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do you wish brie bella died in the womb
	come on nikki
	come on brie

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Ric looks a little better than the last couple of times we've seen him tonight. Is that just me?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:05

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:41

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

I wonder how long it took Michaels to get his hat at the exact angle that the shadow falls across his eyes for the hard cam

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:07

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

"I want you to look at me when I'm talking to you" *cut to Hogan in opaque sunglasses*

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:11

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

TEGGS posted:

So what move will Brock do on Cena 17 times at Night of Champions?

Burning Hammer. Cena will kick out at 2.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:18

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

projecthalaxy posted:

I liked the Swaggerbomb into the Ankle Lock. That was cool.

I said this in the Smackdown thread, but Swagger is really getting quite good at DDP-style counter-into-finisher-out-of-nowhere spots.

If this feud does nothing else, it's getting the anklelock over as a dangerous finisher again, and that's cool.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:28

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Dexo posted:

Well I mean TNA is kinda going under. wouldn't be surprised if they brought Jeff back. He probably does pretty good merch wise.

Of all the people I would expect them to pick up in the wake of TNA imploding, Jeff would probably top the list. He moves merch, he parted on relatively good terms iirc, he's apparently cleaned himself up, he's still got some name value, and he's only 36.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:30

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Gerald O. Lawler, accredited family counselor

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:32

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Bo's poo poo-eating grin there was fantastic.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:36

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

lol at Sheamus calling Cole "Mick"

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:37

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

That finish was kind of out of nowhere.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:42

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

I love the idea that that was the most funeral-appropriate photo of Dean they could find.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:02

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

This was our one opportunity for those tag team titles, except for the other twenty or so

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:28

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Red posted:

Oh good, a finish that makes everyone happy

WAIT

DUSTY FINISH

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:29

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Snacksmaniac posted:

Heel Cody should be fun.

I hope he gets a "blowing dust in people's faces" spot, Mr.-Fuji-salt style.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:30

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Carver Crisis posted:

this is interesting, but yeah i'd prefer the usos to be the heel team

I'm not sure what heel Usos would look like. Their entire gimmick is "We're Samoans and REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC! WOO!"

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:31

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

I love that Paul is personally offended that Cena would exercise his rematch clause

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:38

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

LOL Give whoever came up with this a raise

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:45

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Holy poo poo, King made me laugh way too hard with "And Damien's only making scale for this, right?"

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:49

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

ayn rand hand job posted:

It turns out that TNA's last contract with Jeff was with Willow.

Warwick Davis opens his mail and wonders what the hell "TNA" is. Then shrugs and cashes the check.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:57

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Brie is really concerned about Nikki's teeth.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:58

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Lawler selling the Bellaslap almost as much as HHH

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:05

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Bigass Moth posted:

What in the unholy gently caress is this on tv for.

Heath Slater is second only to Mad Ox when it comes to ratings gold

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:28

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

NickRoweFillea posted:

How long till Slater Gator break up inexplicably

How inexplicable can it be when a team whose entire gimmick is "We hate each other" break up?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:32

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

I don't know if the fact that Bray/Cena will apparently be like 90 seconds long is a good or bad sign

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:39

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

J.A.B.C. posted:

Three old dudes talk about the rematch. Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair say he is going down. Hulk shows his Cenation passport. Cena gives his 'never give up' speech.

Brie and Nikki have a reconciliation that dies in the womb.

And a bunch of jobber matches.

Tonight's RAW, in a nutshell. I am sorry.

You forgot the awesome Miz segment.

I am being neither sarcastic nor ironic.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:48

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

I get the purpose of this match but they could have used literally anyone other than Bray for it

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:51

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Supreme Allah posted:

No HHH sucks and always sucked at booking, he's good as a self-aware heel but booking he sucks at

Somebody's responsible for how the Shield's been booked, and it sure as hell isn't Vince.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:41

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

If nothing else, the Lesnar feud appears to have gotten Cena doing the STF properly.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:04

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