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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
- The main event of this week’s broadcast will be a 6-Man New York City Street Fight, featuring Bully Ray, Devon and Tommy Dreamer teaming up to take on EC3, Rhino and Rockstar Spud. After Devon’s shocking return last week, this will mark the first time in years that Team 3D has been reunited. No doubt, they’ll have tables in tow!

- Another major return is set for IMPACT this Thursday, as Jeff Hardy has invited his brother Matt to NYC. What will happen with the two brothers reunite? Can we also expect the reformation of one of wrestling’s most impressive tag teams of all time? We will find out Thursday night!

- As announced by Kurt Angle at the end of last week’s broadcast, the excuses are over for MVP. Bobby Roode will finally get his 1-on-1 shot against the man responsible for his 7-week suspension. Making things even more interesting, it will be Roode vs MVP in a Falls Count Anywhere Match.

- The X-Division Champion Austin Aries has a HUGE decision to make this Thursday on IMPACT. Will he continue as X-Champ, or will the creator of Option C hand the X-Title over in order to challenge Lashley for the TNA World Title at Destination X? Aries makes his decision this Thursday on SPIKE.

- Legendary Japanese star The Great Muta will be making a very rare US appearance on IMPACT this Thursday night as well. Who will step forward to face him?

- Plus, Gail Kim defends the TNA Knockouts Championship against Taryn Terrell. These two have been part of some of the most memorable Knockouts matches in TNA history. Who will emerge victorious?

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Tonight continues the relative high energy of the NYC tapings from late June, with TNA milking all they can out of the crowd's ECW nostalgia. Kurt Angle seems comfortable in his new authority figure role. The Hardys may knock a few more months off their careers with stupid, pointless bumps in front of a small crowd. Also hey, Great Muta! You guys remember him, right? He's working with us! We're a legitimate wrestling promotion!

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Will Muta be coming as "The Great Muta", heel facepaint, mist et al, or will he be Keiji Muto, gruff cuddly bear?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

BrigadierSensible posted:

Will Muta be coming as "The Great Muta", heel facepaint, mist et al, or will he be Keiji Muto, gruff cuddly bear?

Great Muta.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Kenny King's ability to sell rivals that of Eric Young.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
not used to seeing him as a face lately. this will take some getting used to.

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!
Looks like Matt needs to pay some bills or something...

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Stronger than Meth, Matt Hardy

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Psychlone posted:

Looks like Matt needs to buy more meth

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Davey Richards would like to talk to you about the book of Mormon.

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!
I thought Matt was addicted to food, not drugs.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Psychlone posted:

I thought Matt was addicted to food, not drugs.

Matt Fact: Both!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
NO LONGER AFRAID OF CLOWNS, BRO

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
LOW-KI!

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
with zero fan fare, eh?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahah what the gently caress is Low Ki wearing?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Hahahah what the gently caress is Low Ki wearing?

MVP's attire taken to its logical extreme, I guess?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
EC3's shirt is pretty great.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I did not expect to see King Mo on TNA TV again, ever. Even though he's been on their roster page for two years or something.

e: Holy crap, Gunner vs. Gunner.

Xerzes fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jul 25, 2014

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Samuel Shaw as a face is going to be terrible, I hope they're not doing that.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
This post match fight is lasting longer than the actual match.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Austin Aries smells like old cabbage #askquestions

e: Wait, what? I got distrcted. Who the crap decided when that Gail Kim is the best female wrestler in the world?

Xerzes fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jul 25, 2014

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I can't help but feel like they're wasting Muta here...

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I can't help but feel like The Great Muta is pathetic and immobile.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why does James Storm hate the Japanese so much?

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!
Old immobile Muta fits right into TNA.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Amber Mist, makes you intoxicated.

edit: Russo-san, how we missed you.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
What is the point of any of this?

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

Why is the heel the one pointing out that TNA keeps hiring washed up has-beens? Maybe we should stop and listen to him.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Spud is the best person in this match.

FORMER ECW CHAMPION BIG ZEKE!

Rhonne fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jul 25, 2014

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
BIG ZEKE HE USED TO GO BY!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha. "I know who that is. He uh... used to go by Ezekiel. Big Zeke."

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
FROM GUYANA, SOUTH AMERICA

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
the right team won

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
She invited them!

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
snitsky oh hello

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Now this is an ECW reunion.

Snitsky looks so weird with a beard and eyebrows.

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Current ECW champion Big Zeke!

Also Snitsky but who cares.

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