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Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WInWAHW0wo

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
not dead. been caught up with other things. gonna try and get the next update up by tomorrow.

here is a preview, for anyone who is on the edge of their seats:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Another month to render the mustaches.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Blind Sally posted:

here is a preview, for anyone who is on the edge of their seats:



It's everything I dreamed it would be, and more. :allears:

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

pwnyXpress posted:

You have really over-committed yourself here.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Blind Sally how does it feel to realize you're just running a video-game themed MS Paint CYOA game from GBS?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Do you understand now why I ignored almost all audience input?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Blind Sally how does it feel to realize you're just running a video-game themed MS Paint CYOA game from GBS?

You say that like it's a bad thing :v:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bregor posted:

You say that like it's a bad thing :v:
It is a bad thing.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Do you understand now why I ignored almost all audience input?

you should update your lp

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

It is a bad thing.

Could you say it's something awful? :v:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nanomashoes posted:

you should update your lp
Sure thing, loyal fan! *deposits suggestion into shredder along with all of Blind Sally's fan mail and stalking letters*

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

FactsAreUseless posted:

It is a bad thing.

i will neither confirm nor deny this.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Regarding Richter's holy outburst, you decide this is the correct decision:

AJ_Impy posted:

Eat Richter's holy implements



Tasty.

Unfortunately, while your back was turned, Richter staked Magus through the heart, all whilst screaming "DRACULAAAAAA!! DRACULAAAAA!" CHCH made no attempt to stop this.

:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - Magus Theme :megadeath:



Before you can reproach Richter, he ascends to heaven and becomes Saint Belmont, having completed his holy charge.



Yay!

Unfortunately, with Magus dead, we have effectively sequence broken the game beyond repair, and are now locked out of 13 of the games endings. You see them flash before your eyes, visions of what could have been, but never will be:



Ah well, at least with Magus dead Lavos will not be created, right? Oh snap! It turns out Lavos was there the whole time and Magus only woke it up! PLOT TWIST!!!



Before being consumed by the giant porcupine monster, you are sucked up into a portal into an unknown time.



Well, actually, it's more like a land BEFORE time because there's dinosaurs and stuff. It's also a land before decent video game graphics.

:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - Prehistoric Battle :megadeath:



You and CHCH find yourself and a clearing surrounded by cliffs. There is a path out of here, but a bunch of dinosaurs block your way. What will you do!

Sally fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Mar 3, 2015

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Harvest some dino DNA from a nearby piece of amber, go to the present, and make our fortune building Jurassic Park.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Stand perfectly still, they won't be able to see you.

Mordecai
May 18, 2003

Known throughout the world! Chop people's head off to the ground! Angry eyes that frighten people! Dragon among humans, king of dragons... Manchurian Derp Deity, Ha Che'er.
At SL99 we can probably win this fight, but this might be a cutscene. Play it safe and use CHCH as a distraction for you to run away. We can replace her with a clone later. Speaking of clones, as Waffleman_ said, picking up some dinosaur eggs might be a wise investment of time.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Start waving a flashlight, maybe it'll scare them away!

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Dinosaurs are just unevolved birds. Eat them, they probably taste like chicken.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
>Call grue, the natural enemy of dinosaurs.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
TUROK

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
Tell CHCH: "How about we give human civilization a 65 million year head start.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Dinosaurs are birds. Birds belong in cages. Put the dinos in cages.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
Hide in a portaloo.

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Waffleman_ posted:

Harvest some dino DNA from a nearby piece of amber, go to the present, and make our fortune building Jurassic Park.

This, but no need for amber, just get it straight from the tap.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Raise technology here, so by the time Lavos wakes up, you've moved to Space.

Shei-kun
Dec 2, 2011

Screw you, physics!
Name a dinosaur GOKU and turn it into your trusty steed.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
dinos have tiny arms and tinier brains challenge them to the sport of kings chess boxing

Krad
Feb 4, 2008

Touche
Who's Richter? I believe you meant UKOG. <:mad:>

Tame them and become the king of all dinosaurs.

Deliciouscesium
Apr 10, 2012
We're in the time of dinosaurs. Let's track down and claim the Megazord and Dragonzord.

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Cathulhu posted:

Tell CHCH: "How about we give human civilization a 65 million year head start.

Kemix
Dec 1, 2013

Because change
EAT THE DINOSAURS. YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS!

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

C. Everett Koop posted:

dinos have tiny arms and tinier brains challenge them to the sport of kings chess boxing

Wait. But do we have the INT to win, or are we hoping to score a knockout?

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
Fart.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Cathulhu posted:

Tell CHCH: "How about we give human civilization a 65 million year head start.

Uh, yeah. CHCH glares at you.




You fart. CHCH glares at you again.



Things are looking dim, but before the dinosaurs can react, a person appears!!!



She defeats the dinosaurs in a cutscene using only her fists. She gives you her name and reveals herself to be the leader of a nearby village. She bids you join her for drink and revelry.



:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - Ayla's Theme :megadeath:

What is our response? And what shall we rename her?

Sally fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Mar 3, 2015

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
This part of the game is like disc two Xenosaga. :(


We shall call her CHCH, that furkini doesn't leave us with much of a choice.

As response we offer her CHCH's clothes.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Added in missing audio tracks. Can't forget about those.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Name her LNCH, then promptly forget she exists just like Akira Toriyama did.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

She's like TRKS except from the past, instead of the future, and a woman instead of a man, and our ancestor instead of our kid... so the opposite of all that.

SKRT

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
She has prepared a fine meal for us! That makes her a CHEF. Now dig in before the dinosaur meat goes cold.

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