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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Leia hits herself in the head with her own staff.
Hmm, Leia truly handles her staff well,

Uh, sure, whatever you say.


: Then I shall make the call.
We will continue to eat the provisions until two months past the expiration date!

Just the kind of thinking I'd expect from someone who believes that willpower can overcome a bomb strapped to their own leg.

***

I get the impression that the Deputy Chief of Staff doesn't care if his own troops also get turned into Lance Chow (With real Soldier flavour!)


That series of battles was an interesting idea, but I think it goes on a little too long. I also would have figured that since we'd usually only fought the Chimeriad bosses on their own that a fight against three at once would have been harder.

Also, I have been waiting for that skit to show up for ages:

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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WHAT THE gently caress

NO SERIOUSLY

The entire plot just completely changed to something totally different

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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ddegenha posted:

"Okay, after exhaustive research in Milla's porn stash library I think I've got a handle on this. Heh. Handle. Good thing I've got strong wrists from being a martial artist. Leia, pretty sure you can't teach me about Bazongas. Tatas, maybe, but not Bazongas. And that's now. Back when I was helping out at the clinic and getting ready for medical school you could have given lessons in mosquito bites, if that. Pretty sure I wasn't missing much.

Do you WANT to get hit with the big stick again?

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Feinne posted:

Oh yeah so my work situation is finally cooled down a bit and I'm recording Milla exclusive stuff again, I've got a bit to catch up on but we'll have the two Xian Du scenes in a bit.

Like a literal bit, they're in progress now then I'll upload and have them here. I've also gone and actually listed what else I'm missing, it's not as much as I thought. I'm going to try and find time to just catch up, and thankfully I don't have to actually be recording that often which my hard drive will be happy about.

EDIT:

Rocks Fell Nobody Died

No poo poo You're A Traitor Alvin

Processing might not be done when you click these as they're hot off the presses. I'm also pretty close to being able to get that scene in Nia Khera that was in spoilers I think, unless I missed something somewhere since it's technically a sub quest.


Ha ha, wow, so Alvin is from the other world? I guess that makes some sense since he worked for Exodus.

OH! That "other world" thing might be the reason why Alvin has to rely on Exodus for his mother's medicine - it came/comes from the other world and can't be found on this one.


I'm also working on 2-3 new fake forum posts but it might be a couple more days before they're done.

Stabbey_the_Clown fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Dec 14, 2015

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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I really liked Milla calling Gaius out on the fatal flaw in his plan (even if he is a perfectly benevolent overlord, taking all the weapons for yourself is not going to stop future generations from being dicks), because I was thinking the same thing even before she said it. Well done there.


Sometimes a dictator needs a little reminder of his own mortality. Sometimes I am a very silly person.




Ivar is... wow, amazing.



I seriously had no idea that the alternate world thing was going to happen at all. It seems like Milla has a lot of explaining to do, because she knows what the gently caress is going on and neglected to tell anyone else.


Um, Alvin? I know you're new to this whole "teamwork" thing, but... (In the video, after Gilland says to take Milla alive, Alvin aims his gun at her.)

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Clarste posted:

You are neglecting the obvious fact that Alvin is betraying Gilland too.

No, I totally got that. That was the point. Alvin is "helping out" Team Milla by doing the opposite of what Gilland wants. Since in this case, Gilland wants Milla alive...

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Clarste posted:

But he never stopped betraying Milla either...

Amazingly, I figured that out on my own as well. Do you have a hard time understanding jokes or something?

Stabbey_the_Clown fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Dec 17, 2015

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Clarste posted:

I just don't see what's funny about him wanting to shoot Milla in this context (other than the inherent humor in betraying everyone constantly).

Since being outed as am agent of Exodus, Alvin has supposedly been :airquote: "on our side", being a good teammate. Even his behavior in Gaius's throne room gets brushed off as him playing along and leading the Chimeriad onto a wild goose chase. I thought it was hilarious of Alvin to try and blatantly shoot Milla in front of everyone. Obviously, since Gilland is The Bad Guy, and since Alvin is doing the opposite of what Gilland wants, then he must still be :airquote: "on our side". So he is explaining why is he still "on our side" even as he tries to kill Milla.

