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Lair Flair! Monstergeddon is my favorite recurring feature, and the world becomes a better place every time there's a new installment. The misadventures of Howard just crack me up. Somebody please tell me Worm Miller is working on a spinoff book. I'd preorder the hell out of that sucker.
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As soon as "Ted" posted "What is this", I broke out in a great big grin.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:19
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Killing the crazy local guy is never a good idea. Every monster hunter who reads the obituary is going to come snooping around.
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Aug 28, 2014 22:20
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Unguided posted:Killing the crazy local guy is never a good idea. Every monster hunter who reads the obituary is going to come snooping around. This soo much. I heard that one "collecting" guy got his poo poo pushed in by a team of frickin' mercenaries after he tried his luck with a high-profile victim. Yeah, he killed those chumps, but got his lair burned to the ground in the process, was forced to go on the run, and the last time anyone saw him the poor bastard was being stuffed into one of his own torture-boxes by a former victim. Tragic way to go. (Every time I see a new monstergeddon it instantly cheers my day up. I'll never get tired of the mole-monster getting constantly trounced by alligators, poor wiring, and the homeless)
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Aug 29, 2014 01:46
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Senior Woodchuck posted:As soon as "Ted" posted "What is this", I broke out in a great big grin. I think this was probably the best Monstergeddon by far.
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Aug 29, 2014 04:27
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The slow and shameful fall of Howard has got to be one of the best continued jokes on the front page. Every article it seems it can't get any worse for him, and then the next one comes out and he still ends up worse off. Ted being the most incompetent monster is just icing on the cake.
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Aug 29, 2014 06:57
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Howard's suffering is cathartic in a very primal way.Dracoola posted:Humans are stupid, but not so stupid that if their cab driver stops the ride short and says "This is as far as I go" that they won't second guess the invitation to my decaying mansion. FML. This is the single best line I've read in anything since a while.
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Aug 31, 2014 10:41
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What type of monster is a BoobPoop? Just a slasher obsessed with slashing busty ladies? The quote is from big lebowski so I can't imagine a monster for this poster.
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Aug 31, 2014 11:01
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For Halloween, the SA Forums should be reskinned as Monstergeddon forums.
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Aug 31, 2014 16:59
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Just seconding what everyone else has said about their levels of happiness when they see a Monstergeddon update.
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Sep 1, 2014 15:59
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Aw geez, I somehow missed the xmas party special update from before this one until now. It's like two updates in one for me! Also to weigh in, as a Frankenstein that's only recently gained a new lair, I think the best plan of action to counter-act the local doom-sayer is to maybe force his hand to work against himself. Start spooking him when you get the chance so that he's good and high-strung and seems even crazier when he tries to warn off the teenagers--all they'll want to do is move on the hell away from him and right into your strangling hands* right where you want them. Worst comes to worst, if your reputation keeps people away for a little while, it'll at least affect his gas station or whatnot too, which loony mcnutzoid will surely not keep in good condition, adding to the confusion for who the danger is coming from. Of course, there is a more risky gambit you could try. You could always try to befriend the whacko yourself. If you can pretend to be friendly enough towards him, he might decide he's on your side of matters, only occasionally ranting to strangers about his "only friend", and buttoning his lip when less desirables come around, throwing off your scent. In any case, good luck with your nuisance. *or whatever your method of choice may be.
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Sep 3, 2014 06:25
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This was excellent, I always look forward to a new Monstergeddon!
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Sep 6, 2014 00:55
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Absurd Alhazred posted:For Halloween, the SA Forums should be reskinned as Monstergeddon forums. Yes. Yes do this. EDIT: Or just add a Monstergeddon sub-forum.
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Sep 10, 2014 13:30
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I would totally be first in line for that. Though in retrospect, my name/avatar combo is the wrong kind of monster to my actual identity, so it doesn't really work...
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Sep 11, 2014 07:06
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Choco1980 posted:I would totally be first in line for that. Though in retrospect, my name/avatar combo is the wrong kind of monster to my actual identity, so it doesn't really work... Don't worry, this is a safe space for monsters who identify as totally different monsters.
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Sep 11, 2014 11:10
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Is Hell On Wheels, the possessed school bus, male or female? I can't help hearing "Helen Wheels".
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Sep 23, 2014 06:08
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:
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Sep 24, 2014 05:40
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October, aka The Spookening, is coming up. Would be a cool temporary subforum for the month.
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Sep 27, 2014 01:28
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I am so hyped for the next Monstergeddon.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:43
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No lie, I would read Monstergeddon every day given the choice. (I'd also post to it, but then again I'm an irl monster, so ymmv)
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Oct 7, 2014 05:43
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Choco1980 posted:No lie, I would read Monstergeddon every day given the choice. Isn't there a monster inside all of us? 
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Oct 7, 2014 09:26
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Come on guys, we've got to pitch in to save Howard
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Oct 9, 2014 07:22
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Come on guys, we've got to pitch in to save Howard quote:Look for the Monstergeddon 2014 results on Oct. 29! gently caress YEAH
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Oct 9, 2014 07:52
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I love there's an "official newsdeader"
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Oct 9, 2014 08:48
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Oh, gods, I loved this new update. The running gag of Warren-Zevon-quoting werewolves is just about the best thing ever. Perfect. ::wipes away a tear:: So perfect.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:40
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Well I know my vote for Keller had nothing to do with Political Correctness... 
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Oct 9, 2014 11:41
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loving Keller-gate loving up my forums
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Oct 9, 2014 17:17
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Monstergeddon continues to be the perfect parody of every forum I've ever posted on.
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Oct 9, 2014 19:04
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Another great one. Love it. I think Howard will get out when his ex-wife gives him an alibi and he's deeply confused by her helping him out, but she doesn't want to reconcile, yet. Would like to see one of the Colts post on the forum.
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Oct 9, 2014 20:33
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As always Monstergeddon is the best non-parody-review based feature. Also, the Colts was a Supernatural joke, right?
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Oct 9, 2014 21:57
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I thought so. Wonder who there going to kill come Monstergeddon
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Oct 10, 2014 00:15
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Well they're right now tight on Keller's tail, but I hope like, she wins come competition night. I like her schtick and hope she doesn't leave us, or at least not for long.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:32
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And just who IS this new badass they have teamed up with?
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Oct 10, 2014 03:53
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Limbo posted:And just who IS this new badass they have teamed up with? A trenchcoated angel named Blastiel? 
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Oct 10, 2014 05:09
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Tatum Girlparts posted:A trenchcoated
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Oct 10, 2014 05:10
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Choco1980 posted:Well they're right now tight on Keller's tail, but I hope like, she wins come competition night. I like her schtick and hope she doesn't leave us, or at least not for long. You just know some one will try to interfere and get destroyed.
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Oct 10, 2014 11:18
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The big upside of Howard being in jail is that he can easily rack up the biggest kill count this year by going apeshit on a bunch of unarmed convicts with wolf powers. I love how all of the characters have developed personalities and backstories too.
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Oct 12, 2014 06:02
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pkfan2004 posted:The big upside of Howard being in jail is that he can easily rack up the biggest kill count this year by going apeshit on a bunch of unarmed convicts with wolf powers. "None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME!" But less badass and more failure.
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Oct 12, 2014 06:16
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We know Howard can't shift to his wolf form at will; otherwise he wouldn't have had to shoot Masked Slasher. Does he need direct exposure to the light of the full moon in order to change? Because if he's stuck in a cell with no windows he could be totally boned when Monstergeddon rolls around.
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This is going to end with Howard winning Monstergeddon and never shutting up about ever isn't it
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