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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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so the destiny beta opened up for everyone smart enough to not preorder the game for a beta code

and um

well

yeah, sorry - it looks and plays sharp. compared to other fps games, it's actually fun to play - i don't know what bungie does to make it fun (aim assist) but i'm having fun shooting alien mens

you level up and find loot chests completely exactly like borderlands

but it's not a huge overworld like borderlands

i mean

okay - if you're sick of borderlands, destiny is the next step

if you ain't give a gently caress about fps games, then stay away

this has been my glowing(?) review of destiny

i won't be buying it because i have five billion other games to play

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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
haha console fpses

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I hit level 5 in the beta. That's good enough for me.

Jarvisi
Apr 17, 2001

Green is still best.
When is it out on steam

A Nice Big Dinner
Feb 17, 2006

haha yeah sure good one op

A Nice Big Dinner
Feb 17, 2006

DoubleDonut posted:

haha console fpses

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
huh okay

that actually sounds rly gay, op

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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sure but then again, aren't all videogames gay? *pulls out full length mirror in front of u*

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

:xbone:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Good to see that Bungie is still getting use out of the Halo 1 enemy AI

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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I am standing behind cover, and now... I am not! YOU SHOT ME! You are victorious. The numbers in your bar have increased. Make them increase more to receive rewards. Who knows what those might be! Visit bungie.net for more information.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Hey guys, you know what would make Halo better? Taking design cues from MMO's and steaming garbage like Borderlands, haha

Soral
May 30, 2009

im trying to play the beta to confirm/deny the op's claims but i cant seem to find the pc download anywhere. any help??

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
Bullet sponges

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

matrix ripoff posted:

so the destiny beta opened up for everyone smart enough to not preorder the game for a beta code

and um

well

yeah, sorry - it looks and plays sharp. compared to other fps games, it's actually fun to play - i don't know what bungie does to make it fun (aim assist) but i'm having fun shooting alien mens

you level up and find loot chests completely exactly like borderlands

but it's not a huge overworld like borderlands

i mean

okay - if you're sick of borderlands, destiny is the next step

if you ain't give a gently caress about fps games, then stay away

this has been my glowing(?) review of destiny

i won't be buying it because i have five billion other games to play

Holy poo poo! Put a few more 'ums' and 'okays' in there and this might turn into a good post!!! Retard human being!!!!!

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


conceitedguy posted:

Holy poo poo! Put a few more 'ums' and 'okays' in there and this might turn into a good post!!! Retard human being!!!!!

But it makes him seem so quaint and humble. I can really believe a review by a guy who's so unsure of his own opinion and apparently afraid of ruining his e-cred by liking a thing.

To me it just sounded like "play Borderlands" though

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

dont doublespace an entire post like that you unbelievable fuckup

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

DoubleDonut posted:

haha console fpses

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

DoubleDonut posted:

haha console fpses

yeah sorry this is and will always be the verdict until it comes to pc

and possibly even then if its a bad port

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
goddam i can't move my face around fast enough

doesn't matter since enemies have ps2 era ai.

warlocks can fly and throw hadokens. good enough for me.

surc
Aug 17, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5yD2Ayokw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXwevR52t5k


Make another thread about a non-marathon bungie game. Go on, do it.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
wake me up when there is a pc version

I know I defended halo 3 to the death but loving come on bungie you're releasing this on 4 platforms

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
my brother is buying a ps4 for destiny, if it comes out on pc imma lol

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
ok, but it has a lot of stupid poo poo in it. for instance, you navigate the menu with a loving cursor. it's a loving console game, why the gently caress does it have a cursor? the UI is basically a few steps from being this:


and the characters are nonexistant. Literally the only two people you ever talk to in the beta that have more than one line are emotionless robots.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


B-But the dwarf from Game of Thrones is in it, it has to be good!

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

I just want a game with the modular weapons system of Borderlands and that isn't completely flawed in some way.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


qnqnx posted:

I just want a game with the modular weapons system of Borderlands and that isn't completely flawed in some way.

well

OK

um

sorry but the game for you is...destiny

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Kimmalah posted:

well

OK

um

sorry but the game for you is...destiny

Big flaws:
1) console only
2) forced mmo-lite bullshit

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

conceitedguy posted:

Holy poo poo! Put a few more 'ums' and 'okays' in there and this might turn into a good post!!! Retard human being!!!!!

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
AIDStiny.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


qnqnx posted:

Big flaws:
1) console only
2) forced mmo-lite bullshit

Truthfully I don't know much about Destiny beyond some screenshots and the Peter Dinklage thing, I was just making fun of the OP.

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!
I do not understand why this game is getting so much positivity, all I can see is halo borderlands which is ok and I would probably play it but come on. The concept art is cool though.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Megafunk posted:

I do not understand why this game is getting so much positivity, all I can see is halo borderlands

for a large number of people, this is enough to get hyped

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Megafunk posted:

halo borderlands

You probably just answered your own question. Most people love those franchises, so it's no surprise combining them (with Bungie at the helm no less) will be hailed as the greatest thing ever whether it really is or not.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Megafunk posted:

I do not understand why this game is getting so much positivity, all I can see is halo borderlands which is ok and I would probably play it but come on. The concept art is cool though.

console gamers desperate for games

Space Hamlet
Aug 24, 2009

not listening
not listening

surc posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5yD2Ayokw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXwevR52t5k


Make another thread about a non-marathon bungie game. Go on, do it.

i'll make a thread about Myth

edit: myth fuckin owned

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Megafunk posted:

I do not understand why this game is getting so much positivity, all I can see is halo borderlands which is ok and I would probably play it but come on. The concept art is cool though.

Yeah well this is sort of the thing, it's not that it's some sort of giant revolutionary step forward in console FPS's, it just happens to be insanely polished and have a really good "feel"*, which you can't really get across just by describing its basic formula. I was skeptical until I played the alpha.


*aim assist lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

https://www.quakelive.com

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
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Fuligin posted:

Yeah well this is sort of the thing, it's not that it's some sort of giant revolutionary step forward in console FPS's, it just happens to be insanely polished and have a really good "feel"*, which you can't really get across just by describing its basic formula. I was skeptical until I played the alpha.

yeah it's yet another fps but it's a very, very nice fps

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