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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Dieland posted:

Also top notch Australian news reporting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuTA7DYklRo

That's cool.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcSqIuqkz4




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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Aleph Null posted:

To be fair, that is how you pronounce it down there.

It's true.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Boo? That's a bit rude, isn't it? Sounds exactly like... bum!

Boo is a racist word. According to my ex who lived in Arizona as a kid, and she couldn't tell this story without laughing about it, someone at the neighborhood pool saw a black kid getting in and screamed "there's a boo in the pool!" in abject terror.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boo&defid=3245796

I guess it's a shortening of 'jig-a-boo' or related to the word 'spook' but it such old timey racism it's flipped around to being kind of funny and just an indictment of the person saying it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Lol, they finally caught him.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

This bit is my personal favourite:


Because it demonstrates that he's actually one of the more effective ministers in the cabinet. :v:

I sort of want Larry to have his own seat at the cabinet table now, maybe with a little cat-sized red briefcase he can carry in his mouth. :allears:

I keep seeing the name 'Maisie' come up as names of kids or cats in the UK and can't help but think that's a Game of Thrones thing.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Tiggum posted:

It's just a normal name though. :confused:

I guess I just don't know enough girls but I've literally never met anyone named that or heard that name irl other than the actor from that show.

I think it's one of those English only names like Jez that just haven't made it over here. Or I'm an idiot.

Those aren't mutually exclusive of course.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

"Jez" or "Jezza" is often a shortened form of "Jeremy" (e.g. Jeremy Clarkson is colloquially known as "Jezza"), sort of like "Gaz", "Gazza" or sometimes "Gal" for "Gary".

I know, I've only ever heard it on Peep Show is what I mean. It's not used here at all, but Jeremy obviously is.

/derail

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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zakharov posted:

Don't do meth.

I thought that guy was a paint huffer. I say that because I don't think it's the first time he's been in a headline like this.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Captain_Person posted:

Make sure you read this one to the very end.



American Jesus + Big Rock Candy Mountain

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Is that the girl in Dead Like Me getting wasted by the space toilet?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Karma Monkey posted:

Yea, Air India is denying that some people got lizard prizes because then everyone will want one. Don't cheap out on us, Air India! :argh:

You can feed it to your chicken. :allears:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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ChaosArgate posted:

Kind of, yeah. I can tell you that the Vietnamese term for "Air Conditioner" literally translates to "Cold Machine."

No one has said it yet so here goes. "air conditioner" is a two word phrase to describe something that is less succinct and descriptive than "cold machine."

Something like "washing cat" for raccoon or "electric brain" for computer are funny but "air conditioner" is actually kind of archaic and stupid.

In what way is the air being conditioned? It's only because we all use that term and don't even think about it that "cold machine" sounds odd to us.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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She is a handsome woman.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cacafuego posted:

Thanks to Wellington, who was a big proponent of buying commissions, that didn't change much for a long rear end time. Maybe the flogging, which they probably called floggy-wogg or some poo poo

I know it's apocryphal but "rum buggery and the lash" really sum things up for the English military. And this is coming from a someone who got all wet in the eyes during the scene in Amistad where the English captain or admiral ordered the slaver fort lit the gently caress up.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Crow Jane posted:

Didn't the White House recently troll Fox News by leaving off the "News" part off their seating cards at the correspondent's dinner?

I thought they had to change their name to Fox News Entertainment at one point for truth in advertising.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hackers Can Turn Your Computer into a Machete

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Haha what the gently caress. This is like Boys don't Cry except with a ton more plot holes

Reverse M. Butterfly imo

AKA she knew what she was doing

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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cock hero flux posted:

What if the gorilla was trained to abide by the rules of boxing?

He would probably hold to Marquis of Queensbury rules until Tyson bit an ear.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Aesop Poprock posted:

American TP is basically just long pillows for your butthole so I can see being homesick for it

There are plenty of establishments that stock the international coarseness.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Texas Man is going to give Florida Man a run for his money as "World's Worst Superhero."

Texas Man is going to die in the drunk tank.

