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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

advanced simulation of the future of the tech bubble:

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

BANME.sh posted:

discussing your salary with other employees is actually in poor taste and it shouldn't need to be an official policy if you work with mature adults hth

congratulations, you've been successfully trained by capitalists who are better at the game than you

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

pr0zac posted:

i want an emotional support potbellied pig, pigs own

The passenger was allowed to bring the pig on board as an "emotional support animal" under Department of Transportation guidelines, a US Airways spokeswoman said.

Apparently, it was not meant to be. Before the plane took off, the passenger and her pig were kicked for being "disruptive," spokeswoman Laura Masvidal said.

How disruptive? Fellow passengers told the Hartford Courant that the big brown pig stank up the cabin of the tiny D.C.-bound aircraft and defecated in the aisle.

Phelps watched in amusement and horror as the pig began "dropping things" in the aisle while his owner stowed her belongings. When she tied him to the armrest and tried to clean up after him, he began to howl.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

infernal machines posted:

americans: consistently amazed the rest of the world isn't taking it up the rear end without lube

without lube like a man. and we don't kowtow to no queen, either.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

"oh, look at me! i'm a girly-man who needs to lube up my rear end in a top hat because it's so delicate and soft!"

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

i loving hate that everything does this now when i copy/paste poo poo

paste us unformatted every day, all day

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sniep posted:

i was raised with a heavy dose of "you are smart but the smartest thing of all is to know what you don't know"

it always baffles me when people don't get this fact, because at the end of the day, intelligent delegation is super, super super worth it every time 100 out of 100 times

i think part of it is pride.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

we tried to fight it. the judge automatically sided with the landlord even though the landlord used the deposit to make improvements so he could sell the place which is illegal

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Shifty Pony posted:

I'm pretty sure my current landlord is going to try and pull the same thing so when I moved in I took a billion photos and a few video walkthroughs.

taking it to court is always a bit of a spin of the roulette wheel because some judges are assholes. on the other hand you might get a judge like Tori got who rips the landlord a new one.

it's always worth a roll of the dice

use the legal system, people

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

once i was working at a mailbox-type place and when i left for a better job the owner dicked around with my last paycheck. i had been documenting everything so i got a civil hearing. the owner's response included several demonstrable lies so i was all ready to go to court but then there was a firestorm and the hearing was canceled. it was then rescheduled such that i would hvae had to take time off from my new and better job, jeopardizing that. i let it drop after doing the cost/benefit.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

PuTTY riot posted:

uber doesn't follow our taxi laws lol

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

there is porn like this

i have seen it

i thought that's just what the commute is like in n'awlins

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

computer parts posted:

The Cuckoo’s Nest, which I attend from time to time . . . It is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i don't.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Nintendo Kid posted:

you wouldn't relish the chance to kick him in the nads?

i can already piss on his grave if i were so inclined, that's good enough

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

i've got $100 towards one of the bay yosposters infiltrating

test me

Seconded.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Progressive JPEG posted:

Cliff Stoll is super cool, if you buy one if his Klein bottles he stores them in a crawlspace in his place. He used to just crawl in there to get em out to be mailed but it's rough on his back so he built a radio controlled forklift robot with a camera on it to get them out

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

so, under the mattress then?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Mido posted:

*shakes duTrieux's av*

my nigga

have u tried Bitcoins


i've directed that my company-matched 401(k) fund is invested with maximum risk because, you know, bubble. probably going to reconfigure that come the new year.

money in the bank is for rent/spending or as a way-point to other things.

i still have some stocks i bought years ago in three companies. the average gains are at about 130% per.

i'm probably going to be debt-free next year, it's a weird thought

then once i'm free of the illuminati fiat-lizard conspiracy i will be able to devote all of my financial resources to promulgating the word satoshi of clan nakomoto

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Main Paineframe posted:

hope you're young enough to lose your entire 401k in the event that the bubble pops earlier than you suspect. that's the thing about bubbles - a lot of people realize they're bubbles but still go all-in maximum-risk anyway because they think they'll have some way of knowing when to pull out before it pops

yeah i'll be fine

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

:respek:


i don't get charged any fees by the bank so there'd be literally no difference in cost between mattress/safe and bank account, so between the two i'd really rather have my money in a federally insured bank account rather than in a mattress where it can get stolen or burned

but you're giving fractions of dollars to a jew lizard bankster!

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

the earthquake early warning system in california just got a huge chunk of money which is pretty rad

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

good thing i don't live in the bay area

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

families are messy things and have been for most of human history.

it would be really cool if civil unions were completely split from the concept of marriage such that it would apply simply to people who live together and want to efficiently comingle finances

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

"it's a free market, fellow assholes" -saudi arabia to the world

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

as of right now the exchange rate is somewhere around 1:60 dollars:rubles, it was as bad as 1:80 yesterday

maybe the surprise middle-of-the-night 175% interest rate hike helped?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm the environmentally conscious person who protests leather and nuclear energy

oh man i hate that guy

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

qirex posted:

yes, what you do is the most important thing in the word *pats on head*

it kind of is though, sanitation is pretty much the first loving thing any civilization needs to get in order

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

i don't think you can really put one over the other...the greatest advance in human healthcare in history was probably germ theory because all of those things mentioned naturally grew out of it. keeping sewage contained, disinfecting drinking water, handwashing in hospitals and restaurants, sterilization of surgical tools, etc. you had cases like john snow deducing "there's something wrong with the water" but it took the discovery of microorganisms to actually understand the link between the people dying, the pump water, why boiled water was safe, etc

do some googling about either hookworm in the south or the recently discovered link between sanitation and malnourishment in india even among the well-fed

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

this is why i get mad at companies like google who are all "let's fly blimps with the internet to help developing coutnries!!!" when what they need is goddamn toilets and sewage infrastructure

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

more people in the world have cell phones than do toilets.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

hookworm is literally worse than hitler

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

i really get pissy whenever someone mentions the One Laptop Per Child project for this reason

because that' what people in the third world need. not clean water, or megascale agricultural projects, or meaningful governmental reform. laptops!

obligatory reminder that this project resorted to just throwing crates of the laptop out of helicopters near villages and then hoping for the best

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

fritz posted:

there are a couple former olpc people at current job, they're good people

were they on the helicopter squads

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


no, because i guarantee that they weren't scanning the qr code

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

rotor posted:

they were just ahead of their time

i want to go to an automat

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

vapid cutlery posted:

easier than making people watch who moved my cheese

isn't that a book

you don't watch books

what is wrong with you

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

oh god linkedin trigger warning please

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i've unsubscribed from their mailing lists no less than 5 times but there's always a new one that comes in, it's hosed up

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

eschaton posted:

make them present you their belly


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i keep saiyan that urinating a lil on the conference room table is an excellent sign of dominance acceptance

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