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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry

Who What Now posted:

I can't wrap my head around this sort of backlash against something so trivial. What do you people that can't live without a urinal for ten minutes do in your own homes? Did you all buy urinals for your bathrooms? What do you do when you find a men's room without a urinal at all? Do you piss on the wall while thinking, "heh, take that Tumblr!"?

All mens rooms have urinals and if it doesn't don't touch the seat.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
How does a urinal offend anyone though? The only thing I can think of is penis envy and honestly you girls just gotta get over that.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry
Like who cares that your peeing, you're in a bathroom. Don't look if it bothers you.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry

katlington posted:

How does them being unavailable offend anybody? Yet here we are.

It's easier to pee in?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm sorry our body allows us to piss standing up and that that bothers you somehow.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry
You can also choose not to touch old piss.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Unless that's your thing, in which case, touch all the old piss you want buddy.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Who What Now posted:

Then wipe the seat and wash your hands when you're done you giant piss baby.

I'd rather just use a urinal honestly.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry

katlington posted:

Are you saying it actually does offend you?


It's super inconvenient.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Who What Now posted:

Pissing on a seat hasn't been a problem for me since I was 7, and the handful of times it happens I just wipe it up. What the gently caress kind of literal man-children are you people that you can't urinate without spraying everything in a three foot radius of you?

Because most people who use a public bath room don't care?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
The world is imperfect and other people have no real obligation to care about how their actions effect other people usually.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

katlington posted:

I wonder if there's any issues with urinals meaning male toilets have a higher capacity than female toilets with facilities of the same size? Prob just some sjw idiot being an idiot. Either way, as a penis haver who doesn't have a wall urinal in my home, I really look forward to my 8 daily pees in the university MANSAFE toilets. If im going to just stand above a bowl and pee into that like an animal, why even go to university?

Pee where you want, friend.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Just don't piss in a playground, because whoo boy.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Men shouldn't be bothered by that unless your some fag or something.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Are we still talking about piss?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
In my opinion urinals are not sexist in the least and you have to be a pedantic rear end in a top hat to be offended by them at all.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I get some friends and we would through darts at it from a safe distance.

drilldo squirt fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Nov 14, 2014

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

JFairfax posted:

I know someone who took a poo poo in a urinal they're not really that gender specific.

also there is the she-wee







I just noticed the mud, lmbo.

Edit: That's pee mud.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Once when I was really sick and still in high school I walked into the girls locker room to get some paper towels to blow my nose in and walked out without noticing. :smug:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry
This thread is piss.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Clapping Larry
Lol if you've never just squatted in an open field and went to town.

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