saw a large man hitting his girlfriend, what to do?

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a ritard: by XyloJW

dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her. there was no way i could have taken him and there weren't cops for miles.

should i have have challenged this large man?

# ? Sep 13, 2014 10:30

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a ritard posted:

dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her. there was no way i could have taken him and there weren't cops for miles.

should i have have challenged this large man?

you should call the cops ASAP and tell him that you did

# ? Sep 13, 2014 10:57

Salmiakki

help that woman!

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:12

Highly Unnecessary

this is exactly the reason i always carry my katana with me

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:17

Pizzatime

a ritard posted:

dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her.

why did you hit the girl, also always help ladies in distress

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:24

FartGhost

Illegal Carrot posted:

you should call the cops ASAP and tell him that you did

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:38

3D Megadoodoo

a ritard posted:

dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her. there was no way i could have taken him and there weren't cops for miles.

should i have have challenged this large man?

just because he's got more money than you doesn't mean you should be afraid of him :confused:

# ? Sep 13, 2014 12:00

ulvir

a ritard posted:

dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her. there was no way i could have taken him and there weren't cops for miles.

should i have have challenged this large man?

ask yourself "What Would Breading Butter Do?"

# ? Sep 13, 2014 12:11

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Walk the other way and call the police.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 12:21

Pedantra: by Lowtax

shut the gently caress up drilld- er, i mean, yeah. that.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:51

hemale in pain

cross the street and continue on your way then post about it

# ? Sep 13, 2014 14:36

Machai

hmmmmmm, clearly you should spend a few days debating with yourself and posting on the internet for advice about what to do in regards to this stranger you will never see again and have no way to give the police enough of a description to identify him rather than doing something immediately.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 14:50

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i hit my fiancee this past monday.

a couple times.

in stride.

with a pass.

we're on a frisbee team together, you see.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:17

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

frisbee is no excuse for domestic violence

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:34

bwatts

it happened again

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:45

ron color

Nosfereefer posted:

frisbee is no excuse for domestic violence

au contraire

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:50

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

a ritard posted:

dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her. there was no way i could have taken him and there weren't cops for miles.

should i have have challenged this large man?

if only there had been some way to summon the police, perhaps a carrier pigeon or a telepathic wizard :shrug:

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:10

ulvir

Bureaus Watts posted:

it happened again

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:44

arghfist

true story I know a guy who ended up spending 6 months in the pokey for getting involved in a situation like that

# ? Sep 13, 2014 17:00

feld: Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

i saw this happen once but i was locked in bumper to bumper moving traffic. i tried yelling out the window. her friend appeared to be calling 911.

i'll never know what happened.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 17:05

vapoursquid: none other

Bureaus Watts posted:

it happened again

# ? Sep 13, 2014 17:06

the unabonger

Bureaus Watts posted:

it happened again

# ? Sep 13, 2014 17:24

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

arghfist posted:

true story I know a guy who ended up spending 6 months in the pokey for getting involved in a situation like that

getting locked inside a claymation horse seems cruel and unusual

# ? Sep 13, 2014 17:27

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

you should of spoke up and said womens rights are human rights or something like that

# ? Sep 13, 2014 19:18

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

things you can say to stop domestic violence:

"domestic violence is wrong"
"hey stop doing domestic violence shitlord"
"dude had 100 pounds on me, arguing with his gf as i passed and hit her. there was no way i could have taken him and there weren't cops for miles. should i have have challenged this large man?"

# ? Sep 13, 2014 19:21

Pinche Rudo

call the cops give them a description

or do like I did the last time I saw a guy hitting a woman and wait for the group of guys from the other side of the block to come over and we knocked him down and threatened to break his skull if he moved before the cops came

# ? Sep 13, 2014 19:24

WhenInRome

byob is the leading sa forum in people walking past abuse against women and then posting about it on the internet

# ? Sep 13, 2014 19:58

google THIS

BYOB is the neighborhood watch

we just watch and watch and watch

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:25

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

To be fair you dont know what or even why the domestic violence incident occurred. Stay out of it. Dont die over it. Dont be a hero, anon tip the pigs.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:33