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I am writing my bio for a scrunty Operator
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 22:23 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:35 |
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quote:The Groin Sklunger is a one eyed, one eared, one legged, one armed, half-bearded grizzled old scrunt. What he lacks in body parts, common sense and personal hygiene, he more than makes up for in an intense passion for all things motorised, loud, and dangerous. His missing limbs have been replaced by poorly sourced bionics which are constantly in various states of disrepair; Sklunger possess just enough technical affinity to maintain these parts, but he is no Technoscrunt. His unfortunate half-beard disability is due to a flamer burn, which has scarred half of his scrunty old face. He smells constantly of very burnt roasted pork. Groin has one of the worst, but also most experienced service records in the scrunt armed forces, having wrecked or totally destroyed pretty much every land vehicle issued to him. He has never been allowed control of an aircraft, it would probably best for everyone involved that this remain the case. While he is definitely not the most reliable, competent or sane driver, he is always the first to volunteer for a crazy or dangerous task, as long as he gets to drive a bitchin ride or make something loud and grindy do loud grindy things. When he is not behind the wheel, Sklunger is either blind drunk, asleep or nursing a hangover. In fact, Groin is often one of the three when he is behind a wheel too... Groin appears to have survived so long either through luck, tenacity or from his old drinking buddy Jekk jumping to his aid. Groin's last known mission brief was to ferry a vital shipment of Scruntwiser Ale to an important location, but unfortunately read the directions wrong and has ended up aboard a transport ship heading out of the system. Groin has caught Scurrilous Scruntson coveting Groin's bionic arm and leg. Groin reckons Scruntson wants to detach and steal the bionics to use in his nefarious Technoscrunt studies. Groin no longer trusts Scruntson and is keeping his only eye on him. Groin owes Dak Rugby a favour for saving Groin from choking on his own vomit, after consuming one to many alcoholic beverages. code:
Moola fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Nov 24, 2016 |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 22:56 |
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Groin has caught Scurrilous Scruntson coveting Groin's bionic arm and leg. Groin reckons Scruntson wants to detach and steal the bionics to use in his nefarious Technoscrunt studies. Groin no longer trusts Scruntson and is keeping his only eye on him. Groin owes Dak Rugby a favour for saving Groin from choking on his own vomit, after consuming one to many alcoholic beverages. Moola fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Nov 4, 2014 |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 23:26 |
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Who What Now posted:Ha! I wrote my post before seeing yours, Moola. Nice. haha awesome!
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 23:33 |
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yeah its really rad of you to set this up for us idiots
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 23:56 |
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scalded schlong posted:Yeah if everyone could have a gander at that it would be helpful - certainly look at pages 8 through 15 as they tell you what all the stats are and what the skills do, and feel free to have a look through the body of the adventure if you want to see what sort of situations pop up and what sort of things require skill tests. looked at page 9 and immediately read Scrutiny as Scruntiny
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 00:12 |
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FirstPersonShitter posted:I got bored so here is Pernicious Kreb I think we should all do this, the worse the artistic skill the better
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 00:20 |
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This is Groin. Was going for a Bill from Left 4 Dead look, but scruntier
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 17:11 |
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I would also like to add my bionics on my sheet but I dunno what to do? I would like my leg to be a hindrance at moving, my eye to decrease my depth perception, and my arm to make driving harder (but punch better)
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 00:16 |
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I think I will take the leg and eye being lovely and just have the robo arm work like a normal arm but hopefully they will malfunction in the future
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 00:51 |
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I added my bionics under the section ++SCRUNTEK++ I hope theyre ok
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 01:05 |
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just like you stole me bits!!
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 01:15 |
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can I switch out my Scrunt Melee Weapon with my bionic arm? or like can I just put Scrunt Melee Weapon (Bionic Arm) or something?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 23:06 |
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scalded schlong posted:Yeah whatever just assume it has spikes and impact plates on and poo poo, and you can hit things with the arm and have it count as the monotruncheon. If you ever get captured and disarmed they're taking the hitty-bits off your arm though. I am ok with this
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 23:18 |
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scalded schlong posted:lol who would ever take the trouble to capture a scrunt Scruntherders
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 23:25 |
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http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Multi-Laser
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 23:34 |
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scalded schlong posted:Oh yeah I forgot I chose Melta as your final weapon training choice. There are other melta tools than meltaguns, mind - meltacutters spring to mind, they're like turbocharged versions of the lascutter Moola's scrunt has, which is in turn basically a turbowelder that cuts things. If you want to change that to Bolt or Plasma or Ork or something just shout, because you won't find/make melta weapons until you really go looking for them. it says lascutters arent good at hitting moving targets what if I get someone to pin them down then cut them??? also I would like the lascutter to shoot from my lovely bionic eye
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 23:59 |
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Tin Tim posted:Another use for the double team skill, I like it yessssssssssss
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 00:04 |
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the OP of that thread is beautiful died at scrunts in space music
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 22:26 |
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also fine with making me describe something etcTin Tim posted:I won't be able to post today, since I'm busy now and will get drunk with other people later, but I privately rolled a D6 to cast a prayer for the speedy recovery of Groin's scrunticles many thanks
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 15:38 |
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I would like to find a vehicle and do terrible things with it but I'm also fine being ordered around by the Scrergeant (Scrunt Sergeant) Groin doesn't really have any initiative
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 22:03 |
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ok I lied Groin does have initiative I have found a vehicle
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 22:25 |
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Can I use my bionic eye to examine the Chimera from a distance?? like can I maybe see if it has any weak points or something?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 01:05 |
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scalded schlong posted:hey sweet an entire page of italics
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 23:21 |
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especially for scrunts
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 00:34 |
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Ok so, if when I finish cutting through the turret hatch, and I decide to throw myself on the gunner and melee him, would I get the following bonuses?: Easy +30, because hes gonna be pretty loving suprised let me tell you what Ordinary +10 x 2, because he's basically prone sitting in the gunner seat, and im attacking him from higher ground ?
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 12:38 |
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Oh ok I didn't know it would take another turn to totally pop the hatch so I'll probably just shoot that stupid gunner in the face Alternatively, could I pop a smoke grenade in that small hole??
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 13:19 |
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I am probably going to wang in the smoke grenade to just generally cause even more havoc and confusion, then leap ontop of the gunner and wrastle him, while being blinded by smoke
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 14:45 |
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FirstPersonShitter posted:I should say at this juncture that it'd be a horrible idea for groin to pop his smoke agreed so I'm assuming ive successfully popped off the hinge on the turret hatch, and can now climb inside and wrastle the gunner? if so, then I am definitely going to pop a smoke first because I am an agent of chaos, soz also, am I in combat yet and do I need to use a half action to ready my grenade?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 00:00 |
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omg Im dying holy poo poo
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 00:06 |
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that was amazing
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 00:06 |
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Guys help!!!
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 22:50 |
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Tin Tim posted:
seriously, fuckin tunes mate!
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 23:21 |
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I made the mistake of watching that Arnold Total Recall gif while listening to the Peturbator song, lost about an hour of my life. same but listened to loads of their other songs, fuckin ace
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 21:48 |
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if I die im just saying that I basically saved you all stopped that gunner shooting anyone
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 22:36 |
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can I make any actions?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 22:47 |
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can I let off another smoke grenade?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 23:04 |
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Who What Now posted:Moola you aren't actually knocked out yet. Not even close, really. yeah I know im a shameful little dramatic scrunt though
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 23:56 |
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that would be pretty great
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 00:06 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:35 |
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thatbastardken posted:slam sector? gently caress er right in the scrunt
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 17:18 |