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Hobohemian posted:I had an existential crisis after seeing it. What kind of a loving children's movie makes a kid ask their mother if they are going to die? That is hosed up. Seriously. It went exactly like this: Bambi's mother died. My mother could die. My father could die. I could die. Everyone is going to die. And whammo! A 5 year old conceives of death and is haunted for life by it.
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you watch pinocchio and think about turning into a donkey because you lie
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Aug 15, 2014 13:54
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u thanked urself in advance? this is freaky
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Aug 15, 2014 13:57
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the things i liked when i was a kid are better than the things kids like today
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So kids movies stopped being good exactly at the same time you started to grow up and become emotionally jaded? That's a crazy coincidence pardner
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notZaar posted:So kids movies stopped being good exactly at the same time you started to grow up and become emotionally jaded? That's a crazy coincidence pardner He was referring to its content and how everything is pussified now. Which is true. Like how in the late 80s early 90s we started childproofing everything with locks and warning labels and turning playgrounds into plastic safezones with soft grounds and dull corners. Now we have a bunch of stupid entitled sissy assholes who need labels for their conditions and are triggered by everything. Thanks for nothing, 90s.
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notZaar posted:So kids movies stopped being good exactly at the same time you started to grow up and become emotionally jaded? That's a crazy coincidence pardner Bambi was made in the 40's. I'm not 74.
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Aug 15, 2014 14:24
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Ummmmm ALADDIN
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Aug 15, 2014 14:28
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it's almost like some movies are good, and some movies are bad. and this holds true across all decades
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:it's almost like some movies are good, and some movies are bad. and this holds true across all decades Wow, did you think up that nugget of wisdom all by yourself?
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there are lots of kids movies that are entertaining enough for adults in every era, mostly because parents would go loving bonkers otherwiseKilled a Girl in 96 posted:it's almost like some movies are good, and some movies are bad. and this holds true across all decades
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:it's almost like some movies are good, and some movies are bad. and this holds true across all decades Woah now, let's not go flying off the handle
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Aug 15, 2014 14:42
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Direct to video really lowered the bar,
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Hobohemian posted:Wow, did you think up that nugget of wisdom all by yourself? yeah
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I disagree OP, Pokemon the movie came out in the 90s and taught kids of all ages that if you murder someone, a pikachu can cry on their face and they come back to life. That's a lesson you can take to the bank.
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Aug 15, 2014 14:59
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I don't have eyeballs or a frontal cortex so i can't watch movies.
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that feel when you remember the 90's.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:08
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:there are lots of kids movies that are entertaining enough for adults in every era, mostly because parents would go loving bonkers otherwise Wasn't Sesame Street's early success largely attributed to the fact that it was the only kid's TV program at the time that was even remotely watchable for older people?
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Aug 15, 2014 17:09
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i just rented brave from the library. it was ok
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Aug 15, 2014 17:20
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i was scarred as a child by everything i saw, touched, and experienced. the 80's were a rough time. it made me the man i am today.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:23
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Goonies had a bunch of sex talk, dead bodies and curse words and was a kids movie rated PG. Also I remember Sixteen Candles was rated PG and it had literal nudity in it. There's some definite pussification going on re: movies
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Aug 15, 2014 17:25
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Goonies had a bunch of sex talk, dead bodies and curse words and was a kids movie rated PG. Also I remember Sixteen Candles was rated PG and it had literal nudity in it. hollywood doesn't understand these days that they need to offer more sex and violence per rating to get people away from the internet.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:27
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i watched The Dark Crystal (1982) on television in the late 90s and it traumatized me some
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Good Burger Eat it, OP
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im sorry childrens movies dont meet your expectations as an adult op
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Aug 15, 2014 17:38
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remember how awesome christian slater was in the 80s?
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also old kids movies were not afraid to properly villainize the rich vs kids movies like iron man or bat man today where the only way to save the day is to make the stupid plebs get out of the way of the heroic rich man
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Aug 15, 2014 17:52
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1 Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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Veggie Tales is the only acceptable form of children's entertainment. When did those come out?
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You guys are lucky to even watch kid movies as kids, i had older siblings so i ended up watching ghost in the darkness, tremors, legend, wicked city, leprechaun and critters before i was 8. So many nightmares....
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Hobohemian posted:Bambi was made in the 40's. I'm not 74. I'm betting op didn't see it for the first time when he were 20
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Aug 15, 2014 18:02
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Yeah OP is right kids programming sucks dick now. Good thing I'm not a kid anymore. *goes back to watching free porn*
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visceril posted:I think there was a definite shift in kids media that was gradually happening around that time. Care alert
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The OP is 100% correct in that the mid 80s had the best kids/family movies by far. Ghostbusters. ET. Back to the Future. Gremlins. The motherfucking Goonies. Need I go on? And now what is it? Pixar? More like Shitxar. Toy Story? gently caress off.
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Aug 15, 2014 18:36
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lol at people pretending there isn't a big tone difference between ice age and the land before time also gypsum please ask your girlfriend what she thought about the lion king and if she doesn't know the film fart constantly as she's watching it and tell us what she thinks
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Aug 15, 2014 18:40
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actually i probably don't need to tell you to do that
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The best children's movie was made in 1986. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes
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Cardiovorax posted:The best children's movie was made in 1986. this does rule i will agreee but i'm glad i didn't see it until i was 20 or something because it would have scared the poo poo out of me
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Neurosis posted:lol at people pretending there isn't a big tone difference between ice age and the land before time there's no functional difference b/c EVERYTHING SUCKS hahaha lmao okay let's go get rekt already
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Neurosis posted:lol at people pretending there isn't a big tone difference between ice age and the land before time When we were in Belgium last week we ate so much fancy foreign food that it was literally fart city. I just didnt even stop. The problem was they all smelt really rancid, i was a bit backed up from the diet change and that probably didnt help matters. So i had to confess a great many of the farts.
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