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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Mr. Belpit posted:

The article is very oddly written. It looks like a lot of critical details are still missing that would help in understanding what the hell even happened.

The reporter was shocked due to an Allegiant Air flight taking off without mechanical issues.

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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Bird in a Blender posted:

Parents with kids, especially kids in that like 4-12 range love predictability. Kids can be serious picky eaters, so having something they know will please the kids is big. That and just the huge amount of people who are seriously scared of trying something new.

My job has 75% travel. And most of the time I will try local places. Sometimes they are great, and sometimes the yelp reviews were bought. But after the third week in a row you just don't want to roll the dice some nights. So I'll hit up a Texas/Longhorn/Outback Steakhouse and get a steak that will be acceptable. It won't change my life, but even at it's worse it will be acceptable food.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Mu Zeta posted:

I hope Harley Davidson installs speakers that make the trademarked engine noise on their electric bikes.

Right now they are working on the oil drip reservoirs to simulate that traditional Harley oil leak.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Platystemon posted:

Wait, that’s not satire?

Not really. It's from the Legend of the Mall Ninja. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ Basically the insane fantasy of a security guard with dreams of being a high speed tactical operator. Honestly it gets even more insane.

DUKE CANNON DOESN'T APPROVE OF WOMEN IN CONGRESS HUMILIATING THE PRESIDENT BUT IT DOES GIVE HIM A LITTLE CHUBBY WHEN HE IMAGINES IT HAPPENING TO HIM.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
And only three shades of concealer. Who does that in this day and age?

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

Are these the three shades? Incredible. They really didn't do any market research at all. I'm not a big makeup person but even I know that Fenty Beauty and Jeffree Star are the top brands because they acknowledge people with brown and black skin exist and deserve makeup too.

And you have stuff like the guy in the video applying makeup, taking a shower then applying makeup again. This whole thing reeks of some dudes who don't know poo poo about makeup deciding that they have a brilliant* marketing ploy and thus they don't need to know anything about makeup.

*Not actually brilliant.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

PhazonLink posted:

the dude also seems not exactly your typical guy since he has a ton of body tatoos, nose and nipple piercings, kinda wierd with the hyper male marketing.

Yeah, there is a lot about this that screams edgy morons. I'm kinda waiting for their next marketing video where they challenge the head of Fenty to a street fight. I suspect the papers will describe the beating Rihanna gives them as savage but well deserved.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Strudel Man posted:

Isn't that story apocryphal? I vaguely remember trying to track down details and finding nothing about advertising reduction.

A quick check shows it was hammered by the Great Depression and then management doubling prices while slashing quality.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Tiggum posted:

I think you have to already be pretty keen to play to even begin to deal with the hassle of virtual board games.

Yes but Tabletop simulator includes flipping the table and not having to pick it up. So that's a big selling point.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

AFewBricksShy posted:

Don't forget about Richard Geere shoving a gerbil up his rear end. I have no idea how that one got started.

It was a weird thing straight people attributed to gay dudes in the 80's and 90's. For some reason it really stuck with him, along with rumors of him being gay. But other celebs got tarred with it.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

CharlestheHammer posted:

It aseems their problem should lie with only fans, because I don’t see how the changes impact or even stop what she did

It doesn't stop her. It does stop the credit card company from dumping them. So credit card processing for adult stuff has very high fees. Around 4% for stuff like sites selling sex toys, to porn sites which can hit around 10% per transaction. Part of this is that lots of processing companies won't touch them, and part of it is a really high charge back rate. They likely have a fairly high charge back rate from dudes scamming already. But massive spike in the amount of dollars being charged back is going to be making alarm bells scream. So the processor will give them a choice of a bunch of restrictions or just dropping them. They took the restrictions.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Detective No. 27 posted:

They've had a variation of sharing Coke as their marketing for nearly a century at this point. They probably just went autopilot and this slipped past them because they laid off the guy who makes sure they don't do tone deaf or accidentally racist ads due to COVID cutbacks.

It might also work as a touchstone of normalcy. With the numbers starting to come in from Thanksgiving, it may be a drat dark Christmas this year.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Zero One posted:

It's like TV ads for GE jet engines: The people who are responsible for finding a bridge company watch YouTube too.

Speaking of GE and dumb marketing.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ueDHn2HTk

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

mostlygray posted:

That must be the worst one out there. It's really common for people to not understand the meaning of a song in marketing but that one is pissing on your face and telling you it's raining.

It's even worse than the Jack Daniels ad that uses "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction and cuts just before "He treats me like a ragdoll."

Do these people even listen to the song before choosing it? It's literally a song about addiction.

I suspect the people who pick these songs are the kind of people who don't really listen to lyrics. Or they are the kind of people who think they are making a smug protest, not realizing everyone thinks they are a loving moron. Or they knew only one song about mining. But as bad as they went, there are some worse options like You'll Never Leave Harlen Alive. The "correct" song to choose probably was Coal Miner's Daughter.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Cleretic posted:

Sixteen Tons in pro-coal ads is always going to be the strongest one of these. At least most of the rest of these have ambiguous choruses or unclear lyrics; Sixteen Tons is VERY clear, both in diction and intention.

