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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Marching Powder posted:

i'd replace owns with unoffensive. destined to never be remembered by me at all. the most impressive thing about this fight is that polish dude can seriously take a punch

Tibau is no Newton.

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
So has this been one of "those" cards then? Or have there been some good fights?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

it became a gleison tibau fight

Some people like dependability.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LordPants posted:

So has this been one of "those" cards then? Or have there been some good fights?

some really cool poo poo has happened

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LordPants posted:

So has this been one of "those" cards then? Or have there been some good fights?

There have been two crummy fights in a row but otherwise lots of good poo poo.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
I am unreasonably excited for terrible HW fights.

e: hahahah that was so stupid

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Did he just call time in a full plum?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dangersim posted:

Did he just call time in a full plum?

yep. mario yamasaki

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

lol they are both totally gassed.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


MA-Horus posted:

lol they are both totally gassed.

Appears that Hallman bested the gatekeeper and weakly shambled through the gate.

e: woah. Didn't expect that.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Marching Powder posted:

win two rounds, gas, lose the third, win the fight. i am gleison tibau

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Wonky decision incoming, I can feel it.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
Tibau split. water wet.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Dangersim posted:

Wonky decision incoming, I can feel it.

All but one has been wacky.

Edit: two now

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

a brazilian won in brazil. a surprise.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Can't wait til he breaks all the UFC records.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
They should do one of those "signature moves" segments for tibau and the whole thing is just an over/under clinch.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Cain really hosed up JDS nose.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ82JLb84ms

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

Tibau is the Brooklyn Brawler of the UFC.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
"Bigfoot fights are always fun to watch, except for that time he fought Andrei Arlovski, hmmm let's do that one again" me, as Joe Silva

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
I am annoyed that this promo seems to be implying that Bigfoot beat Hunt.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bubba Smith posted:

"Bigfoot fights are always fun to watch, except for that time he fought Andrei Arlovski, hmmm let's do that one again" me, as Joe Silva

By this logic I can't wait for the Werdum rematch next year.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
what is it, fuckin' "walk out to Eminem" day?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

oilcheck my rear end posted:

I am annoyed that this promo seems to be implying that Bigfoot beat Hunt.

Just wait a week for the version that implies Hunt won.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Iron Man
Iron Man
Weighs as much as
Iron Man
Watch him strain
Watch him strive
How does he make
55
Look out!
They've scored it for Iron Man

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

fatherdog posted:

Iron Man
Iron Man
Weighs as much as
Iron Man
Watch him strain
Watch him strive
How does he make
55
Look out!
They've scored it for Iron Man

You worked on this for a minute, eh?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bubba Smith posted:

"Bigfoot fights are always fun to watch, except for that time he fought Andrei Arlovski, hmmm let's do that one again" me, as Joe Silva

i am inclined to trust joe silva absolutely after this year tbh

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
"Bigfoot Silva dancing is one of the best visuals in Mixed Martial Arts"-Jon Anik

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Mavis Beacon Boi posted:

You worked on this for a minute, eh?

I had to see if he won or not for the last line

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i am still mad that after hunt / silva and silva's consequent pop for steroids that he's still considered better than hunt according to the rankings. if that fight wasn't stopped to check bigfoot's cut in the 5th it was about to be stopped. i know i keep bringing this up. WAR ARLOVSKI *arlovski dies, predictably*

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Marching Powder posted:

i am inclined to trust joe silva absolutely after this year tbh

To be fair to Mr. Silva the first time they fought he had nothing to do with it, and Andrei has been knocked out a few times since then and Bigfoot was more tentative than usual after losing to Werdum, so I expect this one to be better. If it's the same then gently caress me for following this dumb sport

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Bigfoot needed that testosterone to live!
He no longer needs it because of reasons.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Why is firstrow being so sucky with anti-adblock all of a sudden

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Bigfoot needed that testosterone to live!
He no longer needs it because of reasons.

Maybe it's his never ending supply of growth hormones.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Okay, I now forgive this crowd for all the VAI A MORRER chants.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I believe in Andrei after his workout.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Ninja PD posted:

Why is firstrow being so sucky with anti-adblock all of a sudden

because they want people to get frustrated with the million ads and find some other site, to save on bandwidth.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Was he looking down on Silva? :stare:

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

DoombatINC posted:

Was he looking down on Silva? :stare:

It is easy to forget how big Arlovski is. Werdum is like that.

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