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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Oh this recipe calls for a loving cup of onions?? Why am I even bothering with all the other poo poo when everything is just gonna be overwhelmed by watery, bullshit bad (even caramelized) onions.

"1 medium onion" bitch there are no "medium onions" have you been to a god drat store? I slice that fucker up and I'm gonna get 2-3 cups of loving onions

I guess yellow onions are ok, but seriously. Jesus Christ.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you → hell

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
green onions are my favorite

i also like the red ones, especially on sandwiches

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
green onions make pretty much everything better op.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
onions are to help poor people forget their food is poo poo op. why do you hate poor people?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
The Onion used to be really bad but now it's really good.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

actually onions are very good, and you are very wrong.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Oh this recipe calls for a loving cup of onions?? Why am I even bothering with all the other poo poo when everything is just gonna be overwhelmed by watery, bullshit bad (even caramelized) onions.

"1 medium onion" bitch there are no "medium onions" have you been to a god drat store? I slice that fucker up and I'm gonna get 2-3 cups of loving onions

I guess yellow onions are ok, but seriously. Jesus Christ.
you monster :qq:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Oh this recipe calls for a loving cup of onions?? Why am I even bothering with all the other poo poo when everything is just gonna be overwhelmed by watery, bullshit bad (even caramelized) onions.

"1 medium onion" bitch there are no "medium onions" have you been to a god drat store? I slice that fucker up and I'm gonna get 2-3 cups of loving onions

I guess yellow onions are ok, but seriously. Jesus Christ.

How big is the cup?

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
Onions are actually good, and furthermore nobody cares about your or anyone else's dumb banal opinions on what is good/bad

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Mr. Wednesday posted:

Onions are actually good, and furthermore nobody cares about your or anyone else's dumb banal opinions on what is good/bad

hmm

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Can't make chili without onions, therefore onions are good.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
every color onion rules

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Can't make chili without onions, therefore onions are good.

if this goes like any discussion about chili i've ever seen, someone will be along shortly to tell you why they have some conception of the lords true chili where this is not the case

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

spud posted:

How big is the cup?

a cup is roughly 250 ml.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
Don't know whether this is a weak-rear end troll or a legitimately bad opinion so I'm just going to go with "all of GBS."

open container
Sep 16, 2008
Onions are delicious and nutritious!

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
hey op, a lot of recipes call for onion even though onions are actually a really strong flavor that can easily overpower a dish. consider substituting shallots, leeks or green onions. shallots are a personal favorite of mine and also used by many professional chefs for their delicate onion flavor.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sorry you have little babby taste buds. :(

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Onions are fantastic. I give onions a nine out of ten.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Wednesday posted:

Onions are actually good, and furthermore nobody cares about your or anyone else's dumb banal opinions on what is good/bad

you postin, I postin, we all postin in here. your wrong.

I'm here to say: Onions are Good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Are scallions onions?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

redshirt posted:

Are scallions onions?

yeah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

That ain't right. Seems impossible, really.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

redshirt posted:

That ain't right. Seems impossible, really.

im not a botanist, so i could be wrong

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

redshirt posted:

Are scallions onions?

yeah scallions are a cultivar of regular bulb onions.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
Onions are the poo poo. Throw 'em in a pan with some olive oil, cook them over a low fire and sprinkle some sugar over them while you are doing it. Goddamn they are good. You have no idea. BAM! On a hamburger. Makes the hamburger a 10/10 in my book. Hell, anything with caramelized onions is good.

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
gently caress onions

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

AMINAL posted:

gently caress onions

im not even sure how this would work

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Otto von Ruthless posted:

im not even sure how this would work

you have a poo poo imagination, mate

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Otto von Ruthless posted:

im not even sure how this would work

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Onions provide flavour and help bulk out the food actually OP.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
onions have a lot of flavour, decent amounts of micronutrients and are low in calories. Put more onions in your food to get fuller quicker and thus be less fat

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
hold the onions chief

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

wtf would one do with a hollow onion

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Fetus Tree posted:

wtf would one do with a hollow onion

fill it with cheese and bake it

same as any hollow vegetable

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Fatkraken posted:

fill it with cheese and bake it

maybe dip it in ranch?

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Raw onions are loving hell

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Mr. Wednesday posted:

Onions are actually good, and furthermore nobody cares about your or anyone else's dumb banal opinions on what is good/bad

haha banal... anal

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open container
Sep 16, 2008
My sister married a dude that doesn't like onions for the sole reason he's afraid his breath will stink. Now she doesn't like onions either. Also he literally has a million dollars and won't even give me any of it and threw a hissy fit and made me pay him $50 when i smoked his fuckin shwaggy grampa weed.

~forcefeed the rich onions and smoke all their weed all day~

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