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What's really funny to me about all of these types of headlines is how easily the editor could have fixed them by changing the prepositions. Change 'after' to 'by' and it's fine. Not as funny as the image of a tumor getting a black belt in Taekwondo though.
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Wow, they really went a long way just to make a vagina = beef slabs joke. 
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Dec 11, 2014 18:00
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Reminds me of this old gem: 
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Das Boo posted:What's up, I-don't-get-it buddy? I thought the goof was that they had their backs to the camera, but I don't know. v  v
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:
Security guards do not get paid enough to put up with that kind of poo poo. (pun intended)
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Jan 2, 2015 03:50
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"Sorry honey, I love you with all my heart, but I'm keeping my maiden name."
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Jan 2, 2015 18:27
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sticklefifer posted:To be fair there is an actual US House rep who believes using wind power is going to use up all the wind.  Whaaaaat? Goddamn that's scary.
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Jan 6, 2015 22:33
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taiyoko posted:They're basically advertising that their dancers are all young and hot, not 40-year-olds with saggy tits. Don't you mean "they're dancers"? 
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Jan 18, 2015 22:43
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Frostwerks posted:Thats why i go. I show up and judge that poo poo like I'm a judge at the olympics. Coincidentally, I go to the Olympics and rain dollar bills on my fave athletes.
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Irving posted:Aw, man, I know this place. I used to go to the Bull Pen, which is where a lot of the strippers hang out after hours (Cheetahs doesn't serve booze.) It is one of the seediest strip joints in this town and that's saying something. I did get a lot of amusement out of the fact that the Yelp reviews are almost exclusively women complaining about having to pay a cover. Well, everyone should pay a cover charge unless their totally nude. VVV Wallets? Karma Monkey has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Jan 19, 2015 18:28
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Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. 
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Jan 20, 2015 01:35
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Baron von Eevl posted:That reminds me of that interview where Werner Herzog just calmly states with his answer that they are under fire from a sniper. Fitzcarraldo.
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Jan 20, 2015 22:12
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Idiot Kicker posted:Not so weird on its own, except it's the first story that comes up on our local CBS station's site. Geez, they really missed so many great opportunities for awesome headlines. Spud State Births Hermaphrodog being one.
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Jan 21, 2015 02:11
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Tater Town Spawns Self-Humper
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coleman francis posted:Potatoes, meat with two veg 
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Jan 21, 2015 13:44
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Volcott posted:Buzz Killington reporting for duty. If you get a buzz out of thinking about people being brutally raped, you have worse problems than your fun being spoiled.
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Jan 23, 2015 22:09
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? That was an impressive bounce, but I'm really impressed by the guy who could pick it up and haul it like it was nothing. My back hurts just watching him.
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Jan 23, 2015 23:59
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Geoj posted:Cross posting from the England.bmp GBS thread Waaay too long for a headline and gives away too much info. There's no hook. Should be Snickers Cause Lesbian Rage.
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Is Pepsi ok?
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Feb 1, 2015 02:14
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a kitten posted:But my android phone is ok right? I feel like I read about this exact type of incident so often that it's a thing to get drunk and goof off on a zamboni. They must be really fun to drive, I guess.
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Feb 1, 2015 19:51
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Geesh everyone knows dead babies go in the compost bin. "Smart ads" my rear end.
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But what kind of hats were they wearing? Maybe he's critiquing their fashion. Is he shredding fedoras and clawing at the faces of neckbeards? Maybe that owl is a hero.
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Slime posted:Do you really think anyone wearing a fedora is going to be jogging? ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!
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morallyobjected posted:I just read about this in the local paper this morning. I'm pretty sure the guy deserved it. Nice outfit, Dr. Jaeks!  It's weird that I've seen maybe hundreds of owls in my lifetime in many areas and neither myself nor anyone I know has ever been attacked by owls, including these "extremely territorial" species. Then again, no one I know is a Packers super fan costume designer.
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Feb 7, 2015 02:06
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Ishamael posted:In case, like me, you have never heard the phrase they are trying to mock, it's "you couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery". Great Boo's up, Edmund! http://www.genspot.com/video-77822/black-adder-2-great-booze-up-edmund.aspx
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Feb 18, 2015 22:01
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I don't think "hoity-toity" is accurate, but I would have loved to see that. Why is "carrying" circled? That's the correct way to break the word from line to line, isn't it?
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Feb 23, 2015 02:05
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Gravy Train made its own "gravy" when you added water to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXSKR7wM2U Chuck Wagon dog food did the same thing, but had more entertaining commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rtg-IdE5MI
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Feb 25, 2015 22:30
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Henchman of Santa posted:This seems more like a medical advancement than a sexual one. I was thinking this too. How long before people are doing home colonoscopies?
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Mar 15, 2015 22:55
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Well, so few necromancers join the force, you see.
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Apr 5, 2015 01:04
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If Lars and The Real Girl had been done by the Coen Brothers.
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Apr 9, 2015 12:31
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Either way, he was biting off more than he could chew.
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The dog's in the passenger seat. Looks like the guilty party ditched and left the dog to take the blame. It was probably a cat. 
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I love that article. I especially like this part: wiki about Larry the cat posted:Following the March murder of a dog at Crufts, David Cameron doubled security measures around Larry. I know they mean they're protecting the cat, but I want to read it as them keeping an eye on him to prevent him killing another dog. 
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Not My Leg posted:Still not a great name to be stuck with. "Enema" isn't an insult in the United States, but I wouldn't want to be named "Mr. Enema" and I would laugh at an article about an Enema probe. Had a guy come in the other day with the name Butlove, but he pronounced it Byewt-love. He's an NCO now, but can you imagine being in basic training as Private Butlove? Poor guy. 
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Jon Zyetta posted:If only his first name was Richard. Yea, it's funny, but poo poo like that does happen. Part of my job is to ask every single person their name and date of birth and then verify it matches our computer records. It's amazing the things people will give their kids as a first name to match up with their surnames just to make a terrible joke. It's just so freaking cruel, but to do it to their own children just for lullz. And then I always wonder why the hell they don't have their name changed. They wouldn't even have to give the courts a reason - it would be super obvious.
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flosofl posted:Well, that's his prerogative. (And now that drat song is stuck in my head.)
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Wheat Loaf posted:Meanwhile, in 10 Downing Street: Made me think of this: 
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Here's a detailed article about it. poo poo is crazy. Police: Anne Arundel County police officer bites man's testicles quote:According to the charging documents, police said Michael Flaig, 31, was found on the second floor of the bar with blood stains on his shirt and appeared inebriated.
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