Congratulations, the joke has now been explained.

Stabbey_the_Clown fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Dec 18, 2015

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Omobono posted:

Like :moreevil:, just with betrayal intstead.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Thanks, Japan for keepin' it weird.




No seriously why would you trust that strange blue lady.




Japan, etc.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Hmmm... so something is strange with Milla, is there?

Speculation: When Maxwell created the schism, splitting Rieze Maxia off, it also split Maxwell - there's a part outside the schism and a part inside the schism. Milla is the inside part, and Muzet might be another part of Maxwell.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Maybe we can lose Muzet somewhere. And also Teepo, and Elize, and Alvin... and Jude too. Gee, there's a lot of characters I don't really like in this game.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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RareAcumen posted:

Just mute everyone. Make em all draw or use shadow puppets to communicate.

You could probably carve a replica Jude out of wood who would be indistinguishable from the flesh-Jude.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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wdarkk posted:

That's not very nice.

You're right.



It's an unfair insult to wood.

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  • I'm getting pretty sick and tired of Milla's non-explanations which have to be dragged out of her with wild horses. I'm very tired of the "I have a big secret... which I will not tell you right now" bit.
  • I think Agria must have some kind of muscle disorder.
  • Why would anyone put Ivar in charge of anything, much less steering the ship. Why
  • Muzet can suddenly levitate and crush multiple battleships with just a little link with Jude? I know he doesn't use his head for much but that's still highly unlikely. Hello final boss Muzet?
  • Ah ha ha Gaius's group used Ivar as a distraction to get caught so they could go do other things.
  • You don't often see a boss who uses a double-barreled shotgun. That's pretty cool.
  • Oh look, Muzet betrayed the party and tried to kill them all with her super-arte. Gee if only someone had seen that coming. Oh wait, it was me.
  • I guess that was the end of Disc 2, then? I guess the good news is that Ivar is dead because he was in a cell on the ship.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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SweaterGear posted:

Gilland's voiced by Liam O'Brien, right? His delivery on "That wasn't me!" was really well done, so much so it actually shocked me.

He kinda has a point, too. He really can't be blamed for the energy choices of a civilization which were made 2000 years before he was born.

On another note, if the Rieze Maxia people have "mana lobes" and the other guys do not, it seems to me like they are two different species regardless of how alike they look. Plus if they have no mana lobes for peaceful symbiosis with spirits, that probably also contributed to the spyrix stuff.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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KieranWalker posted:

That gets expounded upon later, Stabbey, though I don't recall if it's in Xillia or Xillia 2. It's not really a plot-important thing, just a little piece of one-off world building conversation, but I'll shove it in a spoiler tag just in case.

Elympions do have mana lobes, but they're vestigial. Since the people of Elympios haven't relied on them for 2,000 years, they've gone into evolutionary atrophy. Sort of like the appendix, except Elympions know what the original purpose of the mana lobe actually was.

I wasn't trying to say that Elympions and Maxians are completely unrelated, but I can see how I could have been interpreted like that, so that's my fault.

A functional versus non-functional organ still seems like a marker of a different species. That and 2000 years separation might be enough. Geographical isolation is a big factor in the creation of offshoot species.

During WW2, the bombings of London, people used to use the subway/tube system for shelter. Mosquitos followed the humans down there, and even after the war ended, a population of mosquitos remained below. Today, mosquitos from the surface and mosquitos from the tube system can almost never reproduce together. It can still happen on rare occasions, but after such a short timespan, they're basically different species. Of course, mosquito generations are much faster than human generations, but still.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Feinne posted:

I might have those Kanbalar Milla scenes up in the next couple of days, been traveling so much for work recently that recording on any reliable schedule is tricky.

There's an extra scene or so on Milla's side that isn't on Jude's before NG+ starts but after the Zenethra but that'll wait for a bit later in the plot.

