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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
where is it gabe?! where is it?! hmmm? where is the drat sequel gabe?!

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Caminus_Umbra

I can't see anything, but I can smell everything. Sweat, fear, poor choices in dance music. Everything.

CAT BRUSH posted:

where is it gabe?! where is it?! hmmm? where is the drat sequel gabe?!

There is an epic quest that you must go on. They say that if you complete it Half-life 3 will be released. Are YOU up to the challenge?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i found the secret cave where gordon revives aeris

Guillermus



there is no 3 in valve's keyboards sorry

Pizzatime

it's alrdy out u dumbdumb

Pizzatime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIPS42pXfvU

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

wow perfect 10/10 score from me.

alnilam

CAT BRUSH posted:

i found the secret cave where gordon revives aeris

Cave almost rhymes with Gabe, makes u think

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

latest news leak confirms gordon will be heard to speak for the first time when he says "loving oval office" after crashing on the battletoads turbo tunnel for the twentieth time

Pizzatime

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!
Valve is going to release HL3. They are personally sick of it, and know it won't live to the hype.

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

Lol at 2:24.

Luminous Cow

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

:420:
i've never liked any of the half life games

WhenInRome

Luminous Cow posted:

i've never liked any of the half life games

i know that they were pretty impressive at the time they were released, but i just don't find them fun to play

Savage For The Winjun


half life is more of an experience than a game, u dont really play it per se

alnilam


lmfbo

David Pratt

if it doesn't actually start like this i will be mildly disappointed.

SHISHKABOB

poverty goat



my uncle works for valve and here are some hl3 leaks he just sent me, dont show anyone tho or he will lose his job




Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
if gordon freeman wasnt so into fitness as a hobby he would of never survived half life 1

Nosfereefer

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is freeman even a normal white people name?

Nosfereefer

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i thought it was like somthing a former slave might be called for surname

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Nosfereefer posted:

is freeman even a normal white people name?


Nosfereefer posted:

i thought it was like somthing a former slave might be called for surname

plot twist; freeman is chinese

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Martin Freeman is white.

Pro Target

the half-life 2 plotline was very bad and the environments were bland and boring. unlike half-life 1 which is the only good game valve ever made by themselves

Pro Target

i hope half-life 3 never comes out, since it would also be very bad in many ways

Nosfereefer

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just remake ps: t w/ higher definition and ban making games 4ever

i am he

Nosfereefer posted:

just remake ps: t w/ higher definition and ban making games 4ever

whats ps: t?

Nosfereefer

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment?from=Main.PlanescapeTorment

Nosfereefer

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this troper akes cross fic w/ nameless one and morte

Pro Target

play the gold box games instead, which have better mechanics and aesthetics

Nosfereefer

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portal was a legit good game

Salmiakki


Nosfereefer posted:

portal was a legit good game

ya man, i cant think of a single flaw in the game itself

i am he


ah ya, im familiar, but never played

Pro Target

Salmiakki posted:

ya man, i cant think of a single flaw in the game itself

  • The humor is bad
  • a huge amount of the level design is anemic
  • the puzzles are all easy
  • it looks really boring (portal 2 is better so ill give it credit for that)
  • its very short
  • Playtesters ruined the game
  • no reason to ever play it againa fter beating it in 4 hours

Pro Target

  • the props dont work well in garrys mod

Pro Target

  • the bizarre Turret Arena Fight halfway through the game
  • doesnt fully explore the possibilities of the primary mechanic
  • Has an extremely short time-to-crate

ulvir

lol if you think valve can count to three

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
agree w all those bullet points but it was a free pack in w TF2 and HL2 all for $20, and since then they outright gave it away a whole bunch of times

its not a masterpiece, its not even a finished work, but if you havent played portal wtf

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