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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Mark Hunt vs Roy Nelson GDT
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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

THE BUTT MAN posted:

that fuckin ref ruined his epic walk off

you can still cut it right before that when he raised his arms up and it still works. he's already had a couple walk off KOs in UFC so he's good

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i love jesus so much right now

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

 I loving love Mark Hunt!

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Mark hunt is the loving one true god

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 thank you jesus, moving forward: my sponsors

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 i believe in god now

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woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

 hunt's striking looked really crisp and his head movement was also sweet. i thought he was getting tagged then i realized he was slipping them. yay

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

 "Who do you want to fight next"

"Any rematches in the top 10. My baby girls, I love them very much"

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 was that japanese woman crying?

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Marching Powder posted:

i love jesus so much right now
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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i believe in god now

same here OP

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I like how Mark Hunt thanked Jesus and looked around in the arena like he might see him in section 213

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
mark hunt's mma record is the best

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

 thank you jesus

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

-Atom- posted:

I like how Mark Hunt thanked Jesus and looked around in the arena like he might see him in section 213

Section 21:3

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I'm the Japanese woman in tears

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THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i believe in god now

same

1st AD posted:

I'm the Japanese woman in tears

also this

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
hey Dana White, make Hunt's Performance of the Night amount for his unpaid taxes

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Alistair Overeem isn't in the top 10 for a rematch :-(

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

MagicCube posted:

"Who do you want to fight next"

"Any rematches in the top 10. My baby girls, I love them very much"

Mark Hunt vs. his daughters sounds pretty brutal.

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THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
give Mark Hunt all of the money

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006
 and now the guy who was asking "Is Roy Nelson too stupid to go for a takedown and just sub Hunt" or whatever has his answer. It didnt work bitch

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
10/10 Card Mark Hunt Saves The Day Yet Again. Heroes Are Real.

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woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

manyak posted:

and now the guy who was asking "Is Roy Nelson too stupid to go for a takedown and just sub Hunt" or whatever has his answer. It didnt work bitch

he just stood up with 265 pounds on his back, it was awesome.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Mark Hunt v Josh Barnett.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

quote:

Sep 20 02:38:12 <christ> mark hunt will ko nelson 3:44 in the 2nd
Sep 20 02:38:18 <Atom> but that could just be because I'm bad at scoring fights
Sep 20 02:38:19 <christ> walk off ko, struve style
Sep 20 02:38:21 <goog> how is it that hunt was 19lbs over the limit a day before
Sep 20 02:38:23 <Buttectomy> you have gas for five rounds! *farts*
Sep 20 02:38:28 <goog> and still didnt look as fat as nelson



holy poo poo i am a prophet

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
mark hunt has never said or done anything that hasn't owned and he's punch crazy

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Giving Arlovski Mark Hunt as a reward for not dying is pretty cruel

Also no Barnett please.

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Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

 I felt everything all at once.

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Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
It has been a great 24 hours for face plants.

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Lid posted:

Mark Hunt v Josh Barnett.

this should absolutely happen

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Hahaha John Thomson is somehow ranked above Bobby Green despite losing decisively to him.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Mark Hunt rules

Roy Nelson drools.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

-Atom- posted:

this should absolutely happen

It shouldn't because it would prevent me from seeing Travis Browne vs Mark Hunt.

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TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
this cool BG music loop is pleasant to listen to and we'll never hear it again in lieu of the typical crunchy pubic fart pedal riffs

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 i just want to watch roy nelson faceplant forever

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vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Jesus really came up big for us tonight

Thanks Jesus

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Where's the picture of Mark Hunt as "Big Confused Man" My facebook page needs a Makeover

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Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
i genuinely can not put into words how much i love mark hunt. an entire ppv card could just be a mark hunt fight and i'd still pay for it

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MassRafTer posted:

Hahaha John Thomson is somehow ranked above Bobby Green despite losing decisively to him.

In the pound for pound rankings Renana Barao outranks TJ Dillashaw and Miesha Tate is #2 at womens bantamweight. Rankings mean everything and nothing.

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