But yeah otherwise I'm almost done, Milla's game just is shorter

Well no poo poo, since she's dead now

Stabbey_the_Clown fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Mar 7, 2016

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Whoops, I have been forgetting to reply to a couple of these updates. I've been reading them, just forgetting to reply. I've been pretty busy lately.

wdarkk posted:

CH26: Was She Carrying Our Budget?

  • Jude's a dick and Leia is a doormat. Why should she prepare more food for him right after he deliberately threw the last batch on the floor in a snit.
  • Seriously, just leave his whiny rear end behind to die, Leia. He's clearly not as into you as you are into him.
  • There really should have been a solo Leia vs. Alvin battle there. Heck, you could even have worked that in to a later fight with Jude by having Alvin's health be half of what it was in the solo battle with Jude.
  • I really don't understand all the Muzet stuff in that update. It's very unclear if that was really happening or all in Jude's head through some telepathic communication.
  • Jude expected Leia to know about that even though she wasn't in that cutscene, so I guess it was real life? And if it really happened how did Jude get away given that Muzet's clear goal is to MURDER EVERYONE. Just sloppy.
  • Also Alvin you can't say that you didn't mean to shoot Leia when you were literally shooting at her less than five minutes ago. She was lying on the wooden catwalk and you shot right at her (and missed, but not for lack of trying).


wdarkk posted:

CH27: She was Never a Person

  • Maybe using the black hole weapon on the ship Jude is on would be a better idea than walking up and letting them beat on you, Muzet. Just a thought.
  • Yes, Wingul, the incompetent guards of the exact same type you've seen the party defeat while sleeping time and time again will certainly be enough to stop the party from following you.


wdarkk posted:

CH28: The Tragedy of Bad Scaling, and that Other Thing

  • When did Ivar become a non-joke boss. And how come he gets a mystic arte when Gilland does not.
  • "It's starting to rain, do you want to keep going on your QUEST TO SAVE THE WORLD, or just give up?" - Uh, what the hell, Leia? That's a pathetic reason to stop. Your entire party SWAM ACROSS THE OCEAN after your ship was eaten by a black hole. I think you're waterproof.
  • That fireball to Alvin's face was less satisfying than it should have been.
  • I think the game cheated with Presa and Agria. The game wanted them to die, but didn't want their blood clearly on the hands of the party, like it would be if they killed them in battle. OOPS CONVENIENT ROCKSLIDE
  • ah ha ha Rowan just agreed that Leia is ONLY good at futile optimism. I guess he believes she sucks at everything else.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Bufuman posted:

  • Leia's not the type to abandon someone because of a hosed-up mental state, even ignoring the fact that she's pretty much hopelessly in love with him. (Honestly, JudeXLeia would've been a much better relationship than the imaginary one that the game runs as canon, if only Jude wasn't completely obsessed with Milla).
  • See above

Oh sure, I know. I'm saying that I didn't care for Jude's attitude at that point.

quote:

[*]The Leia vs. Alvin idea might've worked, but then they'd have to work out how the rest of the scene would be changed depending on who won or lost, which is complicated enough with having to do the same for the Jude vs. Alvin duel. Again, game was rushed so time was probably a factor.

Maybe. Could have just had little change between outcomes. Mostly, I just think that it would have been cool to have Leia fight a solo battle there because at that point, Jude was still in his "oh woe is me, I'll just go and eat some worms yum yum" funk.

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  • The Muzet scenes were clearly some sort of flashback because it was quicker and easier than making full scenes of Muzet's atrocities. Again, time.
  • Muzet clearly isn't mentally balanced at this point. She probably let Jude go for the moment for shits and giggles.
  • Like Muzet, Alvin clearly isn't in the best state of mind right now. Remember, he tried to pull the trigger on Jude at point blank range and hesitated for a good while. Part of him clearly didn't want to hurt either of them. It's theorized that he subconsciously meant to fire a near miss and hit Leia by complete accident (perhaps he wanted to scare them off and tell Muzet they got away?), hence his horrified expression immediately after shooting her.

I'm still going to chalk that up to rushing the last part of the story out.


quote:

[*]I don't see this line in the update, was it in the video? It's been a couple years since I actually played Xillia. That said, mountain-climbing in the rain sounds like a recipe for slippery rocks making you fall and crack your head on something.

It was in the dungeon video. I'm just saying that I thought it was funny that they're on this big important mission and Leia's acting like they were planning on a picnic and bad weather is enough to turn around and do it later.

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[*]Burning Alvin's face for laughs probably would've been kind of a mood-killer. This was clearly Drama Time.

No, I mean I don't like Alvin and that wasn't all that satisfying.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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So, what, exactly is Jude's "plan" for saving Elympios? Is it just going there and saying "Hey guys, just... just cut it out!" and then they're supposed to say "Oh. Okay." And if Rowan understands what the plan is, could be perhaps fill in the player at some point before the credits roll?'

I don't know what's going on. It's supposed to seem awesome, but it's really just confusing.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Milla and company spent about half the game raging against the evils of spyrix and how it must be destroyed. Then she talks to three people on Elympios (two of which are optional) and changes her mind within five minutes.

Nice reveal that Jude's father is from Elympios, though. It explains how he knows Alvin. Jude inheriting half his genes from someone with a shrivelled brain part explains Jude, too. Too bad that we aren't actually going to explore this new interesting world with the little time remaining before the budget ran out.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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poo poo I've been meaning to do a post about the update. But I keep forgetting. I should do that. It'll take me a couple minutes though.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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quote:

: Where'd you go?
: I found another breach like the one we came through.
: Don't tell me you went in it?
: I did. It leads to Rieze Maxia, so that's the wrong way.

Or in an alternate reality: Whoops Leia went exploring and accidentally went into the final boss portal, then was horribly mangled.


quote:

: We were worlds apart in both age and class, but we had pledged our futures to each other.
Nachtigal was the only one who approved of our union.
But that's an old story, and one perhaps best forgotten.

I agree. Because it sounds like she was at least 20 years younger than you, Rowan.








: And it looks like I can see again.
: I can tell because my arms and legs are moving again, and also light is hitting my retinas, allowing me to discern shapes and movement.

Seriously, don't just lie there like a lump Dr. Mathis. Could you not at least go for help? And don't say "the mine is full of monsters" because step 1 of deciding if the mine should be re-opened should be to get rid of all the monsters so people can look around the mine in peace.


: Dear Al, I never expected that you would return to me.
As someone who has endured betrayal her whole life, to have my expectations betrayed so sweetly was, for once, a great kindness.
But if you're reading this letter now...
It means that in choosing to live my life as Presa, I have chosen to betray you. I am truly sorry.
: P.S. I'm also really sorry about my outfit.

***

Wait, they just heard from a climatologist that altering Spirit Climes could be dangerous, so... they decide to alter one for some mild convenience? And to do that they need to get into the fort so they can get boosters so they can kill the golems... so they can get into the fort? ... what.

They had to kill the golems to get into the fort. But to do that, they first had to get into the fort. ... I think they're not noticing that step 2 could he skipped...

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Glazius posted:

So their evil plan was to sit still and mention there were like thirty lost things and assume the heroes would just find them and bring them there.

What a masterwork of diabolical insight.

It's a long-term plan, really. Or maybe they're just immortal and really lazy.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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Those are ridiculously long fights, and I'm speaking as someone whose latest LP's final boss took 40 minutes.

Stabbey_the_Clown
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I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that an update is coming really soon.

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

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SweaterGear posted:

So, Leia gives up on a career to become a housewife? That feels kinda bad, unless it's supposed to show she won't follow after Jude all the time.

Regardless, thanks for the LP!

Yeah, that kinda struck me as odd too. She apparently had absolutely no motivations other than Jude? So she decided to become a waitress and clearly sucks at that too. The game really repeatedly kept trying to emphasize "Leia sucks and is worthless", which seems like an odd message to be sending about one of its protagonists.

Thanks for the LP wdarkk. I think I'll work on a couple fake forum posts though because I've got some ideas from the last couple updates.

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