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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Go Jays :toot:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
:toot: Offense :toot:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Goins should a walked. Hernandez :v:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Stroman is cool

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
lmao Angel Hernandez can loving die

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Stroman is the best starter in the AL East and he fits conveniently into your front pocket.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Francisco just needs a double for the cycle now lol

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


So how far do you let Stroman go?

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.
He's been stretched out a few times. He's thrown over 100 pitches a couple games, IIRC. They shouldn't push it too far, though.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


drat it Victorino

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Rene Bork posted:

drat it Victorino

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.
Francisco going for the double!

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
Blue Jays Win! :toot:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Gonna savour this win, because I probably won't see another one in the next three days.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Surely Papelbon can blow it again, right?

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Joaquin Arias absolutely sucks

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
Cole Hamels threw 90 strikes today.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Congrats Papelbon, you got through the murderers row of Adam Duvall, Joaquin Arias, and Gregor Blanco.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

The fact that this thread doesn't venerate the birth of our Lord and Saviour of all of Baseball, Sir Barold Bonds is a travesty.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Can someone please explain to me why the game honoring the 1970s at Wrigley Field is a night game?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
The Cubs allowed two runs to score because they forgot about ground rules.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Twice now in the Brewers game I thought someone has swung and missed at strike 3 which apparently was not strike 3. I think this because twice now that's what the count has showed.

It is the 1st inning.

Edit: 3 times.

Edit 2: LUUUUUUUUUUUUC

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
LUUUUUUUCCC :siren:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Quiet night in this thread.

Edit: Brewers doing things :munch:

Boon fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jul 25, 2014

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
It's amazing that everything is going right again.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



It's 95 degrees here and every girl is wearing booty shorts

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

Bumming Your Scene posted:

It's 95 degrees here and every girl is wearing booty shorts

I pictured this here in Wisconsin and winced.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

theacox posted:

I pictured this here in Wisconsin and winced.

I pictured this here in Tampa and half winced and half smiled.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
The Marlins... win.. a series??

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Corey Kluber has to be the most underrated pitcher in the league right now.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Brewers are just being dicks now

(:toot:)

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzo is the best at swinging at pitches that hit him.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I've been doing other stuff and paying no attention to the game at all. I realized Kluber was perfect through 6 1/3 while he was throwing the pitch that got it broken up.

I'll go ahead and take credit for that, sorry Corey.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Matt Garza fat fart pitch. Why is it that pitchers are starting to poo poo themselves tonight when I tune in?

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

Bumming Your Scene posted:

It's 95 degrees here and every girl is wearing booty shorts

Little white shorts are definitely my jam.


Richards v scherzer is gonna rule.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
God drat it, Cubs.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Braun :siren:

Ron Mexico
Dec 31, 2004

drat it. Not so smooth, Dr.

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Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Good Dog posted:

Little white shorts are definitely my jam.


Richards v scherzer is gonna rule.

Missed the first opportunity to boo miggy because Calhoun was busy flying through the air and poo poo.

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