bitcoin: a sisyphean nightmare, forever trapped in an endless wall of sperg

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Subjunctive posted:

this is what your life has become

i am so ashamed

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:32

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# ? May 21, 2024 15:15

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Subjunctive posted:

this is what your life has become

glass houses within glass houses

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:37

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

I'm thankful everyday for greenpos' awful colours chasing away easily annoyed care havers

tori is still here though...is there a way to make it more awful?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:46

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

fuctifino posted:

that talk about the other bruce (wagner) yesterday made me watch a few vids of him for old times sakes

his studio complex that he had for those few months he was pumping the scam was way over the top

he did a tour video that only has 221 views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YharmhPPbHE

e: holy lol... his website redirects to his forum http://bw.gl/forum/

[tumbleweed.gif]

The Sexbot Revolution

#58 by brucewagner Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:52 am
Amazing video...

SEXBOTS AND DIGITAL SURROGATES (DIRROGATES)

from http://www.seriouswonder.com/sexbots-et ... anshumans/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7TTubkvGu8[/youtube]

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:47

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

was somehow hoping it would be this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnzCzV9Dnvs

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:50

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Nagato posted:

was somehow hoping it would be this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnzCzV9Dnvs

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:52

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Nagato posted:

was somehow hoping it would be this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnzCzV9Dnvs

was hoping it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahtzQtd_JiM

that's where this gif comes from.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:03

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

someone turn one of these into a sexbot

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:07

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

fermun posted:

was hoping it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahtzQtd_JiM

that's where this gif comes from.

if you want a picture of the future, just imagine a bot loving a human face forever

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:13

SYSV Fanfic: Sep 9, 2003; by Pragmatica

AlbieQuirky posted:

if you want a picture of the future, just imagine a bot loving a human face forever

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:15

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

AlbieQuirky posted:

if you want a picture of the future, just imagine a bot loving a human face forever

code:

.
                          __   
   I LIKE LINUX AND     .'  `. 
  GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a  |
 THE BALLS AND FACE     \<_)__/
                        /(   )\
                       |\`> < /\
                       \_|=='|_/

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:17

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

the internet of things you can put your dick in

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:29

Dessert Rose: May 17, 2004; awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

Heresiarch posted:

the internet of things you can put your dick in

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:31

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Heresiarch posted:

the internet of things you can put your dick in

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:34

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Heresiarch posted:

the internet of things you can put your dick in

http://www.clickhole.com/video/look...source=facebook

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:37

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Heresiarch posted:

the internet of things you can put your dick in

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:40

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

where the gently caress are you people finding this poo poo :stonk:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:43

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Alan Smithee posted:

glass houses within glass houses

let's bowl

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:44

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

where the gently caress are you people finding this poo poo

the attic, mostly

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:48

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

where the gently caress are you people finding this poo poo

the weird mouth thing is a prototype for synthesizing voice using a human-like vocal structure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuqV1EaM8TE

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:56

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Nagato posted:

http://www.clickhole.com/video/look...source=facebook

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:59

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

does anyone have a link to the bit-to-butt extension that dude just made, i turned it off in chrome for a minute and it won't turn back on now

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:59

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

code:

Vulnerability Summary for CVE-2032-1102

Original release date: 07/01/2032

Last revised: 07/01/2032

Source: US-CERT/FDA

Overview:
Use-after-free vulnerability in QuickGenitals Open Firmware versions 2.01.2a and higher allow for remote
denial of service attacks on all compatible hardware and remote arbitrary code execution on specific models.

A modified HNDJ server or QG-compatible jerkphone can deliver specially-crafted commands that can
override normal QGOF controls and shut down the connected hardware completely, requiring a cold restart.
Some models can have their speed and duration settings modified, and in one documented case the safety
interlocks were disabled entirely leading to physical injury.

This vulnerability is being actively exploited. Users of QGOF-compatible devices are strongly encouraged to
either avoid using their equipment until an update is available is available for their device, or to connect
only to trusted HNDJ servers and end-users.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:00

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

also in case you missed it this is genuinely funny

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:13

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Heresiarch posted:

also in case you missed it this is genuinely funny

someone should send me free sex toys to review for the sa front page

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:23

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Improbable Lobster posted:

someone should send me free sex toys to review for the sa front page

but only weird and awkward ones that are dumb

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:23

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

quote:

Vibrators were one day as loud and huge as refrigerators.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:26

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Heresiarch posted:

also in case you missed it this is genuinely funny

Until he found his calling designing robotic vaginas

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:27

Robawesome: Jul 22, 2005

woops

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:49

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Robawesome posted:

woops

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:50

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

Heresiarch posted:

also in case you missed it this is genuinely funny

i have never wanted to click an article so much and yet so little

e:

vOv fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Feb 16, 2015

# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:52

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Improbable Lobster posted:

the good ones still are

# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:09

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

vOv posted:

i have never wanted to click an article so much and yet so little

e:

i like how it was the second most popular article after the dick suckin machine one

but then again im now on a wikipedia binge because of an article in that section about bessel waves

# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:05

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Robawesome posted:

woops

in english?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:14

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

someone turn one of these into a sexbot

"I call him Fister Roboto"

# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:31

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Heresiarch posted:

also in case you missed it this is genuinely funny

quote:

It was� not hot. Not at all. I tried to enjoy it, but the sound of old fashioned windshield wipers and my first person view of a kind of small R2D2 over the lower half of my body only caused a sad smile and introspection about what I was doing with my life, not excitement.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:42

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Literally The Worst posted:

in english?

they're either too cheap to spring for an ssl cert or too dumb to configure it. either way these are definitely people who understand crypto, but with bitcoins

# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:43

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

over the weekend I went to a cool techno art presentation and the last presenter was discussing a digital frame for art and it was neat but one of the selling points was that you could sell art on my the blockchain and that somehow famous people could prove they owned art previously and thus make it more expensive

# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:36

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

ahmeni posted:

over the weekend I went to a cool techno art presentation

let me stop you there

# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:46

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# ? May 21, 2024 15:15

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Salvor_Hardin posted:

"I call him Fister Roboto"

# ? Feb 16, 2015 09:14

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