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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord
who says $50G instead of $50K?

also why does bull semen look like those packets of butter they have at restaurants. so many questions

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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Proteus Jones posted:

Well, what do you put on toasted bagels?

I mean, not bull semen

The Bloop posted:

Bull, yon cubes

:golfclap:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM

gey muckle mowser
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metro.co.uk posted:

He was so desperate that at one point he shoved tissue paper in his ears

He went on to attempt suicide at his home

That escalated quickly.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

City pigeons will land on you if they think you have food.

there's this dude who hangs in out in Washington Square Park in NY and talks to/feeds the pigeons, he is usually surrounded by a flock of them they will chill on his shoulders/head. He'll give you a handful of food if you also want city pigeons crawling all over you for some reason. pretty sure he is a supervillain of some sort

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord
even with I was young and terrible with money in college I still checked my account like once a week, if only to see how much cash I could withdraw to spend on beer and weed that weekend.

now I am an adult who is still bad with money but I check my account almost every day for the same reason

gey muckle mowser
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Buglord

I wanna see what other articles are filed to SNAKE TRAIN TO SEX TOWN

e: also that would be a pro forums name

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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PubicMice posted:

Well, it also doesn't account for what kind of rap. If it grew better listening to something like Wu-Tang, fair enough, but Soulja Bly would be a very different story. And that's not even considering spoken word! William Shatner was good with the green ladies, why not the green plants as well?

the article specifies it was A Tribe Called Quest, so I’d say that proves it was the music

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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:itwaspoo:

gey muckle mowser
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quote:

“We felt very anxious, used and unimportant, like we were just another number.”

retailjobs.txt

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Splicer posted:

Holy poo poo

Apis

gey muckle mowser
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quote:

Albritton said he thought it was appropriate to separate that religious component of marriage from the state law.

a correct idea arrived at for the wrong reasons

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

don't kinkshame please

gey muckle mowser
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quote:

"I looked at the dial and I saw the numbers were running from 0 to 60. So I thought in my head 20-40-60. I did a particular combination which is three on the right, two on the left, and 1 on the right, tried the handle ... and it opened!"

lol how did no one in 40 years guess something that obvious

gey muckle mowser
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Aggressive Goats Addicted to Human Urine Airlifted Out of Olympic National Park, WA

https://snowbrains.com/aggressive-goats-addicted-urine-airlifted/

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1154310084564004864?s=20

gey muckle mowser
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there is a movie called Cam where that kind of filter is a major plot point, I didn't think ones that good really existed

gey muckle mowser
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Krankenstyle posted:

for lovely coke if the appearance is the reason, i assume?

I thought it was the other way, it's the really good coke that has the fishscale look to it?

I've never done coke but I have listened to Ghostface Killah's classic album "Fishscale" many times

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

this is the origin story to some kind of Florida Man superhero

gey muckle mowser
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https://twitter.com/kilnfiendpotter/status/1163925179249987585?s=21

gey muckle mowser
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Buglord

jesus christ

"the poor aren't actually that poor because they have homeless shelters and soup kitchens" :smuggo:

gey muckle mowser
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Absurd Alhazred posted:

La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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"Guy tripping on LSD at Disneyland falls in Adventureland lake, turns up completely naked a mile away"

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1177601365230706689?s=20

(A.V. Club headlines are cheating a little but the original article is in French)

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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RandomPauI posted:

Stop trying to be the new The Onion, A.V. Club!

well it’s true and not satire, they just use intentionally weird/funny headlines

The Hard Times is the true new Onion

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

Dutch remake of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt looking good

gey muckle mowser
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Aesop Poprock posted:

How do you spend that much on an MMO game? The article doesn’t say and the court transcript thing is in Mandarin. Even Star Citizen doesn’t have enough stuff to spend a million bucks on unless you’re buying like 10000 of every ship and package they have

I assume it has a gacha or loot boxes and he dumped the money into those trying to get a +5 Sword of Poopsocking or whatever

gey muckle mowser
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By popular demand posted:

Different meats ranked from low risk to high:
Fish: relatively low risk as the Japanese can attest.
Beef: you can have a steak tartare once in awhile I guess.
Pork/Poultry: high risk, do not consume undercooked!

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ArZ67Bk5g

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Samuringa posted:

just lol if you don't have it saved in your PC

https://files.catbox.moe/bi2jnn.mp4

lmao how is this real and not from a comedy sketch show

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

someone showed him Audition

gey muckle mowser
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my girlfriend's been doing genealogy research and she's found some dumb loving names going back a few hundred years. My favorite so far is "Zebulon"

gey muckle mowser
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I know it's a biblical name but it still sounds like a Star Trek planet to me

gey muckle mowser
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Platystemon posted:

The weirdest thing about that story is how many words Doctor Hanlon spent to say nothing of substance.

Saying that the gaiter data doesn’t count because the authors weren’t writing about the comparative effectiveness of face coverings it is like saying that Columbus’ voyage doesn’t count because he wasn’t looking for new continents.

(And not because people were already living there or Leif Erikson did it first.)

There isn't really any meaningful data though - it was a single person using a single mask. It's impossible to draw any conclusions from that about how effective gaiters, which come in varying fabrics and styles, are for people in general.

gey muckle mowser
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https://twitter.com/vice/status/1308863715715022850?s=21

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"Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant"

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1382634406620364800?s=20

gey muckle mowser
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Blue Footed Booby posted:

undulates, uninvited, onto the ramp, awaiting big squid

new thread title please

gey muckle mowser
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At first I thought this was saying that she just snuck into the hospital and pretended to be a doctor and the other staff just assumed she worked there, but it seems she did actually get hired and just lied about her credentials, which is way less fun

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Lobok posted:

If I can't have a bedazzled signature then I'm just not going to use email at all, sorry.

if you email doesn't look like an FYAD sig what is even the point?

gey muckle mowser
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that's a hilarious read. I think my favorite part is that it didn't occur to any of the crypto-bros that people might want to cook their own food and not eat at the ship's sole restaurant for every single meal. Not even a microwave in any of the rooms and only some had a minifridge.

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gey muckle mowser
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

I wonder how it responds to worshippers of the :barf: variety. Rick rolls them?

holds back their hair and afterwards turns the bidet into a water fountain so they can rinse their mouths out

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