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deep dish peat moss

Hungry Howie's wants to charge me more money for less crust

# ? Jul 27, 2014 06:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:36

WindmillSlayer

I sit in bed typing a post on my $700 dollar iPad with AC on not because it's hot but because I like sleeping under a heavy blanket and I contemplate suicide because I recently realized I won't, in fact, be given a pagani huyara and an amazing bf when I turn 21.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 07:02

deep dish peat moss

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irls only love me because I'm incredibly lovable and for my intellect, never for my looks.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 07:06

deep dish peat moss

I hate how when I carry so much money in my pocket it gets sweaty and beat-up.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 07:07

deep dish peat moss

I can't ordera pizza online because my money is tangible, physical money and not imaginary electronic money.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 07:09

precision: by VideoGames

WindmillSlayer posted:

I sit in bed typing a post on my $700 dollar iPad with AC on not because it's hot but because I like sleeping under a heavy blanket and I contemplate suicide because I recently realized I won't, in fact, be given a pagani huyara and an amazing bf when I turn 21.

you monster

Funnypost Collabo posted:

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irls only love me because I'm incredibly lovable and for my intellect, never for my looks.

sometimes i think girls only put up with my bullshit bc i have a big dick :\

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Funnypost Collabo posted:

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irls only love me because I'm incredibly lovable and for my intellect, never for my looks.

same, but also for my looks

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:50

ulvir

WindmillSlayer posted:

I sit in bed typing a post on my $700 dollar iPad with AC on not because it's hot but because I like sleeping under a heavy blanket and I contemplate suicide because I recently realized I won't, in fact, be given a pagani huyara and an amazing bf when I turn 21.

would you say that getting an incredibly expensive and fancy sports car is your life's trans-mission :haw: