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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

evobatman posted:

Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing?

Young chicks, AND hot? haha weird business model, but ok

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

evobatman posted:

Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing?

Wait here we go, I found the good stuff boys :mrgw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMEBFhVMZpU

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Centripetal Horse posted:

I think Oompa-loompas are human.

Haha

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
A story that's basically "A duck was around" on what appears to be the front page of a newspaper. I feel like you would die of boredom even accidentally passing over whatever town that is in an airplane

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

duckmaster posted:

I lived and worked in Jersey (the original one), which is an island in the Channel Islands between England and France for about six months.

At 6.30pm on BBC1 each region in the UK has it's own local news show. Each region has a population of about 5-7million so there's always some half-decent news about; but the Channel Islands has a population of about 50,000. In Jersey people who have vegetable plots put a couple of shelves up at the end of their driveway and put their spare produce on them with an honesty box and a simple price list - "each item 50p" or whatever. People pull up their car and grab some carrots or whatever and leave a couple of pounds.

Their main story one night was about someone stealing one guys vegetables. Not the money, not trashing the shelves, just stealing a few cauliflowers.

This was followed by a lengthy debate about whether the BBC Weather map should have a new rain/cloud/sun icon over the Channel Islands to "encourage tourism" (with several people against because it'll be "a bit close to France") followed by a quick round up of who had been barred from the local pubs and wasn't to be served alcohol until next Tuesday.

Mental.

Your name is duckmaster, there's a duck joke under your name that is entirely about ducks, and you responded to my duck post that was about an article about a duck. What is going on with you

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Clowns worked differently in the 1800s I see

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

Sara -> Sa ra

Sarah -> Sair rah

Weirdos

Well what the hell do you do if you want to call someone sirrah??

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

Tell them to change their name.

Very oppressive country

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

congrats

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Zombie Boat posted:

I watched this and loved it and then a suggested video is him on the street. "I will physically execute all Americans."

Well yeah would you expect a guy named Vermin Supreme to NOT do that?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Air India's happy meal prizes are sweet

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Good dog

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

"Uh, uh, I wasn't flipping the bird, I was... clawing at my face like a maniac!! Phew"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

aequorea posted:

Woman gives birth, fights off bees, starts wildfire in Northern California

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-woman-lost-forest-20150630-story.html

Remind me not to piss off whatever insane forest god this woman obviously insulted

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wow, the NYP genuinely made a rape joke their cover. Ok then

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Oh cool yet another animal has achieved my dream and I'm just drinking whiskey in my boxers at 330am waiting for death

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Frostwerks posted:

Maybe a raccoon dreams of having your life did you ever think of that.

no, because i'm selfish and an IDIOT

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

replace boxers with nothing

I have my A game

Haha so uh... anyone else got a semi goin? not gay, just seems natural to be hard at the moment

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

For someone not well versed in how courts work, why would a judge advise someone not to incriminate themselves? Isn't that what the defense attorney is for? I mean he's representing himself but is it common for a judge to offer advice like that?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I respect this woman and her incredible liver

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

apparently when he pitches right handed it makes his face inflate like a howler monkey

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Postal Parcel posted:

Why don't you tell us about 'ow 'ard it is to pronounce the letter 'H'?
You came first and you still can't speak it right. drat immigrants

I think you mean the letter Haitch?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I was dead certain this was going to be a clickhole article

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tony Phillips posted:

???

Your son?
Your nephew?

For the longest time after my sister got married I would try to discribe her husband as "my sisters boyfriend" and "my brother in law" and half the time I would just end up calling him my boyfriend

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Haha what the gently caress. This is like Boys don't Cry except with a ton more plot holes

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mulva posted:

Except it's nothing like that because this involved two women, not a man and woman.

There's a scene where the dude uses a dildo and the girl somehow has no idea it's not a real dick, you're reaching.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm glad to see SA is still discussing whether humans could beat an animal in a fight in 2015, I was worried mid-2000s GBS had that market cornered

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Frostwerks posted:

Mike Tyson wearing a suit of kittens vs koko the gorilla.

if it helps pretty much any of the great ape sign language projects are viewed extremely skeptically and a lot of them that have been repeated as fact are pretty retarded if you attempt to take them at face value

At most Gorillas and Chimps have been definitively shown to be able to communicate specific objects and actions but not put them together in a functional way, kind of like how dogs can recognize the same

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 11:00 on Sep 16, 2015

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Throw both of them in UCB'S Bucket of Truth and you have a Dennys breakfast

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

CJacobs posted:

Before I read the article I was like, "Well I guess at least they weren't hostile, it could have been worse, yeah they broke in and the resident wasn't home but that doesn't seem all THAT bad all things considered"

But then I read


and yeah ok nevermind that's fuckin' weird

I dunno dude honestly sounds more relaxed than I've ever been in my life

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
American TP is basically just long pillows for your butthole so I can see being homesick for it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

How do you fail so badly at murdering puppies?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This is the best news article that was ever printed

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Nice heritage, Denmark

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

bamhand posted:

Connell's law firm says her nephew's parents' insurance company offered her $1 and she had no choice but to sue to pay medical bills. They say she was never looking for money from him.

Peter Kochenburger (KAHCH'-ehn-bur-gur) is an insurance law specialist at the University of Connecticut School of Law. He says state law typically requires those claiming injury to sue the individual responsible.

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/attorneys-law-forced-woman-sue-nephew-medical-bills-34471132

Yeah this one was really annoying cause most of the original news articles make her out to be some sort of evil child hating witch who just wants money when in reality she's on good terms with the kid and her family still and it was a legal necessity for her to name him in order to try to cover her bills. And yet she still didn't get it and now she's known nationwide as a bitch because the media decided it was an easy story to distort for clicks.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

drgnwr1 posted:

I'm more in disbelief that it was printed in a paper.

I kind of doubt it was unless it's like an onion rip-off since it's obviously written in the same style

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Well I mean, we can't see the crotch from that angle

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

One of Disney's less successful screenplays

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

kalstrams posted:

Must be why you didn't capitalise surname too. :tipshat:

TWD is a Bad Poster don't bother engaging

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

This is incredible. I had no idea some people cared so much about Cranky Kong.

Those types of nerds don't actually care about the things they argue about they just care about being kind shitlord of geek mountain when it comes to arguments about inconsequential bullshit

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