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qirex posted:hey anyone else remember "your wife will love the dual core tegra 2 chipset"
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Someone saw HER and wanted to have a robot relationship thingy i guess?
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Yospos, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?
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three, i believe
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Nov 7, 2014 00:04
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If only we had an Amazon Echo - then we could ask Alexa and know for sure!
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Nov 7, 2014 00:06
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Alexa count to 9 trillion slowly and never stop
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Pissflaps posted:it's like a digital companion https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/jibo-world-s-first-family-robot-4-800-pre-sold I kinda want one 
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Nov 7, 2014 00:54
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gonna buy this and a macpro and start a collection of useless cylinders
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is it april fools already?
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Phoenixan posted:gonna buy this and a macpro and start a collection of useless cylinders and with your penis you're already up to three!
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Moose Milkie posted:this will look great inside my mac pro
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/jibo-world-s-first-family-robot-4-800-pre-sold whoa this is kind of cool
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yes thank god i need more cylinders in my life make all my tech gadgets out of cylinders so i can better fit them in my gaping, leaking rear end in a top hat so i can feel both physical and mental pleasure from owning them
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Nov 7, 2014 01:43
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why the hell do they address the amazon echo as "alexa" why is it not called "echo"
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if it were called echo someone will put one in a stuffed dolphin and then bad things will happen to it
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Strangelet Wave posted:why the hell do they address the amazon echo as "alexa" They failed to address it well but you name it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ
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Bloody posted:They failed to address it well but you name it in the thing i read it said its called alexa
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theadder posted:in the thing i read it said its called alexa Oh. That's retarded.
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Nov 7, 2014 14:49
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Nobody is named cortana or siri or Ok Google so those work fine. Alexa is a name for people, especially when their poo poo voice recognition picks up every variant of Alex
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Nov 7, 2014 14:50
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wouldn't there also be a problem with that company that tracks web traffic called alexa
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Bloody posted:Nobody is named cortana or siri or Ok Google so those work fine. Alexa is a name for people, especially when their poo poo voice recognition picks up every variant of Alex yeah and with Siri you have to say "Hey Siri" when the setting is on that always listens (needs to be charging)
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if its just named alexa then thats stupid if you choose the name thats stupid too, that means 1) your guests will be unable to use your handy virtual slave woman until you introduce her as such and 2) the [brokenhearted|antisocial] will name the echo after their [ex-|anime] girlfriends which will be [pathetic|disgusting] to [their friends and family|the LORD our god]
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Nov 7, 2014 18:00
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this thing is one Busta Rhymes voice pack addon away from turning from trash into awesome.
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oh, im the female voice for the subservient electronics device
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Nov 7, 2014 18:09
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alexa, who is the greatest?
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BGrifter posted:this thing is one Busta Rhymes voice pack addon away from turning from trash into awesome. this except steven wright
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lol at the mansplaining in the ad
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flakeloaf posted:this except steven wright this except Peewee Herman
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Strangelet Wave posted:if its just named alexa then thats stupid the last two pipes there should be && hth
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Sagebrush posted:the last two pipes there should be && hth the latter && would impply the antisocial have friends anyway what im saying is that i at least afford my virtual slave woman the dignity of her birth name, siri
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Amazon Echo sits idly by while you beat the poo poo out of your girlfriend
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kliksf posted:Amazon Echo sits idly by while you beat the poo poo out of your girlfriend it automatically adds this to your wishlist http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-92BSS-Brooklyn-Crusher/dp/B001DRNLE6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1415383248&sr=8-4&keywords=bat
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kliksf posted:Amazon Echo sits idly by while you beat the poo poo out of your girlfriend People who bought WHATDIDYOUSAYYOUFUCKENCUNTILLFUCKENKILLYOU also bought:
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Also lol at "it doesn't listen until you say its name", of course it has to listen and interpret all the time in order to even know that you've said its name it just beneficently chooses to disregard what you say until it decides you're addressing it
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Moose Milkie posted:this will look great next to my mac pro you should post more also i use "hey siri" all the time when i'm driving (which is rare)
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Strangelet Wave posted:why the hell do they address the amazon echo as "alexa" more than once it is called "alexis".
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