[Mafialike] Soldiers of Dune - House Harkonnen

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CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Let's, umm, kill bad guys or something.

I'm not going to read my role pm and only will guess what i am.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 05:18

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:44

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Please don't do that, Cpig. I have faith in you - do you have faith in you too?

Ok fine I GUESS I'll read it.

Jeez.

I have faith in the spice and plan on putting all my points in addiction.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 05:20

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Lights out is the only correct answer.
Look deep into your souls and understand it to be true.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 05:50

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlUU2U-Sn_g

Lyrics: http://pastebin.com/f12Fu3XX

Literally the greatest thing.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 03:08

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Mine was Busb reenacting goatse

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 06:27

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

JakeP posted:

I guess I will be this sting

You should be this version.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 16:36

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I put all my points into " has all the lasers, all of them."

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 20:15

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Make Capps eat a bug!

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 03:29

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I heard a rumor that capps was a terrible person and not worthy of respect or love.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 03:45

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

I will confirm that I went on a road trip with Capps, but he's leaving a few things out of the story. Like, he kept raving and raving about THE BEST PIZZA PLACE and kept saying how EXCITED HE WAS TO VISIT IT AGAIN. So the whole ride, I mean like 3 straight hours, he's going on and on about this pizza. Now, I know Capps doesn't have good taste overall (Example: His fashion sense) so I had my doubts. So he gives me all these directions, and we pull in...to a sbarro's in a rest stop. That's not the weirdest part though, he runs out of the car,(I had time to lock the car up and walk there, Capps is VERY slow, also he makes like "whoosh whoosh" noises while running.), and grabs a calzone. Then he grabs me by the shoulders and yells "DO YOU SEE THIS!? IT'S AN INSIDE OUT PIZZA! YOU CAN ONLY GET THESE HERE!"

I'll say one thing for Capps: That man can eat a Calzone like it's nobody's business.

This is really very good CCKeane.
I laughed irl.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 05:23

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Lumpen posted:

##unvote

Premise: If we end the day with no votes on anyone, nobody gets lynched.

Hypothesis: Anyone who ends the day with a vote cast, resulting in the death of a Townie, should be killed.

Concern: Certain players may feel insufficiently motivated to pursue victory for their team, and would fail to resist disrupting the plan for amusement.

I doubt it, but who would swear to not cast a vote? If unanimous consent is reached to cast no votes, who would agree to coordinate near deadline (if necessary) to vote off the first two players who defect from the plan?

This is a good idea

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 16:33

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I should probably finish reading the thread before responding.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 16:35

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I actually haven't even read the other thread.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 16:39

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

JakeP posted:

maybe Cpig, his agreement with Lumpens terrible plan was scummy

I already addressed this if you could be bothered to read.

My two scum picks are cpig and cpig.

Those guys are dicks.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 19:01

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

...

Please don't do this!!

What? Post?

Yes my liege. I shall refrain from posting.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 19:28

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I'm very tempted to kill Cpig right now as he is being even less helpful than usual. This disappoints me greatly as I was hoping he would actually ramp up a bit and help me win this game.

Dude it's loving day one how are we supposed to even have a feeling who the scum are, no one has done anything overtly scummy. I don't even have a gut read on anyone.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 19:33

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Man.

I suppose 50 pounds and CCKeane could be scum. 50 pounds because he's being weird and Keane is trying too hard to make capps insults.

Idk, just put me on the front lines or the back lines so I can kick rear end or shoot rear end.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 19:40

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Puntification posted:

You've got nothing and are riding a bad call because you can't think of anything better to do.

We need some way to stop people lurking because I think most if not all of the scum are among them. Someone fake-claim a vig (don't read if scum tia).

I have a vig, please say yes If you want me to use it on punt.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 19:43

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

Okay kiddos, here is an introductory lesson to "Making a case day 1" by your friend CCKeane.

1.) Make a case on somebody for dumb bullshit.

2.) Demand people respond.

3.) Respond to that content

4.) Hooray, now you have stuff to look at, celebrate by eating a baby.

Here is a look at CCKeane

CCKeane posted:

Lumpen's idea is cartoonishly terrible because it allows for a coordinated last minute vote by scum to vote the king, holy moley guys.

Lumpens idea was addressed by the mod at this point.

CCKeane posted:

Oh.

Well SORRY. (That was said really sarcastically)

Is sarcastic, classic scum tell.

CCKeane posted:

Also I will confirm that AFP is a man getting pooped on irl. That flag is accurate.

Here he calls our leader a scat fan.

CCKeane posted:

I'm going to ignore all of Diqnol's suggestions because gently caress him I do what I want.

Clearly working against afp.

I demand that you all respond to this case.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 19:54

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Somber, what do you think of my case on CCKeane?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:00

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Jake and dorkanoid please respond to my case about CCKeane

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:01

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I am responding to your responses by calling you all idiots.

I will now go eat a baby.

Good day.

Ok what now keane?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:04

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

dorkanoid posted:

apparently I didn't

and that's probably the best day 1 case I've ever seen

##vote cpig

This person is a bigger idiot than most of you.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:05

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

This is a good start, NOW FOLLOW THROUGH AND DEMAND REACTIONS.

I did already, keep reading.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:05

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

dorkanoid posted:

oh, I'm an idiot, hm?

would an idiot ##unvote at this point?! I think so!

I find that acceptable.

You are back to only being just as much of an idiot as the rest of this thread and less of an idiot than the other thread, because gently caress those guys.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:07

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

Scum claim

CCKeane has claimed scum

##vote cckeane

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 20:13

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Hey guys I'm the scum, its me.

discuss.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 01:36

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I can always get behind a Lumpen lynch

##vote lumpen

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 02:54

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Jerk

##unvote

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 02:55

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Ixtlilton posted:

Cpig I am very jealous of that avatar.

Whoever unpotatoed me into this fantastic avatar.

Thank you.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 04:23

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Somber is town in this game.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 18:14

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Life = drinking?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 20:10

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Puntification posted:

It's the friends and plans having part I was thinking of.

My friends and plans = work: (

Also guys, I found someone worse than me he is called dgk

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 23:05

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

DGK2000 posted:

Bowmore.

Nah, bowmore is way better than me or you, he just lurks heavily.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 23:07

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

##vote ixt

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 17:40

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Pig guts say that fifty pounds and chaoslord are scums.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 17:52

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

JakeP stopped playing right after jokephase effectively ended. That is strange.

Also this

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 17:52

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Okay, that's cool. Is there anything you can point to specifically? I suspect not, but if there is, I'd like to look at it myself.

No, the way pig guts works is I scroll through the thread looking at people's avatars and then sometimes, when I look at one, I'll get a chill and be like "whoa, that's scum right there." Its right more times than its not. I'd say like a 70 - 90 percent chance.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 17:56

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I'm a good shooter guy, put me in.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 22:13

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:44

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

drat YOU SCUM, diqnol, you have lost a great warrior this day. :choco:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 01:12

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