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artsy fartsy posted:God?! Think of what pepper spray does to your mucus membranes. It's possible for food to be so spicy that at least for some people it interferes with breathing.
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jojoinnit posted:Basically he had a burn so deep down his throat that the emergency room throat specialist couldn't see it and he was sent home. He woke his wife up by asphyxiating during the night and died on the way to the hospital. He had no burns to his tongue or mouth so they didn't think to suspect further. He was pronounced dead exactly 12 hours after eating the fishcake. Wow this just became way less slapstick 
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mrkillboy posted:According to Wikipedia he used to be a gross out comedian and way back when he made a Harlem Shake video where he literally poo poo on his friend. It should be noted that that video is actually loving hilarious
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Milo and POTUS posted:Musta been a cat burglar No, the cats were still there.
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Farmers kept refusing to let him have sex with their animals. So he sought revenge, authorities say.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Wait, what’s weird about that? It’s very common when people experience sexual abuse and assault that they’re told they “must have enjoyed it” if they had a physiological response. I mean, the Daily Mail is poo poo, but that research seems sound enough.
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That's what the article is about?! Well poo poo now my post makes me seem like an rear end in a top hat.
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Milo and POTUS posted:That's what the article is about?! Well poo poo now my post makes me seem like an rear end in a top hat. Can't blame you for not clicking the daily mail to find out.
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Yeah it being the Daily Mail I also immediately assumed the context was completely stupid, like the EU outlawing orgasms or using orgasms to commit benefit fraud or whatever
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I've been trying to commit voter fraud via orgasms for the last 6 elections now and got nowhere!
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More like “Stroke-on-Tent”.
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Not the most awkward looking couple I've seen in relevance to large members. There's usually more excitement and fanfare in the production though.
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Motherfucker looks like someone tried to make a simulacrum of Cillian Murphy using spoiled meat and ill-cared-for leather. edit: a golem crafted entirely out of "that creepy guy at the sneaker shop."
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Baron von Eevl posted:Motherfucker looks like someone tried to make a simulacrum of Cillian Murphy using spoiled meat and ill-cared-for leather. Well at least he can, and has had to, legally say "I have a ten inch dick." It's not much but he has that
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 Don't go shaming people's kitchen knife choice, while Dick is a good company there are many others. Also many people are more comfortable with a shorter blade.
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Remember to be careful with it as people can get hurt and I broke the tip off mine. now it just doesn't looks the same.
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This remind me: get yourself a good sheath, covering the entire length and girth.
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Also get you some good super fine grit sharpening stones to maintain it well and it will last you for decades. Theres also nice fixed-angle vice set ups, those are invaluable to keep the angle right as you sharpen. Yep, keeping it nice and sharp is very important for your penis.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Also get you some good super fine grit sharpening stones to maintain it well and it will last you for decades. Theres also nice fixed-angle vice set ups, those are invaluable to keep the angle right as you sharpen. Yep, keeping it nice and sharp is very important for your penis. Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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Our new lord and saviour?
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When I'm perving, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's perving after you
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