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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i predict at least one subtle jab at android, op

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Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
its been a long rear end time since they launched a monitor maybe its that, its just a monitor. the whole show

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

it's an entire keynote for an updated airport time capsule

they updated this last year

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
this show is for the left handed apple watch

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Guys I'm drinking a lot of coffee so I can have a massive poo poo. I have to prepare my anus for the new apple items that are coming out so I can shove them up my rear end as soon as Timb allows me to do so.

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Guys I'm drinking a lot of coffee so I can have a massive poo poo. I have to prepare my anus for the new apple items that are coming out so I can shove them up my rear end as soon as Timb allows me to do so.

same

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
sorry, there won't be a retina iMac released. they'll talk about the watch for a bit maybe release some specs then talk about the ipads and announce them and maybe one more thing a mac mini but I'm predicting a Pretty lackluster keynote today, boys

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Blackula69 posted:

they updated this last year

:thejoke: (it's too long/tall)

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

:thejoke: (it's too long/tall)

right

i put it behind my tv and literally never see it

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

i thought the keynote was meant to be now but nooope, daylight savings fucks me again!

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

gently caress this i'm just gonna sleep and let timb gently caress me while unconscious

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
Is creamnob around for this one or he get banned again?

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Scott Forstall posted:

Rainbow logo coming back and Garamond as the company font would own

the rainbow logo flashes subliminally a few times during this ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DHYe4dhjXw

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

the rainbow logo flashes subliminally

what does this even mean?

its in there or it's not

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

"subliminal messagaging" is crap, just put things on frame for one frame and if you dont see it, you dont see it.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

pagancow posted:

"subliminal messagaging" is crap, just put things on frame for one frame and if you dont see it, you dont see it.

there is a tiny observed effect for subliminal messaging but it's super subtle [can't be words, just colors or basic shapes] and last about 2 seconds

e: and the image persistence has to be way less than 1/24 or 1/30 of a second or else you're right people will notice

qirex fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Oct 16, 2014

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i'll be curious to see if this is when they announce the ipad maxi or the next ipad product launch

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Stymie posted:

i'll be curious to see if this is when they announce the ipad maxi or the next ipad product launch

they already leaked

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

pagancow posted:

what does this even mean?

its in there or it's not

it was a joke :geno:

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

graph posted:

they already leaked

i can't tell if this is a maxipad joke

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I've loaded safari and i'm naked from the waist down

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

Silver Alicorn posted:

I've loaded safari and i'm naked from the waist down

same but everyday

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i hope they release yosemite first thing on the show then i can download & install it on my superfast retina mbp and go back to they keynote just in time for the os 11 announcement

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Yosemite won't be released today

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
yeah that'd be p good tbh

i want to let an os install while i'm back to work and come back home to a new computer

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Yosemite won't be released today
one can hope

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Phoenixan posted:

one can hope
I mean, if you want to ignore apple's track record, sure

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

The last 3 OS X versions released a day after an earnings call. Their earnings call is next week and developers don't even have a final build yet

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

But sure lets cling to hope

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
im just sick of the betatesters having it and teasing me with it and i cant have it because my macbook is my temple and i wont install beta sotware on it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the broadcast is starting

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
im gonna contact apple public relations with some questions

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
what crap music is this play the u2

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

The last 3 OS X versions released a day after an earnings call. Their earnings call is next week and developers don't even have a final build yet

they're on the like 4th GM candidate though?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
also sorry guy i will NOT turn my cell phone on silent

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


newreply.php posted:

idk why youre all so sure about these retinal imacs. someone else already said that the price of a GPU that could do 3d graphics on that size is ~4 imacs + the bigger the display get the less useful high dpi is. what are you gonna do sit with your nose up to the screen so you cant see half of it? hah!

that was sagebrush soooooo

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Scott Forstall posted:

Rainbow logo coming back and Garamond as the company font would own

epic thissery

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


poty posted:

im just sick of the betatesters having it and teasing me with it and i cant have it because my macbook is my temple and i wont install beta sotware on it

epic thattery

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
retina displays aren't for making everything tiny.

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


when does this stupid thing for stupids start

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