The cherry on top of it is that the ad is announcing clean coal is coming. 16 years later and clean coal is still a myth.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
It's not often the social media intern fucks up badly enough that they are getting a subpoena in a class action suit.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

mandatory lesbian posted:

louisville is the 29th most populous city in the us

It's also #1 in horse art per capita.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Thanatosian posted:

What I don't understand: UCSB is a public school; there should be an inspector general--or even the California AG--weighing in on this

Generally code enforcement is civil until your gently caress up kills someone. Then it may still be civil. The AHJ for this can vary a bit. I know the Office of the State Fire Marshall does some code enforcement in CA. I imagine local code enforcement departments might review it during permitting. It's also possible the University system is exempted but I doubt it's likely. So the local building code office and the Fire Marshall is your best bet.

I don't touch fire code very much, but NFRPA 101 does specify how many doors per people is required. 2 is the minimum. And the number goes up per X number of people. Someone here likely knows the fire code better and could say how many it is but it's more than 2.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
So Peloton and Ryan Reynolds fired back with an ad staring Chris Noth and Jess King.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgEHT_m8Qf4

It's the second Peloton related ad he's done. This was in response to Peloton's terrible Christmas ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayD-4nMnB44

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Read After Burning posted:

I'm assuming a sweepstakes counts as marketing, somewhat:

https://twitter.com/LAYS/status/1480925068549148675?cxt=HHwWhsC-nZ3gpo0pAAAA

...Why?

So Browns fans can taste sadness along with feeling it in their hearts?

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Read After Burning posted:

Wrong thread for it, but since it's been brought up...I was thinking of becoming a prison pen pal to a couple of non-violent offenders, like sex workers or drug dealers or whatever.

Does anybody have experience with this (as a pen pal, but I guess as an inmate too)? Does it actually make the prisoners feel a little better, or is it more for the person on the outside ("Look at me, I'm such a good person for writing to CRIMINALS")? A quick glance at Google shows me a few sources saying that it's a good thing to do and gives the inmates some small semblance of something to look forward to, but Always Ask Goons and such.

I've worked with a group that would set up Amazon wishlist's for books for sex worker inmates. The universal response was joy. The majority reported it making them feel like they mattered. That they were people. The downside is that the rules for things like what books someone can get are completely and totally arbitrary to what the warden feels like on any given day. Amazon is pretty good at dealing with that but just be aware poo poo will bounce.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Read After Burning posted:

Oh, that's wonderful! Do you have a link or more info? That sounds right up my alley.

https://www.swopbehindbars.org/amazon-wishlists

If you want to do sex worker allyship, SWOP is a good place to start.

https://www.nswp.org/page/sex-worker-community-responses#United%20States

Those are some other aid and mutual aid organizations.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Read After Burning posted:

Thank you, angel! I'll buy a couple of inmates some books per month. If you happen to know of any similar lists, but for music (I know some prisons allow inmates to have basic .mp3 players) or iTunes gift cards, let me know.

Reading that list and seeing someone with "Sentence: life" for fuckin' sex work is just...monsterous. We seal someone off from society forever, because they...sold sex for money? :fuckoff:

Yeah. :smith: My "big essay" for one of my college English classes was about the lack of mental stimulation/entertainment for inmates (I focused on max-security prisons, but it's an issue in all prisons), so it's been a Thing That Bugs Me for almost ten years now.

In my mind, I don't care if someone did a murder or rape or any other violent crime. If they're already in prison for life, they're not gonna "hurt society" anymore. Let them have a goddamn book or something (and that includes folks in solitary).

SWOP's Behind Bars group is the only one I know of that assists inmates. It's not likely to be the only one, just the one I know. Most of the other groups of I know tend to be aid groups or mutual aid groups for sex workers who aren't incarcerated. Like a lot of professions sex work was hit hard by COVID. Some parts bounced back, like porn production. And strip clubs seem to be back. Most of the escorts I know of are saying business is still down. But all of those groups tend to have piss poor insurance. So COVID can be a nightmare.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

BMan posted:

anybody remember jpeg2000? me neither

For a while, one of the companies producing security cameras went JPEG2000. It was a leap ahead of MJPEG but everyone else went MPEG-4 right after.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
I don't mind local radio so much. But can someone tell loving DJs it's not the 90's any more and prank calls are lame?

