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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Look it was a Hello Kitty back massager nothing to get all bent out of shape about.

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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

crazycarl posted:

Is it a sale if you don't sell it

It's all about growing the brand.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
GO AWAY JOHN THAT IS AMBROSE'S OPPONENT!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Dean Ambrose logic dictates two things: he must jump off of something, and he must do so onto as many people as possible.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Jump him Dean, jump Cena, do it, give in.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Striking Yak posted:

On Smackdown, Cena abandoned Ambrose to chase Seth Rollins. Just a preview for y'all.

You know if they'd just play up the fact that Cena is being self serving and leaving Ambrose to the wolves it could be a nice wrinkle in this setup, instead he's still just the golden boy who can do no wrong.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Then.

Now.



Forever.

I miss this era of King gaudiness. Affliction shirts are a much more boring type of gaudy.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Chokes McGee posted:

Dusts just murdered a Samoan man. Is that a hate crime? It seems like one.

Nah Stardust isn't even from Earth, our laws don't apply to him, he's like a Space Ambassador.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

StarkRavingMad posted:

I can only picture Vince in his ear yelling "NO! READ IT MORE DEADPAN! WOODEN! THINK WOODEN! PRETEND YOU ARE A SOULLESS ROBOT"

I want to have the earpiece for just one show, I want to hear the kind of stupid poo poo the announcers hear. It would probably drive me into the bottle, but I want to hear it.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
That spot had the power of THREE Bunnies!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Oh. Oh god. No.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Gonna watch the Seahawks beat Washington until this all blows over.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Is it over yet? Is it safe?

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Oh thank god, it's time to Bo-lieve!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Bent on Destuction...of breast cancer!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
That's what you get for not Bo-lieving, Mark. See the error of your ways!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Edwardian posted:

That chyron makes it look like Dean is glaring disgustedly at Cena.

Seems accurate.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Valeyard posted:

I wish I had the will to watch Smackdown

Just think of Raw and replace any instance of red with blue.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Valeyard posted:

That does not sound good :(

Achilles is right that it's more tightly focused, but they seem terrified of actually DOING anything on it anymore, so it's just more holding pattern stuff we see on Raw, just less of it.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
You must make John Cena pay, Dean. Make him pay.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Wait I sensed I am not donned in enough merch.

*puts on hat*

Much better.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Kill this man, Dean. Kill him quickly. Kill him hard.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
HAH

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Otto von Ruthless posted:

It might be too late to ride the cyclone

Just because there's no employees there doesn't mean much for Ambrose.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Skunkrocker posted:

"This is the Hoover Dam. ...goddamn. What would happen if I hocked a loogie off this? ...the gently caress you looking at? Screw it, I'm going to Vegas."

I'd like to think he never actually gets to any landmarks as he just ends up stopping at any bar he passes.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Yessssss

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Dean's mannerisms crack me the gently caress up.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
This is my fetish.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Edwardian posted:

Screw Dave Atell. I want "Up All Night With Dean Ambrose."

I'd watch the gently caress out of that. Dean Hanging out with garbage collectors. Dean hanging out with porn dubbers.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Good day, sir!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! drat I miss you so much.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Shine posted:

I missed the start of the show. Cena's gonna get beaten down by all three top heels with absolutely no gently caress finish stuff, right?

We can only hope. Maybe Ambrose will show up after Cena's been savaged. Maybe.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

waffle iron posted:

I'm hoping for Dean Ambrose from under the ring.

Ambrose just sitting with the fans in the crowd. He's confused as to how he got there after taking the subway too.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

NickRoweFillea posted:

I am literally Haitch. Greetings.

Hey Hunter you look good in a suit.





Well, see ya.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
I'd heard rumors that Rock was in NY tonight but gently caress yes!

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Digital Jedi posted:

God he is just jacked.

He's been talking about working out so much he pukes, and hitting the gym during a hurricane. Rock takes his workouts very seriously.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Dango Bango posted:

He's also doing all the HGH.

Well yeah that always helps.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Digital Jedi posted:

I want him to go with Ambrose and post pictures together.

Too much charisma for one camera to take.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Hey that's not what Smirnoff bottles are for!

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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
My name is HOV, H to the O-V

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