October Army Thread: does ebola get you a purple heart?

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tyler: Jun 2, 2014

internet jerk posted:

zombie your avatar makes quotes a joy to view.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:34

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

zombie303 posted:

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:38

Patrocclesiastes: Apr 30, 2009

zombie303 posted:

Sorry, that was under "Common Misconceptions about Arabs!

quote:

US soldiers should limit physical contact to a handshake.

Edit: This may be useful

quote:

�I wish evil upon you� - Biting the right forefinger,
which has been placed sideways in the mouth, may
be a threat or an expression of regret. In Western
culture the "A-OK" sign is a positive gesture.
However in the Arab world, if the gesture is shaken
at another person it symbolizes the sign of the evil
eye. An Arab may use the sign in conjunction with
verbal curses.
�I wish you harm� -Hitting the right fist into the open
palm of the left hand indicates obscenity or
contempt.
�You�re lying� - Placing a half closed hand in front of
the stomach, and then turning it slightly connotes
that the person to whom the gesture is made is a liar.
�I insult you� - Placing the tips of the left fingers and
thumb together so that the hand faces right, then
placing the tip of the right forefinger directly on the
left fingertips indicates an obscenity or insult directed
at one�s birth or parentage.
�You are unimportant� - Showing soles while sitting is
considered rude. and symbolic of �you being
beneath my feet�. Sit instead with soles toward or on
ground to be polite. Also maintain eye contact; lack
of eye contact strongly conveys �you are
unimportant� as well.
Warning! Gestures indicating obscenities or insults
should not be used by non-Arabs. Arab gestures of this
type have varying degrees of intensity. Depending upon
the circumstances and country, incorrect usage could lead
to serious offenses and cause diplomatic incidents.

Patrocclesiastes fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Oct 8, 2014

# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:06

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

EDIT:

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Oct 8, 2014

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:28

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:33

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

owns

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:37

Zamboni Apocalypse: Dec 29, 2009

Deathy McDeath posted:

EDIT:

I wish the animated GIFs could start at random frames, just so they wouldn't be in sync.

Then tile the loving screen with 'em.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:19

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Deathy McDeath posted:

EDIT:

Now make them into a swastika

# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:43

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:31

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I can't do it

This is my crowning achievement.

I will never produce anything as grand

# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:32

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Deathy McDeath posted:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:42

Bloodborne: Sep 24, 2008

We've all witnessed something truly great here today.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 01:39

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Oct 9, 2014 02:26

calmasahinducow: Oct 31, 2004; i am a pirate of the high seas

shamelessly stolen from /r/army

# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:10

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

calmasahinducow posted:

shamelessly stolen from /r/army

I think I really need one of those.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:12

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

calmasahinducow posted:

shamelessly stolen from /r/army

Glue it onto a bong

# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:14

Nostalgia4ColdWar: May 7, 2007; Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

calmasahinducow posted:

shamelessly stolen from /r/army

Nice bottle opener.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:38

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

50 Foot Ant posted:

Nice bottle opener.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 04:57

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

calmasahinducow posted:

shamelessly stolen from /r/army

need to buy one ASAP

# ? Oct 9, 2014 05:20

iceslice: May 20, 2005

I wish I could take that picture and your quote and hold onto it forever. I'd hug it before I went to bed, and when I was having a bad day I'd pull it out and remember that life is just one huge joke. Then things would get better.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 06:05

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

iceslice posted:

I wish I could take that picture and your quote and hold onto it forever. I'd hug it before I went to bed, and when I was having a bad day I'd pull it out and remember that life is just one huge joke. Then things would get better.

u wot m8?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 06:07

Patrocclesiastes: Apr 30, 2009

I just want to make a final post thanking the US Army for helping me get full score on my exam on Arabian culture today. Thank you, Mission Accomplished.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 11:39

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

calmasahinducow posted:

shamelessly stolen from /r/army

not as fun as it sounds

# ? Oct 9, 2014 12:38

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Feedback on this please:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3670878

# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:49

Dream Weaver: Jan 23, 2007; Sweat Baby, sweat baby

Raise your hands if you have gotten at least ten messages from your command about ebola.
Okay keep them up if you think you will ever see someone with ebola as a Soldier.
Nobody? Okay good. Lets stop those emails then.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

i have ebola. carrier only though, i'm the typhoid mary of diseases that make you poo poo out your intestines.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 14:45

Bloodborne: Sep 24, 2008

How much for a vial of your blood. You know. No reason just curious.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I'll give it to you for free but you have to mouth siphon it like gas.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

From his cock.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:29

Bloodborne: Sep 24, 2008

You get off on some pretty specific poo poo.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 19:34

Oxygenpoisoning: Feb 21, 2006

I'd say that's a regular way to get off, maybe it's you that is the weird one...

# ? Oct 10, 2014 20:07

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Soldier! What the hell do you think you're doing - you think you're gonna get blood sucking like some limp dick quarterback's prom date?! Let me show you how it's done

TOD 1434
Cause: exsanguination

# ? Oct 10, 2014 21:59

GreenMeat: Sep 2, 2002; slow mutant

Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up.

Thanks, it's been a hoot.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:51

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

That's a good loving post.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:13

GreenMeat: Sep 2, 2002; slow mutant

not caring here posted:

That's a good loving post.

It's all erosion and entropy compared to the poo poo that you've been through.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:19

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

GreenMeat posted:

Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up.

Thanks, it's been a hoot.

drat son, made out like a bandit.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:29

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

GreenMeat posted:

Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up.

Thanks, it's been a hoot.

Congrats!! Staying on the island or coming back mainland?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 13:58

Defleshed: Nov 18, 2004; F is for... FREEDOM

GreenMeat posted:

Clearing papers in hand, final out 22 October, sign out on terminal on the 28th. Gross pension $4041/month plus whatever bone the VA throws me, which should be a loving Mastodon femur given all the poo poo in my med records. I may or may not have dodged any sort of retirement ceremony, but I sure ain't gonna bring it up.

Thanks, it's been a hoot.

Awesome man! Congrats!

In completely opposite news, I was selected for AGR. Which I am happy about because I am sick of looking for mobilizations every year.

I had to take a first assignment that is probably going to suck (USACAPOC) but after that it's smooth sailing!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:23

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I thought civil affairs was supposed to be less retarded than the rest of the army.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:44

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Defleshed: Nov 18, 2004; F is for... FREEDOM

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I thought civil affairs was supposed to be less retarded than the rest of the army.

I hope so! I just know that Fort Bragg has kind of a crappy reputation.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:52

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