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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I enjoy shakes, even those frozen ones you can buy at the gas station

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Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
EA sports

it's in the game

the it is parkinsons

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
your sister is a slut.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
One time we got a call for a stabbing and arrived on-scene to find a 19-year old with a knife sticking out of his throat. We got him on the ambulance and rushed him to the nearest trauma surgeon and did everything that we could, but he still died. He was kind of with it for a little while and he tore my shirt halfway off while I was working on him in the back of the ambulance. After we dropped him off and gave report, I went to the bathroom and splashed some cold water on my face and spent a few minutes literally shaking.

After that, we stopped by my place so I could get a new shirt. The rest of the day was pretty quiet, so we mostly sat in the ambulance in Times Square shooting the poo poo and eating halal salads.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Zeroisanumber posted:

One time we got a call for a stabbing and arrived on-scene to find a 19-year old with a knife sticking out of his throat. We got him on the ambulance and rushed him to the nearest trauma surgeon and did everything that we could, but he still died. He was kind of with it for a little while and he tore my shirt halfway off while I was working on him in the back of the ambulance. After we dropped him off and gave report, I went to the bathroom and splashed some cold water on my face and spent a few minutes literally shaking.

After that, we stopped by my place so I could get a new shirt. The rest of the day was pretty quiet, so we mostly sat in the ambulance in Times Square shooting the poo poo and eating halal salads.

:smith:

How was the salad?

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i shake sometimes when i drink way too much coffee op

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