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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I don't need help with sex, but I bet a lot of you guys do. Help each other "turn up the heat" with some "spicy" bedroom tips!

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
poison condom roulette

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Add a touch of cayenne to the chloroform rag.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
blindfolded schrodingers incest

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lube-superglue mixture science discovery

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Try involving animals in your copulation activities to make things more interesting

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
mutually exclusive hate masturbation

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
post-sex genital rugburn euphoria

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the italian chandelier

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
batman and robin anal honeymoon play

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Scorpion venom injected into the muscles surrounding the prostate.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ouiji induced possession threeway

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Google "the texas Ranch hand"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
contract ebola then deliver the infection via bodily fluids in a sexy way, op

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Remove all the oxygen from the bedroom.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
double-hog-tied insertion strike force

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
sprinkle cayenne pepper on her cooch

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
back to the future rape play roundabout
she plays lauraine you play marty
then you play george she plays biff
finally you play lauraine she plays george

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a second position

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
bedroom slip and slide twister monopoly

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

a second position

Too kinky for me :O

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
my suggestion: spices

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
throw a bag of brown recluse spiders at a ceiling fan

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Use a silk scarf to lightly tie your partner's hands together and another silk scarf to lightly tie around her head as a blindfold (be gentle & not too tight), lower your voice a little bit when you talk to her so she can pretend you're her dad.

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene

PlantRobot posted:

throw a bag of brown recluse spiders at a ceiling fan

then you'll just be another goon living in some hosed up Arachnophobia-style fever dream turned reality like that guy who posted on old GBS with the apartment


better to go with jumping spiders or something because they're exciting AND cute which might inspire some kind of breeding response??

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
bring a lot of props. become known as tghe "carrot-top" of sex

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

Use icyhot as lube.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Butt chug a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Shake up a Pepsi can then put it in her vagina

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Try a little role reversal.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

The cotton ball trick

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene

RedLobster posted:

Try a little role reversal.

so the bull rawdogs me while she watches instead??

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

RedLobster posted:

Try a little role reversal.

Have her peg you and keep asking "is it in yet?"

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Yes

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
raunchy lingerie, maybe a see-through nightie?

actually no wait that's probabbly way too risqué forget I wrote anything

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

rub cumin seed and turmeric all over your balls

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
do it in the butts

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
my depravity knows no bounds


I make myself sick

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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put ur tongues in eachothers butts

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deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

my depravity knows no bounds


I make myself sick

bring that sick energy back to the bedroom and watch things explode

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