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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Haruharuharuko posted:

To be fair to the internet weirdos (Ugh) it basically looks like a flash animation to begin with so all the porn was probably inevitable.

Not to mention that picture has one hell of "anatomically impossible sexy female pose". Like what's up with that leg.

content:
I don't like that Christian Mingle commercial. You said God is let me choose HIS match for me? Do I have free will or not? Narrator are you still married? Why do your marriage pictures look like stock photos?

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Don't forget the conversational ads DJs do. Hell even the non music content is crap since their just big music and entertainment shills.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

This is huge and corporations are just now learning the hard way what it means to economically stunt an entire generation. Lower wages/less reliable employment means smaller living spaces, living with roommates until later in life, delaying marriage and child-having, fewer hobbies, fewer vacations. Think how many life events trigger a purchasing spree that just isn't happening anymore. No point in buying a washer/dryer set if you can't afford to live somewhere with hookups. You'll never buy a fridge if you only live in apartments that come with them. No cars if you can't afford to move out of that major urban center with its public transit and lack of parking. Pretty much the only things it makes sense for millennials to buy are food, clothing, and personal electronics, which coincidentally are the only sectors doing reliably well with that age group.

What's going to be really interesting is how this effect amplifies through the following generations. Buying a car or a house isn't going to feel like an unmissable hallmark of adulthood if your parents never owned one until they were finally able to afford to move out to the suburbs in their forties.

So they don't remember the decades after The Great Depression?(Granted there was that post-WW2 boom, but still)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

I would never go by anything the Wall Street Journal says. Ever. This is an image from an article about how tax increases will affect :airquote:everyone:airquote:.



Look how sad and downtrodden they all are :(



This must always be posted with that.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

JacquelineDempsey posted:


... barista that corrects me when I say large instead of venti"


Has this ever actually happen?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Small town america sounds like hell.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Since we're talking about Nintendo, I always felt Nintendo never going back to the Gameboy name was a bad move.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

. Coffee in cans is very popular in Japan, and a standard can is too thick to heat up properly (when you buy it, the machine warms up the can then gives it to you), so a taller, skinnier can was developed that heated him in much less time.

If this was the life hack thread I would say this is an amazing life hack.(also only for Japanese and Italian brands, are there non-Starbucks/crap US brands?)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
More on the subject of Adsense and its "random" nature and goons. I think some goon helped write an article on being banned from Adsense and how there's no actual human to talk to in getting unbanned.

The article gets posted and "mysteriously" all the people mentioned get unbanned.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if every success story on sites like YouTube and Twitch depends on sponsors to stay alive. The standard monetization methods are probably all pennies and cents.

Or already be rich. I think I skimmed slowbeef's outside of SA lets play thread and someone said Pewpewdie is some well off Scandinavian and the Schadenfreude Thread said that the guy who eats non food stuffs is also from a rich family.

Rich people have the freedom to choose to be freakshows.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

only a small handful of people were both crazy enough and determined enough to drive to Oregon and join the occupation

and when they went they went to a place in Oregon in the middle of winter with no cold weather gear and no food. Also digging a shitpit.

The Oregon Stupid thread is the one good thread in CSPAM.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
The NRA is nth-ing down because every time an R wins the white house, gun and ammo prices crash for some reason.(they also spiked super hard under Obama for some reason)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Mu Zeta posted:

DC makes a bunch of animated Batman movies, some even voiced by Kevin Conroy.

Pretty sure most of those suck. The "DC Universe Animated Original Movies " all seem to be darkedgegrit stuff.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Croccers posted:

Looks like they copied and pasted a Mac store.

Why would a tech company copy a cosmetics company?(also why hasn't Apple bought them just so they can own the name and not use it.)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Their owns are white and therefore probably nazis.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Libs burning their product they already bought sure is showing them.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
The Slants is funny because some morons said the name wouldn't be racist if the band wasn't asian.

Also (y1-y0)/(x1-x0) is indeed offensive.(to people bad at math)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Is it a bronut because it's shaped like a dick?

