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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013



Huey Delhomme

Huey had not been particularly excited about a goat mascot rescue mission, given the urban environment and his distaste for chains. Nonetheless he had quite a cheerful air about him. It was nice to be out of the Zoo for once, and with such good company, too. Not to mention there was just maybe a chance he could try out some of the fancy hunting tools he had been given.

The ride had been somewhat uneventful for him, so he had tried to pass the time telling stories about his hunting trips, life in Baton Rouge, and family antics. He was good enough that telling them that even the dullest ones seemed a little bit interesting.

Oh and look at that, it was old Doc Croc! Lookin real tasty curious. Huey gives a bright, oblivious, smile to Dr. Arjistani.

"Well, that there's a mascot goat. They probably got it trained to be real entertainin' to the customers. Plus just look at this poor woman, she must love the thing! We wouldn't want her to lose someone who's almost fam'ly to her."

He lowers to a whisper. "Plus he's probably the only reason this place is worth comin' to."

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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Huey Delhomme

"Who knows what they do ta keep theyselves afloat. Might be a real well trained goat." Huey tells Doc Croc.

Huey was not all too familiar with goats. However he was aware of their penchant of eating anything. He decides to ask Mrs. LaPonte something.

"Anything else go missing from your establishment?"

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Huey Delholmme

Huey has spent the past few minutes looking through the kitchen's supplies and assorted cooking appliances to see if anything is out of place, missing, or otherwise disturbed. Part of the reason for this is because he doubts the kitchen is properly stocked in the first place.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

At the mention of GOATS, Huey got an annoyed look on his face. Extremists animal rights activists? They were bad enough when they were calling him a murderer and trying to close the hunting grounds, but this? Absolutely not.

"I don't like the sound of these GOAT fellas."

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

I say split up.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Huey Delhomme - GOATS HQ

Between the disgusting scent of Taco Bell and the absurd religious imagery, Huey was thinking about shooting something. He kept his cheerful-old-man smile, though.

"So, you fellas like goats, do ya? Can I take a look at one?"

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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Huey Delhomme - GOATS HQ

Huey squats down in front of the goat looking at him, though he keeps some distance, so it would be more accurate to say he squatted down a few feet away from the goat. He checks it if there is anything unusual about it.

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