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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Aug 3, 2007

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Weird. They included an image of me reading that page.

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Aug 3, 2007

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Lowtax posted:

Okay I laughed out loud at this part. Perhaps this is where I went wrong?



Well you blatantly ignored this part;



quote:

Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Doctor J Off posted:

advice for the man who has a girlfriend, but has no way of knowing if she is attracted to him:

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-Your-Girlfriend-Wants-to-Have-Sex-With-You

quote:

Be patient. Sex is not everything in a great relationship. Be her best friend, protect her like a sibling, fight like husband and wife, play like children... wait 6 months... then think about sex. Its worthwhile to wait if you would like her to really be your one and only girl. Remember also, sex makes babies. So you want to make sure she is right for you as much as you are for her.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpH4R6SkNA

What is the target audience for this website?


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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Guess the topic for these single-track images:
















Doctor J Off posted:

you know, this would make a pretty good addition to the smilie database


gnarlyhotep posted:

i was thinking that too

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Aug 3, 2007

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necroid posted:

woah wtf why is this post like this




Probably a fault on your end. Restart your comp

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Aug 3, 2007

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http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Badass

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Aug 3, 2007

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Aug 3, 2007

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pathetic little tramp posted:

How do you not post step 2 (check the poo)


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Doctor J Off posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Cats

wikihow, you can teach me to love cats, but can you teach me to love another person?


also, i bought the how face

:how: could i spend 30 dollars on this??

My loving hero. Thanks!

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Aug 3, 2007

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Archer666 posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Do-Drugs



Doing cocaine turns the sun into a stinky heart!



Embrace your position as a cog in the soulless machine known as life



Do the goat man

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Aug 3, 2007

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http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Bullet-Wound

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Aug 3, 2007

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http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Dress

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Apparently a good way to sleep well on a hot night is to be jizzed on

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Aug 3, 2007

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Phobic Nest posted:

Hm, suddenly I could go for a doughnut.

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Aug 3, 2007

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Aug 3, 2007

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psyopmonkey posted:

:how: to gently caress furniture in front of your parent or guardian?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-an-Enema-at-Home

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Aug 3, 2007

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please find the source for :how:

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Quickscope420dad posted:

I think it's this, with the eyes drawn facing a different way and added teeth where lip should be



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