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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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This is funny out of context.
In context, at the time someone was building bombs inside the casing to those big industrial flashlights and leaving them around the city
They would detonate when someone hit the switch.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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The news last night had a story about two trick-or-treaters hit by a car. The video feed showed two huge boats that had crashed into a bridge. The newsreader was going through the story and says, barely pausing, "I think we have the wrong video".

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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The thin blue line, keeping people from putting ketchup on subs.

http://sandwichpd.com/

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Fellas we got ourselves a mystery

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Karma Monkey posted:

Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club.

The first rule is no tattling.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH-oQ0DTaRc

How to use an ice scraper.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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AKA Pseudonym posted:



And a bunch of other mostly news related map screw-ups here

Painting the map black

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Kavak posted:

Is that a strap-on or some kind of dildo?

It's a strap-on wireless microphone transmitter

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Kavak posted:

Okay, why is it strapped to her inner thigh?

I'm told that if one is wearing a dress, there aren't a lot of great places to hide it. If they are wearing a skirt or something belted, they can clip it back there. If not, there's a garter thing you use.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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from the article
"Police investigating, so far no leads"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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CrotchDropJeans posted:

I love the bit where Cameron wakes up Larry to show him a mouse in the room so he can do his job but Larry's all "eh gently caress it."

"Take it up with the union. This nap break is in the contract"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Turfahurf posted:

Apparently my idea for "Cat Court" wasn't as original as I had thought.

We'll now take a brief recess. By way of reminder, we ask the jurors to please not poop in the sandbox

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Might as well be dodging all the buns

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Say Nothing posted:

How did this thread get derailed by moose?



That's what happens when you separate a man from his moose

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Wonder what was exciting June so much the other 4 times.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqD_1TFhJdw

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire one shot or zero?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .36 caliber, the most powerful ladies' gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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My sister's nephew insisted on dressing up as his garbageman last Halloween. Not a garbage man, but the specific guy who drives the truck in front of his house and waves at him

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Baron von Eevl posted:

Her sister probably married a guy and the nephew is from the groom's side.

Ding ding ding

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-vpmW1n7U

Look at the fear in that ranger's face as he gets up from being dragged by a gorilla. That's the face of a guy who knows that a gorilla could rip him in half without even getting winded.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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"Sesame Street comes on at 9 and I am NOT going to miss it again, Linda"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Panic! at Nabisco posted:

The talk page of any given Wikipedia page will show that it used to be much funnier, and there were many arguments from humorless people that funny is inappropriate

Come back to me, Bhutanese passport audio

The best wiki talk I've ever perused
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3ACranky_Kong

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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22 Eargesplitten posted:

TBH someone should just be constantly reverting it back to that.

I'm kind of confused how the emu war even managed to fail that badly.

DIdn't a FYAD poster harass and bully a wikipedia sperg to the point of suicide? The Emu War article isn't worth it.

OK, maybe it is.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Is nobody noticing the guy in the jazz dance pose on the right looking lightest-loafers of all?

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Why do they have to mention that the belt shop owner was black?

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