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Read After Burning posted:

Here's some cosmetics stuff:

https://twitter.com/temptalia/status/1387747039497293824
Some folks are convinced the applicator looks like a penis or erect nipple. :wiggle: Even if that wasn't the case, the packaging has a lot of excessive plastic, which the beauty community has tried to move away from over the years.

https://twitter.com/JeffreeStar/status/1520845122262298625?cxt=HHwWgsCj7ZalkJsqAAAA
If you didn't know, Jeffree Star has had many accusations/documented evidence of racism, particularly towards Black folks. I'd say that makes this ad campaign a giant :yikes:

I used to follow the MUA community because the people did some cool art. Then him and James Charles became such massive drama poo poo hurricanes that it became unbearable.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't know who Shane Dawson is.

He's the guy you call for image rehabilitation on Youtube. Say something racist, he'll do a documentary about how you aren't. Need to be humanized after your makeup pallet was found to be made of small children, he'll do an interview. Also he fucks cats.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Everything is impossible to use comfortably when you're 6' 3". You and your back get used to it.

We had some knockoff Pelican cases that we used to use for work. Perfect height for my 5'6" boss. Which sucked because everyone else in the department was 5'11" or taller. When it was time to retire them, we got proper Pelican cases. Which were sized for taller people. And oh god where they so much better.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Platystemon posted:

Harvey was a hurricane that struck the city in 2017.

The furniture guy opened the doors and let people whose homes had been destroyed sleep on his showroom mattresses.

Notorious piece of poo poo Joel Osteen, in contrast, instructed his hired guns to keep the masses out of his megachurch.

His mega church being a 16,000 seat former sports arena. He and his other pastors started a terrible PR campaign where they said they were open (they weren't), that they couldn't open due to flooding in the church (there wasn't), and that they promised to open after all other shelters were full (they didn't till well after). By the standards of Prosperity Gospel shitheads, he's an rear end in a top hat. His church once tried to get me to do a gently caress ton of work for them. And I was to be paid in Joel Osteen's thanks. Not even exposure. A thanks.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Splicer posted:

Name one corporation that's actually died recently instead of living on as a shambling broken shell of its former self, rotted body staring off into the distance shilling NFTs.

Borders.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Muscle Tracer posted:

Borders died eleven years ago.

But when it died, it died completely. No one is trying to keep the husk going.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Beachcomber posted:

I've always wanted to try, like, real bison pemmican, but there's not really anywhere to get it.

So bison and cattle can cross breed. And there are herds of beefalo (don't come at me about the name, I didn't make it up) raised for their meat. It's pretty close to bison meat.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Len posted:

A friend and I were talking about ads that just completely misuse music last night. I know the GE/Sixteen Tons, Tigger Movie/Semi Charmed Life, Hershey/Melt with you, and Coke/99 Red Balloons.

I'm sure there's a ton I don't know about, anyone have them handy?

Pepsi used Brown Sugar. Mercedes Benz used Mercedes-Benz. Jack Daniels used Jane Says, which I'm gonna give special mention for maybe not actually misuse but just way too on the nose.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

PharmerBoy posted:

I feel like an idiot, because I can not figure out what the intended meaning of that was. All I'm getting is the hosed up side of it.

What were they hoping that would be interpreted as?

I'm guessing it's a reference to Disney's presence at the World's Fair that year. Supposedly it inspired the existence of Epcot.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

One has not truly partied till one has been to a party thrown by the Sisters. gently caress the Dodgers for their stupidity.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Phanatic posted:

What about Axe Cop?

Already cancelled by Fox thankfully.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

credburn posted:

Is Ms. Marvel's ability the same as Mr. Fantastic? And is that intentional, with their weird similar names?

Functionally they are pretty similar. His skin is extremely hard to pierce, she has a healing factor. And her code name is a reference to one of the ones Captain Marvel used. Kamala Khan is a huge fan of Carol Danvers.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

credburn posted:

Oh wait

There's a Captain Marvel and a Ms. Marvel? God dammit I'm so behind

Captain Marvel is like the most passed around mantle in comics. poo poo, four people who used that code name in the comics have appeared in the MCU because it's been passed around so much. Mar-Vell (Annette Bennings character in Captain Marvel), Carol Danvers (the title character of Captain Marvel), Monica Rambeau (played by Akira Akbar in Captain Marvel and WandaVision) and Phyla-Vell (in Guardians 3)

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

John Murdoch posted:

In the context of someone trying to get into and wrap their head around comics, I'd say needing to keep track of four different books* instead of simply reading issues #135 - #190 of a single book is in fact kind of dumb?

*Actually more than 4 because it wouldn't be comics without a hundred additional crossovers, miniseries, annuals, recaps, promotional one-offs, whatever the gently caress else. Granted, Clone Saga was a particularly notable and extreme case.

The only people who want that are editors. Readers hate it because it's annoying. Writers and artists hate it because it tends to make scheduling a nightmare. Editors love it because they are dipshits. It's only those series being collected in trades that makes crossover stuff bearable.

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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
Even more stupidity from Formerly Twitter, they changed the display name of the main twitter account to be X. But they can't seem to change the @twitter part. Elon Musk. As bad at rebranding as everything else.

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