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who says $50G instead of $50K? also why does bull semen look like those packets of butter they have at restaurants. so many questions
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 15:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:15 |
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Proteus Jones posted:Well, what do you put on toasted bagels? I mean, not bull semen The Bloop posted:Bull, yon cubes
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 15:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 14:41 |
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metro.co.uk posted:He was so desperate that at one point he shoved tissue paper in his ears That escalated quickly.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 15:01 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:City pigeons will land on you if they think you have food. there's this dude who hangs in out in Washington Square Park in NY and talks to/feeds the pigeons, he is usually surrounded by a flock of them they will chill on his shoulders/head. He'll give you a handful of food if you also want city pigeons crawling all over you for some reason. pretty sure he is a supervillain of some sort
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 14:43 |
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even with I was young and terrible with money in college I still checked my account like once a week, if only to see how much cash I could withdraw to spend on beer and weed that weekend. now I am an adult who is still bad with money but I check my account almost every day for the same reason
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 15:40 |
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I wanna see what other articles are filed to SNAKE TRAIN TO SEX TOWN e: also that would be a pro forums name
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 19:25 |
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PubicMice posted:Well, it also doesn't account for what kind of rap. If it grew better listening to something like Wu-Tang, fair enough, but Soulja Bly would be a very different story. And that's not even considering spoken word! William Shatner was good with the green ladies, why not the green plants as well? the article specifies it was A Tribe Called Quest, so I’d say that proves it was the music
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 16:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 16:45 |
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quote:“We felt very anxious, used and unimportant, like we were just another number.” retailjobs.txt
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 21:28 |
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Splicer posted:Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 14:12 |
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quote:Albritton said he thought it was appropriate to separate that religious component of marriage from the state law. a correct idea arrived at for the wrong reasons
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 14:42 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
don't kinkshame please
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 13:37 |
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chitoryu12 posted:A safe that had stumped a museum for 40 years was opened by a lucky guess from a tourist. quote:"I looked at the dial and I saw the numbers were running from 0 to 60. So I thought in my head 20-40-60. I did a particular combination which is three on the right, two on the left, and 1 on the right, tried the handle ... and it opened!" lol how did no one in 40 years guess something that obvious
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 01:31 |
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Aggressive Goats Addicted to Human Urine Airlifted Out of Olympic National Park, WA https://snowbrains.com/aggressive-goats-addicted-urine-airlifted/
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 13:10 |
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1154310084564004864?s=20
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 14:39 |
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there is a movie called Cam where that kind of filter is a major plot point, I didn't think ones that good really existed
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 14:13 |
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Krankenstyle posted:for lovely coke if the appearance is the reason, i assume? I thought it was the other way, it's the really good coke that has the fishscale look to it? I've never done coke but I have listened to Ghostface Killah's classic album "Fishscale" many times
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 21:12 |
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this is the origin story to some kind of Florida Man superhero
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 18:30 |
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https://twitter.com/kilnfiendpotter/status/1163925179249987585?s=21
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 22:48 |
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Randaconda posted:https://thefederalist.com/2019/08/26/analysis-americas-poor-nation-theyd-among-worlds-richest/ jesus christ "the poor aren't actually that poor because they have homeless shelters and soup kitchens"
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 13:17 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:La petite mort... elle n'etait assez petite.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 14:50 |
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"Guy tripping on LSD at Disneyland falls in Adventureland lake, turns up completely naked a mile away" https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1177601365230706689?s=20 (A.V. Club headlines are cheating a little but the original article is in French)
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 16:52 |
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RandomPauI posted:Stop trying to be the new The Onion, A.V. Club! well it’s true and not satire, they just use intentionally weird/funny headlines The Hard Times is the true new Onion
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 17:40 |
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Dutch remake of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt looking good
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 19:47 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:How do you spend that much on an MMO game? The article doesn’t say and the court transcript thing is in Mandarin. Even Star Citizen doesn’t have enough stuff to spend a million bucks on unless you’re buying like 10000 of every ship and package they have I assume it has a gacha or loot boxes and he dumped the money into those trying to get a +5 Sword of Poopsocking or whatever
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 17:27 |
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By popular demand posted:Different meats ranked from low risk to high:
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 15:11 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:How about this Funky, ‘Non-Aggressive’ Chicken Found Wandering The Streets Of Brooklyn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ArZ67Bk5g
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 22:08 |
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Samuringa posted:just lol if you don't have it saved in your PC lmao how is this real and not from a comedy sketch show
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 19:35 |
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someone showed him Audition
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 20:10 |
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my girlfriend's been doing genealogy research and she's found some dumb loving names going back a few hundred years. My favorite so far is "Zebulon"
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 17:35 |
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I know it's a biblical name but it still sounds like a Star Trek planet to me
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 18:47 |
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Platystemon posted:The weirdest thing about that story is how many words Doctor Hanlon spent to say nothing of substance. There isn't really any meaningful data though - it was a single person using a single mask. It's impossible to draw any conclusions from that about how effective gaiters, which come in varying fabrics and styles, are for people in general.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 14:05 |
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https://twitter.com/vice/status/1308863715715022850?s=21
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 21:33 |
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"Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant" https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1382634406620364800?s=20
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 17:26 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:undulates, uninvited, onto the ramp, awaiting big squid new thread title please
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 16:25 |
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At first I thought this was saying that she just snuck into the hospital and pretended to be a doctor and the other staff just assumed she worked there, but it seems she did actually get hired and just lied about her credentials, which is way less fun
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 15:05 |
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Lobok posted:If I can't have a bedazzled signature then I'm just not going to use email at all, sorry. if you email doesn't look like an FYAD sig what is even the point?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 15:01 |
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Sodium Chloride posted:The disastrous voyage of Satoshi, the world’s first cryptocurrency cruise ship that's a hilarious read. I think my favorite part is that it didn't occur to any of the crypto-bros that people might want to cook their own food and not eat at the ship's sole restaurant for every single meal. Not even a microwave in any of the rooms and only some had a minifridge.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 16:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:15 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:I wonder how it responds to worshippers of the variety. Rick rolls them? holds back their hair and afterwards turns the bidet into a water fountain so they can rinse their mouths out
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