl?'

Blue's Clues

Angry Fish posted:

also, if it is a Florida Kroger, does it try to pass off as a ‘Sovereign citizen,' stealing copper wire while claiming ‘legalese’ and the justice system doesn’t apply to him?

Drunk Florida Kroger gets tasered by police at a LEGOLAND theme park for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest; informing detectives that it has a name and that name is 'pterodactyl?'

i don't know what any of this means but i like it

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Blue's Clues posted:

i don't know what any of this means but i like it

You've never heard about Florida Man? He's our nation's greatest tragic figure! Surprisingly he only spreads his love over Florida's rap sheets...

edited to share examples:

Florida Man fired from police force after taking self portrait in KKK robes
http://gawker.com/two-alleged-kkk-m...dium=socialflow

Florida Woman gets caught having sex with 12 year old boy:
http://www.rightentertainment.com/?p=13393

Florida Man threatens to feed children to dog:
http://www.news-journalonline.com/a...em-racial-names

Florida Man arrested in Walmart parking lot masturbating; he bought condoms and Viagra:
http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2014/07/20140709-150400.html

A Bad King fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jul 15, 2014

soybean

gently caress My rear end posted:

im a manager at publix irl. are you in Florida op?

yep, miami.

just got some jasmine rice and yogurt, need some ginger ale

RWT3

by Lowtax

soybean posted:

yep, miami.

just got some jasmine rice and yogurt, need some ginger ale

Take my advice, skip the ginger ale; instead, get ginger beer and a 1.5 liter bottle of black rum.

Blue's Clues

Angry Fish posted:

You've never heard about Florida Man? He's our nation's greatest tragic figure! Surprisingly he only spreads his love over Florida's rap sheets...

edited to share examples:

Florida Man fired from police force after taking self portrait in KKK robes
http://gawker.com/two-alleged-kkk-m...dium=socialflow

Florida Woman gets caught having sex with 12 year old boy:
http://www.rightentertainment.com/?p=13393

Florida Man threatens to feed children to dog:
http://www.news-journalonline.com/a...em-racial-names

Florida Man arrested in Walmart parking lot masturbating; he bought condoms and Viagra:
http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2014/07/20140709-150400.html

This:

"Cops in Florida arrested 53-year-old Gregory Johnson after he allegedly masturbated in front of a family in a Walmart parking lot."

is rock bottom.

soybean

florida is a wasteland pretty much

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

soybean posted:

florida is a wasteland pretty much

confirmed from brevard county, florida

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dogdisaster

by Lowtax
target is the only place around here that sells wasabi peas, they're good you should try em

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