How do they not take him to a hospital?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Well, we live in Northern Ireland and she grew up in East Belfast, so I suppose she has to make a special effort.

Say hello to Mrs. Bucket for me

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bogan Krkic posted:

The Honda S9000 is the most reliable self-driving car ever made. No S9000 self-driving car has ever made a mistake or broken a road rule. They are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Honda being an obvious switch for IPO EB, and in no universe would Electronics Boutique get an IPO.

Much like IBM and PanAm (or whatever airline was in 2k1) aren't going to be part of interstellar flight.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I'm sorry but this drain is clogged. Clogged with lupus.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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canyoneer posted:

DIdn't a FYAD poster harass and bully a wikipedia sperg to the point of suicide? The Emu War article isn't worth it.

OK, maybe it is.

That's not really what happened.

I think they said he was actually a friend, harassment was real, suicide not directly related.

Can't actually c/d from a post or a dead guy though.

Emu War forever though,

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Looks like she meant to say rigmarole but was too stupid to get it out.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Lazlo Nibble posted:

There's a whole bunch of 'em that I think fell out of favor in the '70s after Archie Bunker used them every other episode on All in the Family. The only place you ever hear "spade" in the wild anymore is when SNL puts together a clip show that includes that Chevy Chase/Richard Pryor word-association sketch.

Deaaad honky.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I didn't find it funny either way.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Mechanical Pencil posted:

Maybe the daft twat meant Hulabaloo

Oh yeah, could be.

And I didn't mean to sound misogynistic but whenever I see a FOX news team I think stupid-rear end in a top hat-puppet-people and well, that knee-jerk hasn't steered me wrong.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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flosofl posted:

Both sides of the political spectrum are populated with mouth-breathing, reactionary idiots. Elections are a special hell for me, since it always boils down to which candidate I think will do the least amount of lasting damage.

In the spirit of accelerationism vote Trump 2016

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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swampland posted:

I'd probably say yes if some pollster asked me if I favored nuking narnia

You mean Calormen, where the swarthy, robed and turban-wearing men twirl their beards cruelly at the glorious freedoms of their northern neighbors

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Henchman of Santa posted:

The film career equivalent of Bob Saget's standup.

-I sucked dick for crack! Did you ever suck dick for weed?

-no man, no

*sits down*

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

This is what happens when you try to culturally appropriate the US.

I like that her shirt just says New York in a color scheme that's all wrong.

Gonna get me a jersey that says Manchester in black text on orange.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Nostradingus posted:

Since when did New York have a "correct" color scheme?

It should be a knock off of a current major league sports team but as someone above me posted it's totally defunct.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Say Nothing posted:

Don't trust the internet to name things.





Didn't goons get a municipal waste facility named after Fred Durst?

fe: yeah we deffo helped on that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Rough Lobster posted:

I love how back in olden times, they though something could frighten you unexpectedly and you'd be driven irrevocably mad on the spot.

HP Lovecraft's shtick didn't age well.



I've seen black people before and I wasn't driven mad.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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The really surprising thing about that headline is that there is Arabic porn.

I'm guessing it's some really curvaceous calligraphy.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Thank you


It's been a long time since my weekends focused on Bb


*ding* and such

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Crow Jane posted:

You need to get on Better Call Saul, if you haven't already.

Both seasons.

It's got a nice slow burn to it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Karma Monkey posted:

Is it possible that it's another species of gull that has moved into the area? There's been a lot of odd bird migrations and relocations over the last few years. But it's also possible for the local species to get bigger/meaner too. Given how nasty they are to begin with, that's a scary thought.


If gulls were as smart as crows, it would be full-on death-by-seagull. They're already greedy and vicious; they just need the capacity to figure out how to murder humans and they would.

In my experience they've got great aim as well.



At least we don't have to worry about gangs of old ladies roaming the streets




yet

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cythereal posted:

Wrens are great, too. There's a pair that nest in a tree right outside my bedroom window, feasting on bugs attracted to the window at night.

I miss wren :(

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2986167

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