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Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Caught up with the thread over the weekend. I'm loving your writing style, OP.

Riding the D bandwagon.

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Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

jng2058 posted:

E

Keep Exploring with Dana until we can determine "TRAP Y/N?" more conclusively


This. Dude has been there for (hundreds?) years. He can wait a bit.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

Outrail posted:

This.

Keep talking to the thing until we can deduce whether it can pass a Turning test.


I'm going with Voight-Kampff, personally.

Fake edit: Already voted, this is just a comment.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
I'm here to play cards and steal all the info you have on your servers.

Oh, and Devries is probably addicted to melange. His brother Piter was, at least.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

LowellDND posted:

Firstly, I just wanna say how :3: I am at how everyone hates Devries. I was going for 'human monster' so its awesome everyone is getting emotionally invested in it.

Not important, but it's nagging me to no end and you skipped it before. Did you chose the name at random or where you thinking of another human monster?

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
E Interrogate, then kill. Find out who's his contact inside the Beast and how did he found so much about Amacite. We have a mole inside the ship.

Then blast his head off. No gloating. No fuss. Just a dead guy.

LowellDND posted:

Lord, but he’s a smug son of a bitch. I’m starting to channel some Vetinari here.
Vetinari would have ended owning the Beast. We're still amateurs. :ohdear:

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
Hmmnn... He has a Master? Good to know.
  • How did you communicate with your Master?
  • what do you know about him/her?
  • What were your orders planetside?
  • who did you sell the Ogrim drug to?

Let's try that for starters.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
I enjoyed this update a lot.

Let's go with C.

- What happened in the ship, exactly?
- Show him a bunch of pictures of Family Members. I'm assuming that he means that with "like you" rather than "you have a evil good twin."

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

Sogol posted:

You might like the Malazan series.

I was going to post this as soon as I saw your list.

Also A. I like her.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
So we have no urgent orders from the Family, Inquisition or Priesthood? Cool.

Can we send skulls to watch over platoons that are operating the closest to enemy territory so we get some footage when they die? I remember LowellDND saying the we had absolutely no intel on the enemy, and that they took their corpses after an attack. I don't know enough about W40K to guess at what they are from the description of our casualties (genestealers?) and I'm curious.

Anyway, B. Let's not wander into an artillery strike by accident. Doing it on purpose, however...

Also, Take Craft (Knitting) during the next level up

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
A little late, but...

LowellDND posted:

The Rising Storm

This entire plot twist was brilliant :golfclap:

Pity The Simpsons didn't survive 38 milleniums more. I would have spent the next 20 pages making Sideshow Bob and Selma references.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
E. Hack the lights of every dressing room in the ship and turn them into lasers. Then burn the dresses of every other guest. We're going to be the prettiest girl at the wedding or die trying, dammit.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

Green Intern posted:

A church that's strong also breeds fanaticism and zealotry. This is WH40K.

The RIGHT kind of fanaticism and zealotry.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

LowellDND posted:

It is possible to get Devries/Amicita's DNA at the wedding

Surreptitiously run Devries through with the cake knife.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
See? This is why I shouldn't sleep. I miss all the wedding preparations.

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Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

Tell to Lagarde, Merkel and Draghi to ignore our fiscal practices and the way we bill the IG and focus on our heretical beliefs. It's the lesser of towo evils.

Also, D

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