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WhenInRome

come up with a thread idea, and then predict what people would post if it were a real thread.

example: "talk about chill things" someone gets permabanned for pedophilia

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:57

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# ? May 2, 2024 06:20

Diqnol

"Whats the best music?" ends in a long rant from Calx about tooL

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:58

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

iseeyouseemeseeyou easily claims second post

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:58

i am he

"I'm getting married"

people say congratulations

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:00

Diqnol

"A thread about Arnie"

Double goldmined with an epic jett/arnie compliation gif that brutally owns them both into dust

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"weed is good and i like jokes and everything is cool" op commits suicide

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:02

pig slut lisa: irl is good

"transferred from gbs" a half dozen people post in it and it falls off front page

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:02

the unabonger

post your dick thread:
no one ever loving posts their dick, for fucks sake.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:03

ron color

the next food thread will bring disaster to byob, two posters will become ghosts and bo pepper will never be the same

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:04

Stormyish

"How do you feel about cake" Poster relays story on how they kept their significant other in the basement for 2 months and force fed them cake till their heart stopped

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:08

pig slut lisa: irl is good

The Fresh Prince posted:

post your dick thread:
no one ever loving posts their dick, for fucks sake.

i have come close a cople times

if i had more beer...

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:09

the unabonger

pig slut lisa posted:

i have come close a cople times

if i had more beer...

post your dick

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:25

ulvir

something about cute animals: myself, fluffieduckie and salmiakki will photobomb the thread for as long as we bother to

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:52

ulvir

this didn't have that same funny twist as the op or stormyish but I'm not that great with jokes

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:53

cool biRd pics: you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

i have a file on my desktop that says New Text Document.txtx

in it there is a thread idae

will my Facts2Consider (F2C or some facts to think about today) thread be safe

# ? Aug 19, 2014 09:59

4outof5: Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

shitposting lots and lots and lots of shitposting

# ? Aug 19, 2014 10:21

dogcrash truther

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

# ? Aug 19, 2014 10:26

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

"cool story"- not a cool story.

"feta thread"- just cartoon women with penises, no cheese

"gently caress u op" tag - drilldosquirtizzle productchizzle.

"im gay" - op is not gay and is a big giant liar.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 13:01

Pedantra: by Lowtax

dogcrash truther posted:

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

lmao

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:05

Pedantra: by Lowtax

everything about that thread is perfect

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

dogcrash truther posted:

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

hahaha

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:09

ZeroCount

dogcrash truther posted:

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

lmao

E/N regulars are just so jaded to what weird poo poo goons will do, you'll always find one willing to believe you no matter what you say

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:10

GEExCEE

lol

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:10

GEExCEE

Samizdata posted:

I used to date a woman that was lactating, and, truthfully it could be fun. Nothing like being straddled and having her open up both barrels.

On the biological side, it could be good for your relationship. Suckling makes your body release oxytocin, which enables stronger pair bonding and trusting behavior.

EDIT: Plus it has been shown to increase generosity in those using it. So, keep it up a little longer, then it is time to ask for jewelry, a new car, or more...

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:12

tyler

dogcrash truther posted:

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

its so beautiful

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

GEExCEE posted:

lol. jesus christ

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:13

Salmiakki

dogcrash truther posted:

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

holy poo poo

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:14

ulvir

dogcrash truther posted:

I don't know but it makes me laugh that this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658743 got any serious responses at all, let alone more than one

lmbtfo

# ? Aug 19, 2014 16:14