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El Estrago Bonito posted:One thing you learn going to security conferences is that Feds are absolutely in love with the idea of joking about secret agent stuff. If you ever want a laugh go look at all the mission patches for really nerdy military, NSA and fed projects. This is absolutely true.
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I had no idea that people from other countries threw and extra "i" into Aluminum. Aluminium. Sounds weird as gently caress.
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Mike Tyson could get ten free hits with a Louisville Slugger and the gorilla would paste him in one hit. A gorilla is hundreds of pounds of incredibly strong simian rage. ITS A GODDAMN GORILLA YOU IDIOTS.
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That's a goodass dog.
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Jan 9, 2016 16:38
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Daniel Radcliffe wore the same outfit every day he performed a stage play for several months in order to dick over paparazzi. He's pretty awesome.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:17
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I love how back in olden times, they though something could frighten you unexpectedly and you'd be driven irrevocably mad on the spot.
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mcustic posted:So much harder for the cops to grapple with him. Makes sense IMO You should watch the movie Bronson, starring Tom Harder. It's a really drat good movie, about a real life prolific criminal. Butter may be involved e:and that other guy beat me. Oh well. See Bronson, everyone!
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Wheat Loaf posted:Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda: forced their anaconda like whoppers into his bum
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Aug 10, 2016 08:23
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Wheat Loaf posted:How else were they going to download their sperms in his butt? They need to etch this article into a sheet of pure platinum, outfit it with a radio beacon, and launch it towards the nearest galactic cluster.
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The MSJ posted:This is from last year: 'I could have died': Asda shelf-stacker, 18, tells how she was bottled by Countdown champion who travelled 500 miles to Scotland to attack her after she gave his book a bad review online This looks delicious but I heard that the durian is supposed to be some demon fruit that's akin to that white/blue dress meme: delicious to some and tasting like death's own colon to others.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:12
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Baron Corbyn posted:Hilary Clinton sends Pamela Anderson to murder Julian Assange with vegan sandwich. This is delightful in the weirdest way. Those loving idiots on twitter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcderLXiwa8
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They aren't?
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bitterandtwisted posted:Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire. I loving love this stoic British beat cop, just from this sentence.
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Don't give your dogs weed
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http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/243733/jewcy-faygo?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=Aug2017 How a Jewish Soda Company Helped the Insane Clown Posse Fight the Nazis
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SpacePig posted:That is genuinely upsetting. Looking forward to the new US coastline, though. Yeah I'll see you out in Arizona bay.
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Aug 28, 2017 17:06
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So how does taking someone to a TGI Fridays stack up as far as classy places to bring Tinder whores?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/chris3thou/status/907363850126626816 Jim Carrey is waiting for the day when he can dance free and wild in the smouldering ashes of our cities, after the stars align and the Great Old Ones return to reclaim this world.
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Sardines? The dadliest catch?? Millennial will NOT take this from us. Just kidding I'm a millennial and everyone should be able to enjoy sardines.
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I'm imagining it's hard to get a satisfactory meal in a soup kitchen. Probably enough to sustain yourself, but you'll still have the belly rumbles. I'd probably supplement it with some free and easy vitamin P too. Anyway gently caress city pigeons regardless. They have no fear of man. The giant megapigeons in NYC won't move out of your way on the sidewalk like "go on motherfucker I dare you to step on me".
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Drone_Fragger posted:Yes, as wood pidgeon is a good meat from a good bird that generally lives in the countryside. Feral, city pidgeons (or, domesticated rock doves as they are also known) are full of both parasites, disease and whatever poo poo heavy metals and plastic they've bioaccumulated by foraging for sustenance in a fine mixture of traffic exhaust, trash and other pidgeons (since the stronger birds routinely peck to death weak or sick birds to eat them). This is good for hobo selection too since the weaker or immunocompromised hobos will become sickened from eating the birds and they themselves will become prey for the silverback hobos.
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The MSJ posted:She sucks at cursing if the snake crawls out of her vagina. The snake crawled out and bit her intended victim. Curse successful!
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SpacePig posted:Haha, oh my god. She actually was fired because she physically would not sniff for bombs. I can't say I blame her for not wanting to go near bombs. Hopefully she's been reassigned to cheesing locating detail at home. Cythereal posted:Florida is more meth than heroin. Don't worry rural PA is catching up!!!
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AlbieQuirky posted:Obviously this is the least of anyone's worries at the moment, but these fires are devastating both vineyards and cannabis farms. The weed farmers who stayed are too busy giggling to care.
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Oct 22, 2017 12:26
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I'll pay my child support this month if this post goes viral! please like & subscribe
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Aesop Poprock posted:The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck Fart gas reaching capacity, there.
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Nov 13, 2017 18:05
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Zemyla posted:You woke up in this mirror world hell in 2016. I don't know how you didn't notice it until now. There's not as many goatees on us, the evil counterparts, as I would have imagined.
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"Hey guys I know Granddad is gone now, but do you think I could use his gently caress pass?"
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Mods please namechange to Jokegetter1988
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Green hair and good with swords? He managed to land an anime heroine and he pissed it all away!
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bitterandtwisted posted:Robocar intersection: Beautiful, but tell me you wouldn't be puckering the whole time.
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Repost in the badass pictures thread, imo
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