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if this is the next gen of gaming i for one want no part of it
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dont give ubi your money
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Aug 24, 2014 00:13
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I got it free with my graphics card, and I still think it huffs turds.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:29
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its okay
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Aug 24, 2014 00:29
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it is the mediocrity of the white male writ large
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Aug 24, 2014 00:32
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Vitamin P posted:it is the mediocrity of the white male writ large Thanks for this, Professor human being.
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Vitamin P posted:it is the mediocrity of the white male writ large What does this even mean.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Thanks for this, Professor human being.
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I wonder how many people say poo poo like that and 100% do not have any idea what their saying except that it sounds insightful to them.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:37
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White Males
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Vitamin P posted:it is the mediocrity of the white male writ large Incredible.
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I'd rather watch doges.
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Pewdiepie posted:I'd rather watch doges.
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http://pewdie-pinkiepie.deviantart.com/art/September-11th-Memorial-Picture-399625061
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Sir AIDS posted:http://pewdie-pinkiepie.deviantart.com/art/September-11th-Memorial-Picture-399625061
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Sir AIDS posted:http://pewdie-pinkiepie.deviantart.com/art/September-11th-Memorial-Picture-399625061
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Aug 24, 2014 01:16
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Only good thing was LAZERHAWK did the music for that drug driving level.
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Good things about Watch_Dogs: The robot spider minigame was actually fun and enjoyable. Bad things aobut Watch_Dogs: At no other point in the game is it actually fun or enjoyable. It feels like they made a list of features necessary for an open-world game, then went down the list meeting the requirements with no eye to making anything about it fun at any step. Also, the protagonist is a huge unsympathetic tool, especially in the scene where he first meets the hacker lady and is super-rapey for no reason. I sentence all of the designers of Watch_Dogs to sit down and write a 40 page essay about why Saint's Row 2 is more fun than their game.
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Aug 24, 2014 03:34
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I rented Watch_Dogs, and there was a mission where you had to stop a convoy of cars from reaching a certain place, and take down one of the people in the convoy without killing him. This would have been fine except that the game didn't let you use any of the actual tools of the game. There was literally nothing hackable on the route, even a traffic light. It was in an open suburban area so there was little cover. At one point I stopped the convoy, ran to try and double back, and the person who couldn't be killed got shot by one of his friends and I lost the mission.
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Aug 24, 2014 03:42
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it's no assassins creed
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Judging by the many youtube videos I've seen, WatchDags is the funniest game of the year, if nothing else.
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Aug 24, 2014 06:29
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I spent more time retrieving my ubisoft account details than playing this game.
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Aug 24, 2014 07:49
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Edgelord simulator 2014
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Ratoslov posted:Also, the protagonist is a huge unsympathetic tool, especially in the scene where he first meets the hacker lady and is super-rapey for no reason. wait i thought this was the whole point, that the dude is a complete tool with no redeeming qualities whatsoever who ruins everything he touches
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Aug 24, 2014 08:10
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it was not good
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the protagonist is what a committee of old marketing execs would think is an edgy character
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Aug 24, 2014 15:06
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iconic
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that certainly is an icon yes
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:wait i thought this was the whole point, that the dude is a complete tool with no redeeming qualities whatsoever who ruins everything he touches Maybe it is, but he's not a complete tool with no sympathetic qualities that's enjoyable to watch. Also, it feels like they intended for the viewer to think he was totally rad rather than a complete wanker. Kind of like Neo.
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Aug 24, 2014 15:34
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The iconic Watch_Dogs loading screen hat
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:wait i thought this was the whole point, that the dude is a complete tool with no redeeming qualities whatsoever who ruins everything he touches the cures meme
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Aug 24, 2014 16:27
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Wormskull posted:What does this even mean. It's a modern white male power fantasy in every way
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I got it for free. It is a neat NSA-agent-wandering-around-Chicago simulator. And I enjoy the animation for wrapping a collapsible baton around someone's head. Not much else though.
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Aug 24, 2014 20:53
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Vitamin P posted:It's a modern white male power fantasy in every way assimilate into the white privilege borg, or better yet, stop posting
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Aug 24, 2014 20:57
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someone copy paste the Exposé Patrick Klepek wrote about watch dogs main character, for lols
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"hmmm do i trash Watch Dogs by saying that it's a joyless AAA FPS game with glitches out the rear end, a main character named Aidan, and no qualities that distinguish it from other AAA FPS games? nah i'll just play the "white dudes" card, that'll go over better" -OP
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Y-Hat posted:"hmmm do i trash Watch Dogs by saying that it's a joyless AAA FPS game with glitches out the rear end, a main character named Aidan, and no qualities that distinguish it from other AAA FPS games?
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