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advanced simulation of the future of the tech bubble:
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 17:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:06 |
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BANME.sh posted:discussing your salary with other employees is actually in poor taste and it shouldn't need to be an official policy if you work with mature adults hth congratulations, you've been successfully trained by capitalists who are better at the game than you
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 18:24 |
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pr0zac posted:i want an emotional support potbellied pig, pigs own The passenger was allowed to bring the pig on board as an "emotional support animal" under Department of Transportation guidelines, a US Airways spokeswoman said. Apparently, it was not meant to be. Before the plane took off, the passenger and her pig were kicked for being "disruptive," spokeswoman Laura Masvidal said. How disruptive? Fellow passengers told the Hartford Courant that the big brown pig stank up the cabin of the tiny D.C.-bound aircraft and defecated in the aisle. Phelps watched in amusement and horror as the pig began "dropping things" in the aisle while his owner stowed her belongings. When she tied him to the armrest and tried to clean up after him, he began to howl.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 01:29 |
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infernal machines posted:americans: consistently amazed the rest of the world isn't taking it up the rear end without lube without lube like a man. and we don't kowtow to no queen, either.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:58 |
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"oh, look at me! i'm a girly-man who needs to lube up my rear end in a top hat because it's so delicate and soft!"
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:59 |
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uncurable mlady posted:i loving hate that everything does this now when i copy/paste poo poo paste us unformatted every day, all day
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 04:03 |
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Sniep posted:i was raised with a heavy dose of "you are smart but the smartest thing of all is to know what you don't know" i think part of it is pride.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 04:31 |
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we tried to fight it. the judge automatically sided with the landlord even though the landlord used the deposit to make improvements so he could sell the place which is illegal
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 18:47 |
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Shifty Pony posted:I'm pretty sure my current landlord is going to try and pull the same thing so when I moved in I took a billion photos and a few video walkthroughs. it's always worth a roll of the dice use the legal system, people
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 19:08 |
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once i was working at a mailbox-type place and when i left for a better job the owner dicked around with my last paycheck. i had been documenting everything so i got a civil hearing. the owner's response included several demonstrable lies so i was all ready to go to court but then there was a firestorm and the hearing was canceled. it was then rescheduled such that i would hvae had to take time off from my new and better job, jeopardizing that. i let it drop after doing the cost/benefit.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 19:11 |
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PuTTY riot posted:uber doesn't follow
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 17:31 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there is porn like this i thought that's just what the commute is like in n'awlins
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 18:36 |
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computer parts posted:The Cuckoo’s Nest, which I attend from time to time . . . It is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 04:05 |
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i don't.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 04:23 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:you wouldn't relish the chance to kick him in the nads? i can already piss on his grave if i were so inclined, that's good enough
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 05:37 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i've got $100 towards one of the bay yosposters infiltrating Seconded.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 07:29 |
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Progressive JPEG posted:Cliff Stoll is super cool, if you buy one if his Klein bottles he stores them in a crawlspace in his place. He used to just crawl in there to get em out to be mailed but it's rough on his back so he built a radio controlled forklift robot with a camera on it to get them out
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 19:28 |
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so, under the mattress then?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 19:54 |
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Mido posted:*shakes duTrieux's av* i've directed that my company-matched 401(k) fund is invested with maximum risk because, you know, bubble. probably going to reconfigure that come the new year. money in the bank is for rent/spending or as a way-point to other things. i still have some stocks i bought years ago in three companies. the average gains are at about 130% per. i'm probably going to be debt-free next year, it's a weird thought then once i'm free of the illuminati fiat-lizard conspiracy i will be able to devote all of my financial resources to promulgating the word satoshi of clan nakomoto
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 20:31 |
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Main Paineframe posted:hope you're young enough to lose your entire 401k in the event that the bubble pops earlier than you suspect. that's the thing about bubbles - a lot of people realize they're bubbles but still go all-in maximum-risk anyway because they think they'll have some way of knowing when to pull out before it pops yeah i'll be fine
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 02:35 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:
but you're giving fractions of dollars to a
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 20:47 |
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the earthquake early warning system in california just got a huge chunk of money which is pretty rad
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:27 |
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good thing i don't live in the bay area
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:44 |
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families are messy things and have been for most of human history. it would be really cool if civil unions were completely split from the concept of marriage such that it would apply simply to people who live together and want to efficiently comingle finances
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 04:59 |
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"it's a free market, fellow assholes" -saudi arabia to the world
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 22:39 |
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as of right now the exchange rate is somewhere around 1:60 dollars:rubles, it was as bad as 1:80 yesterday maybe the surprise middle-of-the-night 175% interest rate hike helped?
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 22:42 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i'm the environmentally conscious person who protests leather and nuclear energy oh man i hate that guy
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 21:18 |
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qirex posted:yes, what you do is the most important thing in the word *pats on head* it kind of is though, sanitation is pretty much the first loving thing any civilization needs to get in order
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:05 |
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Sagebrush posted:i don't think you can really put one over the other...the greatest advance in human healthcare in history was probably germ theory because all of those things mentioned naturally grew out of it. keeping sewage contained, disinfecting drinking water, handwashing in hospitals and restaurants, sterilization of surgical tools, etc. you had cases like john snow deducing "there's something wrong with the water" but it took the discovery of microorganisms to actually understand the link between the people dying, the pump water, why boiled water was safe, etc do some googling about either hookworm in the south or the recently discovered link between sanitation and malnourishment in india even among the well-fed
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:30 |
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this is why i get mad at companies like google who are all "let's fly blimps with the internet to help developing coutnries!!!" when what they need is goddamn toilets and sewage infrastructure
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:32 |
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more people in the world have cell phones than do toilets.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:33 |
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hookworm is literally worse than hitler
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:36 |
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Sagebrush posted:i really get pissy whenever someone mentions the One Laptop Per Child project for this reason obligatory reminder that this project resorted to just throwing crates of the laptop out of helicopters near villages and then hoping for the best
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:36 |
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fritz posted:there are a couple former olpc people at current job, they're good people were they on the helicopter squads
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 02:02 |
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qirex posted:oh no now someone has to update http://picturesofpeoplescanningqrcodes.tumblr.com/ no, because i guarantee that they weren't scanning the qr code
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 21:33 |
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rotor posted:they were just ahead of their time i want to go to an automat
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 22:59 |
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vapid cutlery posted:easier than making people watch who moved my cheese isn't that a book you don't watch books what is wrong with you
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 01:57 |
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oh god linkedin trigger warning please
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 04:44 |
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i've unsubscribed from their mailing lists no less than 5 times but there's always a new one that comes in, it's hosed up
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 04:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:06 |
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eschaton posted:make them present you their belly H.P. Hovercraft posted:i keep saiyan that urinating a lil on the conference room table is an excellent sign of dominance acceptance Report: Slamming Boss Against Wall, Shouting ‘Cash! I Need More Cash!’ Still Leading Tactic For Securing Raise http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-slamming-boss-against-wall-shouting-cash,37265/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbwOYMFtw1k
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