Isn't that just an eclair made from doughnut dough instead of pot a shoe dough?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I got a pink fuchsia GBA because they ran out of all the other colors.

I got over it because gently caress waiting for the next shipment. Though I still wanted the purple indigo one because then it would match my GBC(and GC).

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Tired Moritz posted:

Why dont more people buy gaudy suitcases tbh?

If everyone has gaudy suitcases then we're back to square one in being able to spot your unique suitcase from a mile away.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I also read that women's dye is better and slightly longer lasting than men's dye.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Quote-Unquote posted:

Just lol if you don't make your own as a way to escape your enemies

continuing down this tinhat rabbit hole, lol if you dont also design make make your own printer so it doesn't have Illuminati tracking dots on your paper.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Is duplex printing a luxury or normal thing?

I remember when I got my brother printer I thought that was the cool poo poo, but I never used it because I like having blank pages and using more paper.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Pretty sure architects and lawyers belong in hell.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Didn't McD try to do that a pub in Ireland and the Irish gov told them to gently caress off forever?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
do you also happen to pass the paper bag test?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Did you guys miss the 2016 event when Donnie himself visited one of their plants despite him being a teetotaler? and the only drug he does is diet pills and coke?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

RoboRodent posted:

What the actual gently caress.

this happened in 2016 with Donnie signs.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Krispy Wafer posted:

Soda sales are down like 20% over the last couple of decades.

That doesn’t mean Coke is hosed or anything, but they’re trying to find new growth opportunities. Pepsi at least has its snack and restaurant businesses to ease the cola slump sting.

The original buttcoin, growth must happen forever and go up at an even faster and faster rate.(never mind that unlike coinz which sort of " " " try" " " to be currency/money, soda is a phyical product/good and therefore has econstuffeconstuffeconstuff

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Volcott posted:

Depends, do the people you live with not take off their loving shoes despite having a loving MUDROOM RIGHT GODDAMN THERE THAT THEY HAVE TO WALK THROUGH TO GET INSIDE?

look at this 1% that has a mud room.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
there's already commercials about oxygen tank stuff for olds.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Didnt Nintendo get a giant spike after Pokemon Go before "totally rational men of industry" figured out that Nintendo only licensed it and it was Niantic that made it.(also Niantic didnt get a spike or didn't get as big as one)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
if you know the pan is the one going to be dented should you still throw it away?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

spog posted:

I think we are, indirectly.



drat and i thought my 15$ nice plstic playing cards were a waste of money.
(those are still card board arent they)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
pyf has a tacticool thread of course you can buy body armor.

Though some other stuff like pepper spray and batons have more restrictions on them than gunz, lol.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
you guys are all overthinking it.

a decade or so ago (white) American food knowledge, tastes, and GI tracts were very very bland and things that werent (table)salt or black pepper were thought to be weird and exotic(Emeril's bam thing with cayenne pepper comes to mind) so eating something with actual spices and seasoning did a number on white people for a few years.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
dont forget that Merican diets also dont get a lot of fiber and the beans might be their largest % of fiber intake for that week or month.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

I thought that was FUD pushed by anti-immigrant folks, and the real reason was incomplete sterilization/inadequate sanitation at the sorting facilities?

which again is caused by weaken the FDA and Donnie putting some piece of poo poo industry suit in charge of it.

Nothing wont happen till Donnie gets sick from his fast food.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
reminder that the WH chef tried to make "high class" fast food and failed and stopped trying because piss baby just loves garbage too much.

Turns out you can't copycat pink slime without the real thing.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Thomamelas posted:

And you have stuff like the guy in the video applying makeup, taking a shower then applying makeup again. This whole thing reeks of some dudes who don't know poo poo about makeup deciding that they have a brilliant* marketing ploy and thus they don't need to know anything about makeup.

*Not actually brilliant.

the dude also seems not exactly your typical guy since he has a ton of body tatoos, nose and nipple piercings, kinda wierd with the hyper male marketing.

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